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Monday, September 08, 2008 

 Now and then people have asked me "Whatever happened to Jim Rose."

 
 Some of you may remember that I got my start in the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow in the early 90s before splitting off to start my own show. I was in fierce competition with Rose for several years and then he just seemed to drop off the radar screen. He would pop-up now and then. In 1999, he announced that the was retiring. Later, he tried to reinvent himself as a professional poker player. He had a reality TV show that was canceled after only a few episodes.
 
 I have paid brief attention to Rose in the last ten years, simply because I have been to busy with my own show and projects.
 
 But now Rose is back, and his reemergence will also answer the question that many gave to me in the 90s: "Why did you leave the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow." The were may reasons, but one quick, although somewhat vague, answer that I would give is that we had differences in artist direction.
 
Jim Rose has attempted a comeback at the Edinburgh Festival in Scotland and the reviews of his show answer the questions "What ever happened to Jim Rose" and "Why did you leave the Jim Rose Sideshow." Here is just a sampling:

Reviews of the Jim Rose Circus in Edinburgh
 

"Having taken a straw poll of a number of people who witnessed the Jim Rose Circus in its Nineties heyday, it seems that the ringmaster of the weird has lost the crack in his whip"

---The Independent  5 August 2008

 http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre/reviews/jim-rose-circus-udderbellys-pasture-885081.html

 

"As to the JIM ROSE CIRCUS, just don't bother. Ten years ago, his shows were as much about wit and humour as they were about freaks doing strange and interesting things to their bodies. His comeback gig is a cross between torture porn and a Bangkok sex show but with less humanity."

---Scotland On Sunday  10 August 2008

http://www.edinburgh-festivals.com/reviews/Festival-reviews-Puppet-mastery-.4374922.jp

 "Rose's productions - more freak show than circus - were the darlings of Edinburgh for most of the 1990s."

 "Rose is a master of the Phineas T. Barnum school of talking up not very much into a whole lot. But even with a new set of freaks, the formula looks tired."

---The Times August 13, 2008

 http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/specials/edinburgh/article4515661.ece

 

"This is not a show that really merits a review. This show hardly merits an audience."

--- BroadwayBaby.com

http://www.broadwaybaby.com/edinburgh/fringe/reviews/jimrosecircus

 

"The show is a flop: circus without circus skills, acts are reduced to their most brutish form. Instead of glorifying the physical abilities of its performers, it's a cartoonish projection of hatred of the human body."

--- Metro UK  

http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/edfest/article.html?in_article_id=261359&in_page_id=300&in_a_source=

"THE much-anticipated return of the Jim Rose Circus to the Fringe turns out to be not merely a disappointment but a disgrace – and not the kind that involves your maiden aunt balking at extreme material."

 

"This latter-day huckster has shed (or been unable to assemble) the fairground freaks of old, whose stunts may have been stomach-churning but at least had some value as a testament to what the human body is capable of – not to mention as entertainment."

 ---The Scotsman 09 August 2008

http://www.edinburgh-festivals.com/reviews/Theatre-Jim-Rose-Circus-and.4373779.jp

 

"I was ushered into the purpling recesses of the Udderbelly anxious to be entertained by a show which passed into Fringe legend after its last run in 1998…"

"Surely this stuff should be entertaining. And it really, really should be. The most unfortunate aspect of this car-crash of a show is that it tries so hard to be entertaining, but with seven minutes of yawn-inducing filler to every one minute of actual sideshow mayhem, it feels jumbled together like a disorganised bad-taste potluck, there's no consistency and a complete visual overload."

 

"Even when the action focuses on a single performer, Jim's incessant ad-libbing, a non-stop barrage of antiquated one-liners seemingly plundered from every comic in history, proves more distracting than rousing."

---Whatsonstage.com http://www.whatsonstage.com/blogs/scotland/?p=269

"Jim Rose – Shock and Bore"

"It is difficult to imagine the Jim Rose of the nineties being so keen to sex up his show like this. Back then, talents and skills—freakish as they were—allowed his acts to stand proudly without need of a defence."

