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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 40
Sign: Libra

City: Marion
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/17/2006

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 

Current mood:  blah
Category: Quiz/Survey



You Are Aphrodite!



A total shining star with a ton of admirers...and no wonder: you live life to the fullest!

When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place. but occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on.


Currently listening:
Decemberunderground
By AFI
Release date: 06 June, 2006
Sunday, March 18, 2007 

Current mood:  content
You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart.

Chaotic Good

75%

True Neutral

60%

Chaotic Evil

55%

Neutral Evil

55%

Chaotic Neutral

50%

Neutral Good

40%

Lawful Evil

40%

Lawful Good

30%

Lawful Neutral

30%

What is your Alignment?
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Currently listening:
Sing the Sorrow
By A.F.I.
Release date: 11 March, 2003
Sunday, March 18, 2007 
You scored as Dragon. You are the Dragon. You store a lot of knowledge about everything. You are generally one who is good with personal growth and can regenerate yourself after a bad experience.

Dragon

92%

Fox

92%

Salmon

83%

Horse

83%

Bear

83%

Deer

75%

Dog

75%

Crow

67%

Eagle

67%

Wolf

67%

Bull

50%

Stag

50%

Ram

50%

Snake

17%

Which animal totem best suits you?
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Sunday, March 18, 2007 
You scored as You are half Fallen/half Light Angel!. You go between being both a Fallen Angel and an Angel of Light.You can't seem to make up your mind and so one today you may be one and tomorrow the other!

You are half Fallen/half Light Angel!

69%

You are an Angel of Pain

69%

You are an innocent Angel

56%

You are an Angel of Beauty

31%

Angel of Light

25%

What kind of Angel are you??(PICS)
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Sunday, March 18, 2007 
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.

Faerie

59%

WereWolf

50%

Dragon

42%

Angel

42%

Mermaid

33%

Demon

25%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Currently listening:
Sublime
By Sublime
Release date: 30 July, 1996
Sunday, March 18, 2007 
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting

100%

Bondage

83%

Blood

75%

Whips

58%

Chains/Handcuffs

50%

Blind Folds

42%

What..s Your Kinky Turn On?
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Saturday, February 10, 2007 

Current mood:  okay
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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

What's Your Sense of Humor?

MY RESULT:Sarcastic

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You're, like, sooooo funny. Yeah. Really. Um....whatever.

Seriously, though. You've got a great sense of humor, and you have the added benefit of never taking things too seriously. People love your deadpan and see you as being a pretty cool cat. Just be careful not to, you know, be sarcastic about everything. Once you get going with sarcasm, it's hard to stop – which can be pretty bad if you find yourself in traffic court or something.

Take This Quiz!

Currently listening:
The Black Parade
By My Chemical Romance
Release date: 24 October, 2006
Saturday, February 10, 2007 

Current mood:  okay
AN OPEN LETTER TO
MR. JAMES THATCHER,
BRAND MANAGER,
PROCTER & GAMBLE.
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Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?

As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants.
Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period."

Are you fucking kidding me?

What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness—actual smiling, laughing happiness—is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,

Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX
Currently watching:
Carlos Mencia - No Strings Attached (Live, Extended and Uncensored)
Release date: 10 October, 2006
Thursday, February 08, 2007 

Current mood:  drained
Amanda's decision of the week - do we go see "Hannibal Rising" or "Pan's Labyrinth" on Saturday???? I'm leaning towards "Pan's Labyrinth" but its Amanda's birthday, so I am subject to her whims. hehe
Currently watching:
Spirited Away
Release date: 15 April, 2003
Thursday, February 01, 2007 

Current mood:  drained
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You Belong in 1964
If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!
Currently listening:
Land of the Free?
By Pennywise
Release date: 19 June, 2001