***L*I*E***

*How often do you lie?

MMmm everyday….white ones tho

*Are you a good liar?

 Pretty much…I guess you could say I have it mastered

*Do you get away with it?

That's the objective…so yes I do

*What is the worst (horrible) lie you have ever told?

LMAO!...Aww man this is bad…I basically killed my grandma and told my boss I had to go away for her funeral.

*What is the worst (stupid) lie you have ever told?

Turned a guy down by sayin I was engaged and then when he asked why I didn't have a ring I simply responded by saying "he gon get me one as soon as he get out of jail"…LOL

*Are white lies okay?

When done tastefully they are

*What is the last white lie you told?

Told someone at my job that they really weren't bothering me by asking DUMB ASS questions

*Did you lie a lot when you were younger?

No

*About what? N/A

*Did you fool your parents?

Didn't need to my moms was cool

*Have you ever been caught in a lie?

Yes but then I lied again so problem solved

*What was it about?

I lied about having a discount card at CVS

*Do you have a guilty conscious?

Of coarse not….the trick is to believe your own lie…lol

*How can someone tell when you are lying?

Why would I tell u  FOOL!

***C*H*E*A*T***

*Do you cheat on tests?

No

*Have you ever been caught cheating on a test? N/A

*Have you ever caught someone else cheating on a test?

Yes

*Have you ever cheated on a bf or gf?

No…wait I'm lying yes once, but I was like 17

*Have you ever been caught cheating on your bf or gf?

No

*Would you ever cheat on your current bf or gf? N/A

*Would you ever cheat on them with some famous model/actor/actress? N/A

*What if you were completely sure you would never be caught? N/A

*Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes

***S*T*E*A*L***

*Have you ever stolen before?

Hmm not really, but I'd rather use the word BORROWED instead.

*If so what? N/A

*Do you think stealing is a serious crime?

No comment.. I don't feel like getting all political and shit rite now.

*What would you do if you caught someone stealing from you?

It depends on what and who is stealing from me.

*Have you ever stolen someones heart?

Unfortunately yes I have a few victims.

*What was the last thing you stole? N/A

*Ever had anything stolen from you?

YES

*If so, what?

Someone snatched a 100 dollar bill out my hand last summer and ran off…LMFAO! now that I'm thinking about it I wasn't even that upset about it.

*What is one thing that you would steal if you could get away with it with NO consequences?

A horse…I really want one

***L*O*V*E***</EM>

**EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND:
KISSY OR MELISSA SAME TIME I GUESS

FIRST SCHOOL:
P.S.261 currently Monroe college in the bx

FIRST CELL PHONE:
O GAWD!...motorola half flip phone, lol, u know wit the just green back light

FIRST FUNERAL:
my mothers aunt

FIRST PET:
puppy, she was a pit

FIRST BIG TRIP:D.R. with my mother and younger brother i was about 5yrs

FIRST FIGHT:
my first and ONLY fight was with a best friend, i was 19

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH:
theo from the cosby show

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?:
5yrs

FIRST JOB:
summer camp counselor, i was 14

FIRST MYSPACE FRIEND:
J.T college ball player

**EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS:

LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED:
MY uncle

LAST CAR RIDE:
trip to CT

LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
Sometime in the middle of August...I HATE CRYING

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED:
X-MEN

LAST FOOD YOU ATE:
suger free jello...mmmmm

LAST ITEM BOUGHT:
WWD paper(WOMENS WEAR DAILY)

LAST SHIRT WORN:
navy blue and yellow thick striped, long sleeve

LAST PHONE CALL:
my friend kiss

LAST TEXT MESSAGE:
"Is that so...well ok" from D

LAST KISS:
IN AUGUST

LAST THING YOU TOUCHED:
ASIDE FROM THIS LAPTOP, MY HAIR

LAST FUNERAL:
MMM..MY BROTHERS FRIEND 2 YEARS AGO

LAST TIME AT THE MALL:
HAHA YESTERDAY


LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING:
LAST WEEK, CLASSES STARTED AGAIN

LAST PERSON YOU SAW:
MY SISTER JOANA

LAST THING YOU DRANK:
IM DRINKING AS I TYPE LEMON ZINGER TEA

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART:
ROSES ARE FLOWERS AND FLOWERS ARE FOR DEAD PEOPLE, IM VERY MUCH ALIVE RITE NOW(*wink*)

LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?:
LAST SUNDAY, I WENT OUT FOR COLUMBUS WEEKEND, I NEEDED THAT...WATS GOOD REGG, WATS GOOD ROB.

26 Cell Phone Questions

1. What is your current ringtone? T.I.- TOP BACK

2. What is your current wallpaper? NYC view at night.

3. Do you own a picture phone? Yes

4. If so, what was the last picture you took? Me in My pearls.

5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th text message says? "Oh word you were out here and u ain't look me up. I am at this moment giving u the silent treatment grrrrrrrr."

6. How many contacts do you have on your phone? 109

8. Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone? My sister

9. What service do you have? Sprint(which sucks)

10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? Full baby!, thank gawd.

11. Who's on your speed dial numbers? My 3 sis, my mom, N my best friend.

12. Do you have voicemail? DUH!

13. How many contacts that start with the letter J do you have and who are they? So freakN nosey GOSH!15 but i'll give you the first 5. The 1st my homie from POST, 2nd my homie from down south, 3rd my sister, 4th co-worker, N last my bro's baby mama.

14. Who do you call the most? My best friend KISS.

15. How many text messages do you get a month? Thousands.

16. Can you send pictures? um hum.

17. What are the first 2 digits to your number? 64

18. Go to your SENT texts..what does the first one say?
"Failed wat?"
19. What about the 15th? "Word, U home?"

20. Who's the last person that you called? My sister.

22. Last person that texted you? My friend, LOL.

23. Last person you added to your contacts? *BUX (strictly business)

24. How many minutes are on your plan? 800mins free incoming.

25. Go down to your 5th contact, who is it? Associate(work related)

26. Wanna give out your number? No thank you.

Sand and Stone By Unknown

A story tells that two friends were walking
through the desert. During some point of the
journey, they had an argument, and one friend
slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without
saying anything, he wrote in the sand, "Today
my friend slapped me in the face."

They kept on walking, until they found an
oasis, where they decided to take a bath.
The one who had been slapped got stuck in
the mire and started drowning, but his friend
saved him. After he recovered from the near
drowning, he wrote on a stone, "Today my best
friend saved my life."

The friend, who had slapped and saved his best
friend, asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote
inthe sand. And now, you write on a stone. Why?"

The other friend replied, "When someone hurts
us, we should write it down in sand, where the
winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But
when someone does something good for us, we
must engrave it in stone where no wind can
ever erase it."
 

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