Fest Mag 14 Aug 2008 http://www.festmag.co.uk/article/43769-jim-rose-shock-and-bore

"this once-lauded spectacle could effectively have wrecked its reputation as one of the most celebrated acts on the Fringe. 'I didn't want to come back to Edinburgh until I had a show that would top all my other shows,' Rose crows at one point. You should have stayed away, Jim."

--The List 21 August 2008 http://www.list.co.uk/article/12199-jim-rose-circus/



Back in 1994, when I left the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, the slide to this direction of sillyness and obscenity was clearly evident. I left, started by own show, and focused on the amazing abilities of the human body and mind. My best show had myself doing the Middle Eastern fakir style mind and body control, Flexx the Rubber Boy, the most flexible contortionist in the world, and Mighty Jack the Strongman performing astounding feats of strength. At the same time Rose's show had his performers wearing wrestling masks and strap-on dildos, an act that lead charges of performing a public sex act when the show was in Texas. http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1430627/19970224/rose_jim.jhtml

 
 Now, left to his own devises, Rose has a show that has gotten the worst reviews that he has ever had.
 
In one interview Rose says that "We've never had a good review... " (UK Metro - August 12, 2008). This is true only of his current show. When I was a member of the show in the nineties, 90% of the reviews were positive if not glowing. In fact, Rose is using these good reviews from the past on his poster to lure people into his current show. How much longer will Rose be able to cash in on his former glory?
 
 In 1998 wrote, along with the shows road manager Jan Gregor, an account of how the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow began and how I became disillusioned with it and left the show. At the time, many thought I was foolish for my decision to leave. These reviews of Rose's current show demonstrate just how correct my choice was.
 
 We still have a few copies of the book, titled Circus of the Scars, left. It is a beautifully illustrated hardbound book of  450 pages with 32 pages of photos. It gives you an inside look at the rise and fall of the show that would reinvent sideshow for a new generation.
 
just click on this link to the Book Store section of my web site to order by PayPal, or send a check or money order for $30.00 to
Tim Cridland, PO Box 71652, Las Vegas, NV 89170.
 
Make sure to include a note that you are ordering Circus of the Scars and include the address that you would like the book sent to. Orders from outside the USA will be charged additional postage.
 
 
 


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Monday, May 12, 2008 

Category: Travel and Places

Imagine the future of Las Vegas:

Here are a couple of buildings that I would have liked to put in Weird Las Vegas and Nevada, except they only exist in the imaginary future, and may never come to fruition.

The first is the somewhat possible Arthure C. Clarke Center for Imagination.

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Note the Monolith in from of the building. This building is supposed to be build on or near the UNLV campus. One news report explained the idea behind this imaganary building thusly

"One half of their structure is a cranial shaped dome. Novak envisions the material for this creative, right side, of the structure to be made out of liquid crystal and sandwiched between two layers of glass. With a robust tree behind it, the half of the facility would have adequate shading.

The left side of the structure represents a more analytical and scientific inspiration, using traditional lines and right angles."

for more info go to http://www.clarkefoundation.org/center/award.php or google "Arthur C Clarke Center for Imagination"."

Less likely to be landing in the Nevada desert is the Desert Space Station Museum, proposed to be built in Amargosa Junction near a brothel.

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The most info about this is the very optimistic web site for Nevada Joe's, a gas station and convince store that shares space with above mentioned brothel.

"The Nevada Science and Technology Corridor------a rural land mass covering parts of three southern Nevada counties: Nye, Esmeralda and Lincoln. The corridor will establish a true, 21st century telecommunication network which will be the basis for the giant technology park's attracting new age, cutting-edge companies. Anchoring the Corridor will be the Desert Space Station Museum. The museum will feature hands-on science exhibits and experiments along with historic items from science achievements over the past half-century. There'll also be a planetarium, theater and, scheduled lectures from noted men and women in the space science fields."

http://www.nevadajoes.com/

One of the developers was even more optimistic, according to a Vegas newspaper: "Close by is Gate 510 to the Nevada Test Site. Planners say the learning center could prosper if the test site finds a thriving future as a solar energy mecca or a commercial spaceport. It could serve as a gateway to the testing grounds, coordinating exhibits with the real thing a bus trip away."

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/1999/Jul-15-Thu-1999/news/11562813.html

But this all seems unlikely. There seems to be little activity or any kind after announcement of the museum in 1999.

