In light of the few complaints about men today, here's something to hopefully make you laugh. 1 - Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the shit out of you. 2 - Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are. 3 - Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them. 4 - Men are like Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5 - Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips. 6 - Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say. 7 - Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8 - Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooo long to mature. 9 - Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10 - Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11 - Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12 - Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at but not very bright. 13 - Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped