Comedian ALYSIA WOOD's MySpace Blog | This is where I make myself look like an asshole

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Funny People Contest - Ends Tomorrow!!

UPDATE: Apparently ANY rating is a positive vote. The scoring is not by how high your rating is but how many people rated you!

Please go to http://www.iJoke.com and sign up

Then click here http://www.ijoke.tv/video/&v=124589013055

Then click "Rate this i joke" and give me a 10!

Don't rate anyone else, rating people helps them!

The Top 3 go to Vegas.

Vote from every computer you own!

THANKS!!

(Vote & spread the word instead of buying me a Christmas present)

1:11 AM

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Please please vote for me - update

UPDATE: Apparently ANY vote is a vote. The scoring is not by how high your rating is but how many people rated you!

Please go to http://www.iJoke.com, sign up & rate my video as “perfect”

Alysia on i-Joke.com

Top 3 go to Vegas.

You have 4 days to vote from every computer you own!

THANKS!!

Alysia

(Vote & spread the word instead of buying me a Christmas present)

11:11 PM

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Monday, October 19, 2009

Seattle!! One night only! Tix on sale now...

Buy your tickets here!

5:40 AM

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

PREMISE ALERT! PREMISE ALERT!

PREMISE ALERT! PREMISE ALERT!

My sister informed me today that she will NOT get her tubes tied before 2012 BECAUSE if the government is going to save people during an apocalypse it will be fertile couples.

So my sister is ready to repopulate earth... and you are welcome for it, humanity.

I'm off to the joke notebook NOW. I have work to do.

4:15 AM

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Upcoming Road Schedule

http://www.alysiawood.com has my October/November tour dates posted.
Oh and Wisconsin... see that TBA in November? I'll know more this week.

5:18 PM

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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Awesome Shows in LA in Sept.

Want to see ALL shows coming up?
See www.alysiawood.com

* TOMORROW *
The Fake Gallery, Hollywood
Details

Saturday 9/12 @ 11 pm
The 12 Shiny Nickels Show
The Sunset Gardner Stages, Hollywood
Details

Thursday 9/17 @ 8 pm
Seattle, Represent!
Hollywood Improv
Details

Friday 9/18 @ 8:30 pm
Race Riot
Hollywood Improv (Lab)
Details

Sun, 9/27 @ 9:00pm
Sunday Best
Icehouse Annex
Details

Tue, 9/29 @ 9pm
Matt Taylor Experience
Ramada Inn, Hollywood

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Friday, August 28, 2009

9/1 Improv & 9/27 Icehouse & Road Stories Podcast

Also, the episode of Road Stories that I was a guest on is now up. Episode 11 with Ian Bagg, Tom Clark and hosts Murray Valeriano and Joe Wilson. It was fun - I hope you enjoy it!

Road Stories on i-Tunes

6:30 PM

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Correction: Somehere in Vegas

There were two statements I made on Monday's podcast, Somewhere in Vegas, which you can listen to here.

1) My "fans" prefer to be called "stalkers" and boss me around far more than I boss them around.

2) I couldn't really think of a place or venue that I was dieing to do. I finally came up with "overseas", as in Australia or Europe.

I then received the following message from Wisconsin:

To: Comedian ALYSIA WO...

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Date: Jul 21, 2009 1:19 AM

Subject:

Body:

Woah, wait a second... what do you mean there is nowhere you're dying to go do a show other than over seas?! WHAT?!

I stand corrected. I am dieing to go to Wisconsin.

My sincerest apologies to the people of Wisconsin.

It will not happen again.

2:20 AM

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Alysia Wood Latest Comedy Time

Just found this old tape that Comedy Time just put on their website. All of these jokes are in their earliest stages.

4:42 AM

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