But there is always hope for the future.

TK

Thursday, January 24, 2008 
Was It A Wahoo?
 
Weird Las Vegas and Nevada Update.
 
In the Bizarre Beasts chapter of WLV&NV I wrote about strange sightings of the dog-like creature that the Nevada press called a Wahoo. I made mention that a one time a strange dog-like creature was shot and stuffed and was on display in a small store/museum near Idaho/Nevada border, and speculated that this is may have been a specimen of a Wahoo.
 
 I have just learned that this taxidermied creature, whatever it may be, has resurfaced. Read all about it at this link:
 
Saturday, January 19, 2008 

Category: Travel and Places
Weird Las Vegas and Nevada is the new book by Tim Cridland, better know to many by his stage name Zamora the Torture King.
 
 Weird Las Vegas is the latest in the Weird US series, which started with Weird New Jersey. Each of the Weird US books covers the legends, folklore, personalized properties, eccentric people and events, outlandish rumors and of the different States.
 
 Why was Zamora selected to write Weird Las Vegas?  The Las Vegas weekly newspaper City Life explained it well when they wrote "...the selection isn't so puzzling. Turns out Zamora's real name is Tim Cridland, a Las Vegan who, before he decided to make a living by sticking spikes through his face, used to publish a 'zine devoted to the weird called Off the Deep End. This venture allowed him to indulge in his passion for sideshow acts by forming one himself with the help of friends. His act would eventually evolve into the Jim Rose Circus, which toured not just Lollapalooza but the world. If Cridland's name (or pierced profile) seems familiar, it's because you've seen him on shows like Ripley's TV, Guinness World Records and 48 Hours. Oh, and he already co-wrote the book Circus of the Scars, a history of the early years and rise (if you can call it that) to infamy of the Jim Rose Circus."
 
 Here is what the reviews have said about Weird Las Vegas and Nevada:
 
  "Do not venture into the Silver State without this guidebook..." --- Richard Menziez
 
 "This book is a must if you visited or live in Las Vegas... Buy this book is worth every dollar!!!!!" --- Paul A. Vincent
 
 "This is a great book for anyone's collection on Nevada. The stories are interesting, well-done, and the quality of the book is superb."
 --- Ryan Jerz's blog
 
  "Anyone ... curious about some of the off-the-wall history facts; plus ghosts, bizarre architecture; unusual places to visit; UFO's will have a field day with this nicely-priced guidebook to the Silver State should get a copy of Weird Las Vegas and Nevada. Beautifully illustrated, easy-indexed and covering everything from Busy Siegel to Elvis, Area 51, Liberace, thrill rides, strange museums, roadside oddities and more, it's a "gee-whiz" book with class and character. It approaches this unique state like no other travel guide."
 --- Howard Schwartz  Gambler's Book Club
 
"...add Weird Las Vegas to your collection of quirky books about Sin City"  --- Las Vegas City Life
 
You can get a copy signed copy of Weird Las Vegas, direct from the author, postage paid, for only $20.00, less than it costs at a store. Plus, you will also get a copy of the article Fear and Loafing in Las Vegas from the newspaper Los Angeles Alternative Press. This is a mini-guide to Weird Las Vegas written by Zamora and is one of the things that lead to the contract to write the book.
 Los Angeles Alternative Press is now out of business and the article can no longer be found on the Internet. I saved a stack of the issue when it came out, so you will receive the original article, not a photocopy or rewrite.
 
To get your copy of Weird Las Vegas, send $20.00, cash check or money order to:
 
Tim Cridland
PO Box 71652
Las Vegas, NV 89170
 
Make the check or Money Order out to "Tim Cridland" and state how you would like your copy signed
Wednesday, January 09, 2008 
Some people have been asking who wrote what in the book Weird Las Vegas, as most of the stories are uncredited. I marked what I wrote, marked all that I know Skylaire Alfvegren wrote and sent the list to Janice Oberding, who sent it back with her articles attributed.
Some of our stuff got mashed together, some was edited by the publisher. I addition to the articles I wrote, I did a lot of the research for the articles marked SA.
Also, all of us wrote things that for one reason or another did not make it into the book, although they may show up in another Weird US book in the future.
In a future posting, I will list what I wrote that did not make it in, as well as a summery of the articles.
 
