There is something about her smile, it is like an eclypse. It is huge and powerful like a vacuum that picks up hair too. It is toothy and exotic like a child that runs up to you at the supermarket. It is omni-present and all-knowing like the CIA or G-d. It is black, white and re(a)d all over like smut. It is wet-looking like a steamy bowl of chili. It is spicey and pungent like an aged bottle of Wild Turkey. It is peaceful and happy like Mu when he sleeps between my boobs. It is worth mentioning as my only special blog on Myspace. It makes me want to get two jobs. It makes me want to wax my back.