1. 3+1=9 and 3+1=9... that makes 99! (as quoted by andrew)
2. Wearing a Duff's Brooklyn camo vest will keep your tent from getting jumped on by drunks.
3. You should pay attention to road signs... especially lane merge and lane ends!!
4. The band does NOT eat for free!
5. Richard Patrick is a super hero. He can see in the dark.
6. Never eat Gator Bites!
7.Whats with the tribal drumming and chanting at 5:00am?
8. Aging Orlando Bloom loves metal.
9. Bare Boobes are always in fashion.
10.You can't buy vodka at the gas station at 10am on a sunday BUT you can buy beer.
11. Showers aren't metal.
12. $2 beers are metal.
13. Do NOT exceed 2 "BIG ASS" burgers inside of 24 hours!
14. The daquiri girl is HAWT!
15. When tenting on a hill make sure your head is above your feet!
16. there is no free breakfast for ANYONE!
17. If you eat 6 pancakes with chocolate chips expect to pay a lot at the waffle house!
18. There is no cell service in bellafontaine, OH!
19.Bud light and Clamato in the same can! WTF!
20. ALWAYS get the biscuits and country gravy from the waffle house. (Its a food group by itself!)
21. No one wants to listen to Andrew's IPOD.
22. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
23. Pat Garrett is the king of eastern PA. Freaky!
24. The gatorade was andrew's............................. oooppss!
25. The power of Richard Patrick compels you!
26. If God and Chuck Norris got into a fight Richard Patrick would win!
27. Ohio causes hallucinations.
28. Our merch girls in the pit!
29. Ohio know's that you have to SHAKE IT.. before ya BAKE IT!!
30. Your my boy blue!
31. Pennsylvania is one Looooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Ass state!
32. When camping blankets are never optional.
33. Richard Patrick IS whats eating gilbert grape.
34. Talking/ZZ Top Singing deer heads are creepy!
35. Muthumba owns Ohio.
36. Listen to the tom tom ... it knows knows.
37. Richard Patrick is the answer!
38. WWRPD?
39. Buckle up for the next MILLION miles.
40. Just add metal and watch it grow.
41. Trrreeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss!
42. Shamokin........................................................ ,PA
43. amanda: Are we dieting tomorrow...
bryan: i dont know.. am i seeing you tomorrow...
44. Godzilla lives on a jeep bumper in NJ but its still no richard patrick.
45. Go EZ Pass Go!
46. When you see it, You'll see it.
47. "andrew" These porta potties are fancy... they even have a little sink... no water.. theres hand sanitizer though!!!
"irving" Andrew, thats not a sink... its a urinal....
"andrew"................................. oooooooooohhhhhhh.... 
48. Bryan and Jonathan racing to pack up their identical tents-
Jonathan: "I win! Dammit, I forgot to pack my awning!"
Bryan: "Dude, you forgot to pack a whole section of your tent?
(whispered) "Sweetie, where's my awning?"
49. Andrew might be narcoleptic.
50. Is this not a reasonable place to park?