Here is the key to the authorship of Weird Las Vegas and Nevada. This list is as accurate as I can make it, but may be corrected in the future.
 
ZTK
 
TC = Tim Cridland SA = Skylaire Alfvegren Janice = Janice Oberding JO = Joe Oesterle Most of the ?? are probably JO as well.
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Local Legends
 
Dead Body Under the Mattress -- ??
 
Cave Legends -- TC
 
Bottomless Pit -- TC
 
Gabbs Valley -- TC
 
Tommyknockers -- SA
 
Reno's Divorce traditions -- JaniceO
 
Paper Moon -- TC
 
Luxor Light goes batty -- JaniceO
 
Ancient Mysteries
 
Lost City Beneath Lake Mead -- JaniceO
 
Alan LeBaron -- TC
 
Mystery of the Ophir Skull -- SA
 
Spirit Cave Man -- JaniceO
 
Chinese -- TC
 
Keyhole Canyon -- TC
 
Red Headed Giants -- TC
 
Celts -- TC
 
Fabled People and Places
 
Singing Mountain -- Janice O
 
Hidden Waters -- TC
 
Wally's River -- TC
 
Nevada Underworld -- TC
 
River of Black Gold -- TC
 
Water Babies -- TC
 
Devils Hole -- TC
 
Atomic Testing Museum -- ??
 
Touring NTS -- TC
 
Enola Gay -- TC
 
Journey to Area 51 -- ??
 
The Venusian at Lake Mead -- ??
 
Unexplained Phenomena
 
NV UFO Roundup -- SA (and TC for "Lt. Long")
 
Crash at Ely -- SA
 
1962 UFO Crash -- SA
 
Johnny Sands UFO -- TC
 
McDermitts Mysterious Lights -- JaniceO
 
Amazing Kreskin -- ???
 
Bonnie Claire Rocks -- TC
 
Bizarre Beasts
 
Lake Monsters -- SA
 
Walker Lake Monster -- SA
 
Tahoe Tessie -- SA
 
Pyramid Lake Monster -- SA
 
Lake Mojave Minnow -- SA
 
The Ong -- TC
 
Wahoo -- TC
 
Bigfoot -- SA
 
Bigfoot at NTS -- SA
 
Bigfoot Captured -- SA
 
Local Heroes and Villains
 
Guy McAfee and the Las Vegas Strip -- JaniceO
Bugsy father of Las Vegas -- JaniceO
Ronald Reagan Sin City Headliner -- JaniceO
Mr. Showmanship -- JaniceO
Howard Hughes Deep Pockets -- JaniceO
 
 
Weird Entertainment --- ???
 
Personalized Properties
 
Dr. Hammergren House -- JO (and a little of TC)
 
Clown Motel -- TC
 
Coffin it Up -- TC
 
Goldwell Art Park -- TC
 
Underground House -- TC
 
Simpsons' House -- TC
 
Stokes Castle -- TC
 
Chief Rolling Thunder -- TC
 
Roadside Oddities:
 
Pinball Hall of Fame -- JO?
 
Neon Museum-- ??
 
Vegas Vic -- TC
 
Wendover Will -- TC
 
River Rick -- TC
 
These Boots Were Made for Rustlin -- JaniceO
 
Neon Boneyard -- ??
 
Little Wedding Chapel -- JO
 
Lock Your Love -- TC
 
Giant Flashlight -- TC
 
Polar Bear -- ?? (I wrote something on this, but this wasn't it)
 
Berlin Wall -- TC
 
Brothel Art Museum -- TC
 
Brothel Beech -- TC
 
Shoe Tree -- TC
 
Giant Prospectors -- TC
 
Lucky Forest -- TC
 
Roads Less Traveled:
 
Lost Highway -- ??
 
David Brenner -- TC
 
Extraterrestrial Highway -- JaniceO
 
Highway of Death -- JaniceO
 
Highway 50 Loneliest Road in America -- JaniceO
Ghosts Across Highway 50 -- JaniceO
 
Geiger Grade -- JaniceO
 
Donner Party Camped Here -- JaniceO
 
Ghosts
 
Elvis -- TC
 
Redd Foxx -- (prob. a mash of JO and TC)
 
Bugsy -- TC?
 
