slogmaster rolls on all iz chill, made 130 bucks by 1:30 today slingin dish, call me if you want a free month 714 742 6249. didn go surfin went to get a bite at noahs bagels and this guy gave me and my girl one look and i lost my appetite/ homeboy had this f-in thing growin off his lip like a big scab sore combo that i think was impintago which is like the 2nd most contagious disease- so my g already blurted out she wants a tuna fish bagel and iz all like yo " ithought you said you wuz hungry''': and dudes all staring me down like order and its like that Jerry Seinfeld where poppy is sloppy and i'm not down so I made up a lie, and he turns and gives the order to the girl who preps the food and I see her black hair from the back she looks okay, so we are waiting and she turns around and aggggggh its like f-in undead in here straight up mutha f-in Edward Scissor hands and shit, like bitch wheres your toe tag so she hands us the bagel which goes right in the trash after we go to starchucks and on the way out back to the truck (F150) the undead bitch is out front sneezing her brains out by the help wanted sign for the joint....its like surfin tijuana good breaks, but you will end up sick from all the germs.

wheres my 420@

About 66 days out give or take-

Hey whas up sorry about my ramblings take them encrypted as they are and just know last night I was advised the road is gonna get a lot lighter the sailing smoother so I kinda flipped out cause my chains have been hard to handle. Wheres the Jet outa here at? I cant believe this will happen still...Have you ever been down so long or had so much go bad that when something goes really really good you can't process it? thats me. Wheres my Linkin Park at?

It's fucking on. Thats rite afta being down fo so long so hard down like a mutha fuckin criminal fucked fo life I am breakin free F you bitch F you state of California F you everyone a you that deserted me stabbed me forgot me hated me cause I'm so fucking short bitches you got no clue its a 60 day countdown slim shady and I'm marking every day. I win bitch even if you bring this blog into court I win. You control nothing your crooked father and your crooked lawyer's  misery over me is over. You are so over. I'm on surf patrol and loving life permanent vacation bitch while you can waste away cause now its about my game Sic Semper Tyrannus to you all I'm still alive and the worm is turning SLAVE NO MORE I'm Breaking free breakin free breaking free

bigger now than i was ever gonna be, with you...

miserys company no more

November Haiku

Hey, whats up anybody who checks my blog out, thanks, I hope you have a great day.

Well, I moved my pad and have taken a few weeks off from work. It's getting boring though, so I responded to Monster and am waiting for an interview to sling loans, thats what I do, along with satallite sales, and now I'm down to my last thousand bucks, so I'd better get it together. The surf today was mushy and kinda dirty. Thats all I got ritenow, keep tha shiny side up!!

Hi all- call me if you need sattelite tv 714 742 6249. Ok theres my pitch its how i make kash i sell sattelite tv so what? it's a job anyway it pays the f-in bills around here. did i say denver sucks?