So, yeah... What the fuck are those ancient losers in the Daycare Swindlers doing? The simplest answer is that we're a band again. We settled the alimony. Stevie only wants to kick Reiter's ass 50% of the time and Mike's doctor says the cocktail is working and he can get on stage again. We'll be found on the odd local stage and the much odder out of town stage from time to time. We've got a rack of tunes that we're pretty proud of and we're keen to play them out and record. You can catch us at Black Cat on 9/6 and there will be some more shit after that. Please make it out if you can. We miss the fuck out of you guys.

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Well, it looks like we're going to breech the confines of
our sarcophagus one more time. This go-round we're trying to help raise some
cheddar for the ....Warren.. ..County..
..Skate.. ..Park.....
Some enterprising youngsters have been busting tail to get the thing built and
we're hoping all you shills will come out and lend some support with your
entertainment dollar. All proceeds go to the skate park fund so you know Scrote
won't be using it to buy French ticklers and Cialis. See you there!!!!!



R

Despite the fact we were plagued by the fickle whims of circuitry and voltage, we had a blast on Saturday. To be so warmly welcomed after all this time is nothing short of humbling and it makes us so proud to be from our tucked-away Virginia home. We want to thank all the bands who took the stage with us. For our money, the line-up couldn't have ruled any harder or kicked any more ass without causing legal problems. A big hand also goes to Kim and Tim Minnema who worked the merch and gophered around the chaos to make all the pieces fall together exactly when and where they belonged. Finally, thanks to Keith MacDonald of large testicular and Rock Academy fame. This dude is single-handedly carrying a scene on his shoulders. Help him out whenever and where ever you can.

To a man, we thank you guys from the bottom of our aged hearts. For 10 years running you've supplied us with a lifetime of amazing memories and kept alive a brotherhood that we would certainly be lessened without. We saw faces we haven't laid eyes on in years and a gaggle of folks who were seeeing us for the first time. Hopefully it was as much a family reunion for you as it was for us.

Be good to each other always and thanks for always being so good to us. We love the fuck outta you guys.

If you got a bizzare missive from Anatomic Bomb saying they have the last tickets available, it's not true. There are PLENTY of tickets at the door. PLENTY!!!!! This place is huge.

See you there!

Will we have a fancy new t-shirt you can wear to prove you were at the show and make your dumb friends green with envy? YES!

Will it help you get laid? YES!

Is it awesome? YES!

Is it free? NO! It's $12.00

Is it black? YES!

Has Noah rubbed each shirt over his naked torso while thinking about you and only you? YES!

Are there a lot? NO! We only made 50!

What sizes will you have? Youth Medium, Small, Large and XL!

Can I trade my 1964 Fran Tarkenton card for a shirt? NO!

Can I show my boobs and get a free shirt? My sister is running the merch table. So, NO!

The Culpeper Star Exponent ran a story on the 11/17 show.

Here it be...

Good morning true playaz,

Culpeper Rock Academy has set up a ticket pre-sale for the 11/17.

Get 'em HERE!

Remember when you'd get home from school and mom would have a tasty treat waiting for you on the table. Something like, I dunno, Milk and Cookies?

Mmmmm... nothing warms an early November evening like Milk and Cookies!

We have a venue for the 11/17 show!

In Motion Sports & Dance
615 Falmouth Street
Warrenton, VA 20186
(540) 349-2439

 

 

 

For those of you who live in the towns of Culpeper and Warrenton or one of the noble hamlets that lie nearby, you may have heard of the Culpeper Rock Academy. It is a fledgling school dedicated to educating the young in one of the great vocations: Rocking the Fuck Out. The school offers music lessons, helps young musicians learn their craft and serves as a networking location for players looking for the likeminded. They also do shows on Saturday nights and have hosted some pretty great acts. If you've got a little age on you, two things are clear: 1) This is wicked cool and     2) Any time you get kids gathering in the name of rock, there's gonna be civic interference.

And such is the case with The Culpeper Rock Academy.

The town and the CRA's neighbors waged a baseless legal battle against the school. The ill-advised attempt to evict the CRA had two definitive outcomes. The first is great news for our heroes. The Rock Academy stays. The second is unpleasant. The founder of the CRA, Keith, sank a good portion of his life's savings into not only building the school but into defending it.

So, the Academy survives but there are wounded.

Keith has been nothing but generous to Rude Rock Family. He's also given Supreme Commander, Two Man Advantage, Eclypsio and Federale opportunity to rock Culpeper. In short, this fucker is family. And when family is in trouble, we come together as one.

To that end, we've decided to put on the costume one more time. It might fit a little bit tighter. It's got some holes in it cuz the moths have been at it. But it will still kick some ass.

So, it is with great pleasure that we announce the Victory Party For the Culpeper Rock Acdemy:

 Nov 17^th

Warrenton, VA (venue TBD)

Daycare Swindlers
Two Man Advantage
Lucky So Far
Eclypsio          

See you there!