Liberace -- ??
 
Fox Ridge -- ??
 
Union Plaza -- ??
 
Pioneer Saloon -- ??
 
Whiskey Pete -- ??? JO?
 
Hoover Dam -- ??
 
Key Pittman and the Mizpah Bathtub -- JaniceO
 
Gold Hill -- SA
 
Ol Blue Eyes is back and so is Marilyn Monroe at the Cal Neva -- JaniceO
 
Virginia City -- SA and TC
 
Nevada Death Trip:
 
Resting in Peace in Sin City -- JaniceO
 
Unmarked Grave -- ??
 
The Dog whose name must not be spoken -- JaniceO
 
Quehoe -- TC
 
Lombard -- TC
 
Bonnie and Clyde -- TC (altered)
 
The Jones Boys at Gold Hill Cemetery -- JaniceO
 
Tupac -- ??
 
Glowing Headstone -- ??
 
Pets and Masters -- TC
 
Puss N' Boothill -- TC
 
Stony -- TC
 
Abandoned:
 
Ryholite -- TC
 
Deeth -- TC
 
Belmont -- TC
 
Pioche -- ??
 
Soda Lake -- TC
 
St. Thomas -- TC
 
The Sunken S.S. Steamship -- JaniceO
 
Tonopah's Jinxed Air Field -- JaniceO
 
Double Negative-- TC
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 
What: Vegas After Midnight: A Late Night Variety Show
Where: The Aruba Hotel Showroom (1215 Las Vegas Blvd.)
When: Sept. 9-20 11:59 pm
Why: Celebrating the release of the book Weird Las Vegas from Sterling Publications.
Tim Cridland is the co-author of the book Weird Las Vegas, the latest in the Weird US series from Sterling Publications.
Cridland is not stranger to weirdness. He has been making his living as a sideshow performer for the last 15 years.Using the stage name of Zamora the Torture King, he was an original member of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, which brought its shocking style of classic entertainment to a jaded Generation X crowd in the 1992 Lollapalooza Festival. He formed with his own show and toured across the US and Canada numerous times. His appearances on TV shows like Ripley's TV and Guinness World Records paved the way for TV shows like Fear Factor and Jackass.
He moved to Las Vegas in 2003 as the star performer in the show Shock, which was at the now demolished Bourbon Street Casino. Shock was the first show of its kind in Las Vegas, combing campy comedy with shocking stunts.
After the closure of the Bourbon Street and Shock, Zamora began to work with the Haunted Vegas Tours, both as a performer and researcher. This is no surprise to people who have know him for a long time, Zamora published a paranormal themed magazine before he became a professional entertainer.
He was a natural choice to help write the book Weird Las Vegas, the subject matter includes ghost and hauntings, roadside attractions, strange creatures, cemeteries and legends. "Vegas is weirder than you think," says Cridland. "There is information in Weird Las Vegas that will surprise the most jaded locals."
Combining his two interests, Cridland, or rather his stage personality Zamora, has put together a limited runs show, Vegas After Midnight, to celebrate the release of the book Weird Las Vegas.
Vegas After Midnight is a late night bizarre variety show that will run at the back showroom at the Aruba Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. "I want to bring the classic Vegas late night show back, but with a new twist." Says Zamora. "All the best shows in Vegas used to begin at midnight, nowadays all you that is open late night is high priced dance clubs. Vegas After Midnight might change all that."
Zamora promises that you will see all the stunts that people have seen him do in TV, the things that people keep requesting, like walking barefoot on broken glass, swallowing a string and pulling it out of a strange part of his body having concrete building blocks broken on his chest with a sledgehammer. But it is not all shock value. "I could not have been doing this for a living for the last 15 years if I did not make my show fun and entertaining." Says Zamora. I temper the more extreme acts with milder, but equally strange acts. Zamora promises that there will be sex appeal in the show as well. "There will be some beautiful young ladies doing some very strange things..." although Zamora does not go into the details. "...you could have a late night Vegas show without beautiful women, could you?!"
Zamora, or rather his other persona Tim Cridland, will be signing copies of his book Weird Las Vegas after the show.
Thursday, July 26, 2007 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
The Weirdest Show on the Las Vegas Strip is at Midnight at the Aruba Hotel
 
A special limited engagement. For two weeks only. In celebration of the release of the book Weird Las Vegas by Sterling Publications.
 
