Since nobody has written one of these in a long time, I'd just like to personally thank Chico and its almond trees for a mind blowing weekend...

 

 

Chris-

Rocks. Seriously., December 6, 2004 Reviewer: Trevor Stricker (San Francisco) - See all my reviews    Imagine Bon Scott, up in rocker heaven, decided to play a joke on Ted Nugent. One night when Ted is drunk and in a good mood from a day of playing with his guns outdoors, Bon's ghost comes down and sodomizes him. Ted, thinking he's turned gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), believes it must be caused by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Why? Because Ted don't think so good. So Ted chases down the Skynyrd tour bus on the highway, pulls up next to it, and starts unloading buckshot. This leads to crazy mayhem on the bus. Some old groupie who has been around from the 70s, long enough to have a throat crusted with the dried semen from guys in both Creedence Clearwater Revival and War, jumps up from between the drummer's legs. Just then Ted shoots out a tire, sending the bus careening, and making the groupie fall forwards onto the drummer. That drummer spews his load somewhere on her stomach. One chance in a million, the groupie gets impregnated with an evil mix of DNA from Skynyrd, CCR, and war. When the kid grows up he learned to play guitar and recorded this album. This is all true.

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So, Finally after months of sorting out all the details we have our new record and it's ready for sellage. We personally believe that it dwarfs our first effort but we'll leave that for you to decide. We're also very satisfied with everything about the final product and couldn't be happier. Right now the only way to get a copy is to go to a show or get one through one of us personally. We'll be sure and get some to Amazon and CD Baby soon for those of you that either don't know us or don't live here. Shirts and other shit will follow. We are currently trying to put together a record release party for SF. If You are in LA it will be at The Lava Lounge on N LaBrea in Hollywood on Feb 17th. Our next show is at Slims on Saturday the 21st opening for AC/DShe We will also be updating all of our various web pages for you to look at more often then we have been lately. So buy an album and enjoy Happy 2006 ps. Wilson Pickett (aka the "Wicked Pickett") R.I.P.