 A show so weird it can only happen late, late night... Vegas After Midnight, the Weirdest Variety Show in Las Vegas.
 
 Starring Zamora, the weirdest performer in Las Vegas, and co-author the book Weird Las Vegas.
 
  You have seen Zamora on Ripley's TV, The Learning Channel, The Discovery Channel, The National Geographic Channel and other TV shows.
 
 Now see his bizarre show up-close and personal ... warning, may be to intense for some viewers!
 
 Sideshow stunts, beautiful girls, weird science!
 
 Plus show girls doing things that you have only imagined show girls doing; late night Vegas was never like this!
 
 Zamora is the only Vegas performer weird enough to write the book Weird Las Vegas; now see the only show in Vegas so Weird it has to start at midnight.
 
 Every midnight at the Aruba Hotel Showroom, next to the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas Strip, September 9th-20th. (dark Friday Sept. 14th).
 
 
 "The big irony here is that a show dreamed up for a niche market might be more for today's Las Vegas mainstream than anyone realizes." -- Las Vegas Review-Journal, reviewing Zamora's previous Las Vegas Casino show.
 
Monday, July 02, 2007 
Folks my publicist wrote up this press release about my return to Seattle to tour with OzzFest. I hope that you like it...
 
TK
 
Seattle Sideshow Star Comes Full Circle
 
 A renowned modern-day Sideshow performer is coming back to Seattle and the Rock Festival Circuit, as part of the Brothers Grim Sideshow which is touring with OzzFest, which will be at the White River Amphitheatre on July 12th.
 
Tim Cridland, who is better know by his stage name Zamora the Torture King, is returning to his roots.
Some Seattlites will remember when he was "The Human Pincushion" with the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, when it performed biweekly shows at nightclubs Belltown in the early 90s.
That was before they were picked to tour with Lollapalooza in 1992, then the biggest rock festival in the country, which brought nationwide fame and World-Wide touring to what had been an underground Seattle sensation.
Cridland left Rose's show to start his own show in 1994. "At the time, people thought that I was crazy for quitting the show, but it turned out to be the best thing I could have done," says Cridland.
 
His departure led to animosity from his ex-employer, Jim Rose, and competition between the rival shows. This was strongest in the late 90s, and lead to a "Battle of the Sideshows"in Canada.
Such conflicts have died down, now that the Rose's show rarely performs. Today Cridland is the only member of the original troupe that is active. Matt "The Tube" Crowley returned to his pharmacy job, and is now a professional welder. The Enigma makes appearances now and then at tattoo festivals, and The Amazing Mr. Lifto is currently a bartender in Austin, TX. Jim Rose's last public performance was 2 years ago at a Halloween event at an amusement park.
Cridland toured with his own show for many years, has been a fixture at Knott's Berry Farm's Halloween Haunt for over 10 years in a row, and was the first performer of his kind to have a show in a Las Vegas casino. His show SHOCK ran at the Bourbon Street Casino from 2003 until the hotel was imploded in 2005.
Lately he has been touring with the Brothers Grim Sideshow, a recreation of the 1920 circus sideshow, owned by circus collector and historian Ken Harck.
Cridland met Hark in 1998 at The Great Circus Parade in Milwaukee, where Ken told him of his ambitions to create such a show. "I liked what he was saying, but did not think that it would be possible to actually create such a show," says Cridland. Harck proved him wrong he the debuted The Brothers Grim Sideshow in 2000 at the circus festival where it was just so much talk 2 years earlier.
 
Harck has unrolled his circus tent at a few different locations over the years, including a State Fair in Missouri, a biker festival in South Dakota and a beach-side boardwalk in New Jersey, but it was only last year that he brought it to the rock crowd. "He did a limited run on OzzFest last year, and there was a constant line going into the tent," reports Cridland. "I could not be on all of those dates, because I had obligations in Las Vegas, but this year I made sure that I can be on every show of the tour."
Things won't slow down for Zamora the Torture King, AKA Tim Cridland, when OzzFest is over. He has a book being published on September 1st. Weird Las Vegas, published by Sterling Publishing, that will be in Barnes and Nobles nationwide. Then there is a new show in Vegas. "As soon as I am done with OzzFest, I am opening up a show in a Vegas hotel that is tied in with the release of my book" he says.

Tim Cridland AKA Zamora the Torture King, will be in Seattle from July 10-12 and is available for live interviews on those dates
Tuesday, February 06, 2007 

I first encounted Robert Anton Wilson's writing in a comic book that I bought the supermarket in my home town of Pullman, WA. The year was 1978 and I was 14 years old. The comic was Marvel Preview #13 UFO Connection. Marvel Preview had no continuing stories; it was always a one shot, testing to see if a concept had what it took to get its own comic. #13 was devoted to UFOs, no doubt riding on the popularity of Speildberg's Close Encounters. I don't remember much about the comic, but I will always remember one of the articles, an excerpt from a book called Cosmic Trigger, by an author I had never heard of, a guy named Robert Anton Wilson.
 There, in that short excerpt, were all the things I had been fascinated by and reading about, plus strange new things, some I had never heard of, some I had only had hints at.
 I had an interest in UFOs, psychic phenomena, Fortean phenomena, conspiracy in the JFK assassination. I had heard things about Aleister Crowley but did not really know what he was about. I had never heard of the Illuminati or the Discordian Society before. I would read that article again and again. I was amazed when it said that, not only was this just an excerpt from a larger work, but that larger work was itself a commentary on a 3 volume satirical novel that had been published perviously.
 A mass-market paperback edition of Cosmic Trigger showed up at the same grocery store that I had bought the comic at. I managed to track down the Illuminatus books at The Paperback Exchange at the neighboring town of Moscow, ID.
 Over the years I would find more of his books. One thing that I had heard is that the Principia Discordia, oft meaned in Wilson's tomes, was still in print, and published by a company with the unlikely name of Loompanics Unlimited. I found this while perusing another of my interests, manuals telling you how to do things that you are not supposed to do. I first came across these type of books from a company called Paladin Press, which was a very right wing, soldier of fortune style publisher.
 When I got a hold of Loompanics catalogue, it was something altogether different, they had many of the some type of manuals as Paladin had, but weirder, out there stuff as well. They had a section one unpopular ideas and heresy. They had a section one self-reliance, and they had a section on mind expansion. In that section were the books of RAWilson, Timothy Leary, the Principia Discordia. Loompanics, it turned out, was from the weirdo end of the Libertarian political movement, and advocated total freedom of thought. I had already aligned myself with Libertarian politics after see some of its advocates on the Tom Snyder show.
 I moved to Seattle in the early 1980s, and eventually ended up moving in with a collage student who was also a RAW fan.
 While living with him I started my fanzine. I had been subscribing to some weird self-published magazines devoted to things like the hollow earth and Richard Shaver. I had been getting strange info through the mail for years, and been collecting and filing strange news clippings. I figured if I assembled and wrote about what I had been collecting for all these years, I could trade my 'zine for others that were out there. My sole motivation was getting more weird info.
 My idea was that a lot of the stuff I was collection was considered to far-out, even to people who were researching weird stuff to begin with. I thought of different names for the 'zine, but ended up with the slightly clunky Off The Deep End.
 I had considered calling it The Journal of the Warren Belch Society. The fictitious Belch Society was from Wilson's SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT TRILOGY. Here is how he described it:
"The Warren Belch Society had been founded after Cotex had been kicked out of the Fortean Society for having bizarre notions. The purpose of "the Belchers" (as Cotex jovially called them) was to investigate those aspects of scientific theory and those alleged occult events which were regarded as "too far out" by the unimaginative Forteans, who are willing to investigate UFOs, rains of crabs and fish, girls who might have turned into swans, and similar matters, but, like their founder, the late Charles Fort, drew the line at the dogs that said "Good morning" and then vanished in a puff of green smoke."
 I put the first issue together with my roommates computer and dot-matrix printer and a lot of photocopying and paste ups. I took it down to the nearby Kinkos, where I had befriended people who worked on the graveyard shift. I ran it off and sent it out to some friends and left a few at some local coffee shops. I had created the worlds first punk-rock/fortean/conspiracy fanzine, although I did not know it at the time.
 Eventually a friend, who was into making and trading experimental music, gave me a copy of Factsheet Five, a zine that reviewed other 'zines. I was amazed that there were so many 'zines out there. I sent a copy of OTDE to Factsheet 5 for review, and sent mine out for trade to zines I saw reviewed. I was amazed that Kerry Thornely, who had co-founded Discordianism, was still active and accessible.
 I had gotten in on the beginning of the 'zine revolution. Mass availability of computers, word processing programs, and photocopy machines had created an underground network of weirdos that would not be matched until the mass availability of the Internet, years later.
 I formed the Tao Jones Cabal, a Libertarian leaning Discordian group, and made Off The Deep End it's journal. When a Communist group tried to co-opt the local punk rockers, I put up parodies their posters, printed in their same style, all over town. Yes, I was the one who put up the "Youth Decadence Campaign" Posters. Operation Mindfuck was in full effect!
 I organized a Discordian hit-squad against the local chapter of the Church of the Sub-Genius, made a truce with its founder Tom Prince (of pieces), and soon was publishing Discordian screeds in his fanzine, Threadbare.
Maybe it was when I was doing one of my guerilla poster runs that I saw a poster that said Robert Anton Wilson was going to be doing a lecture in town. I called up the number on the poster, just to get more information it, and ended up talking for hours. The couple who were bringing RAW to town, Rob and Kathy, invited me to help with the lecture. And this is how I first met Wilson in the flesh. I met him the day before the lecture, at Rob and Kathy's house, where he was staying the night.
 At the lecture I set up a book table and sold not only my fanzine, but also other weirdo RAWesque books, so Wilson's lecture was my first foray into book dealing, something that I still dabble in. On a more interesting note, I was also selling, at this same table, something that a friend of mine named Mushroom John had hooked me up with; a drug called MDMA, or ADAM, which was not then illegal. MDMA would become known by the name XTC, and turn on a new generation, not to hedonistic rEvolution, as I had hoped, but what would become rave culture. (BTW, Wilson was the first person who told me about raves. He said something that there are kids in Europe who hold parties in the middle of nowhere that go one for days). So this was also my first foray into drug dealing, something I no longer dabble in.
 Rob and Kathy brought Wilson back to Seattle at least one more time. I had convinced, or thought that I had, the Seattle weekly entertainment paper The Rocket, to let me do an interview with Wilson. When I turned it in, they rejected it, saying it wasn't really what they were looking for. I guess they didn't 'get it.' I ended up printing the interview, in 2 parts, in OTDE.
 I organized Seattle's first 'zine convention. I contacted all the local 'zines listed in Factsheet Five, plus others I had collect around town. I rented a hall and contacted the media. I even contacted the people at Loompanics, who had moved to nearby Port Townsend. I was pleasantly surprised when they showed up. I really hit it off with Mike Hoy, Loompanics owner. This was also my first meeting with Ashleigh Talbot AKA, "Triangle Slash," with whom I would collaborate with many projects in the future.
 In 1987, the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominating Convention was held in Seattle. I talked myself into helping run the Loompanics book table, although they probably could have gotten along without my help. This was a weird collection of characters. The candidates were Ron Paul, a doctor and Congressman from Texas, Indian activist Russell Means and a guy who looked like and acted like Foster Brooks. Loompanics had brought Lou Rollins a humorist, libertarian and holocaust revisionist, who worked for them as a proofreader, and one of their authors named Bob Black, an authority on anti-authoritarianism. (Years later Black would have a very public row with another Loompanics author, and friend of mine, Jim Hogshire.)  Guys in suits were rubbing elbows with guys who lived in the woods and had not seen TV, or heard a radio, in years. Dr. Demento was one of the scheduled speakers and so was Robert Anton Wilson. I managed to talk to Wilson when he was hanging out in a lobby area where I told him that I had a copy of the Lyndon LaRouche newspaper that accused him of being part of the Illuminati. He said he would love to see it. That night I found it and brought it to him the next day. It was a thrill for me to give Wilson a news article that refereed to him as an "Illuminoid."
 That was the last time I saw Wilson in person.
 I went on with my fanzine for many years. I became a Minerval in the Kallisti Camp of the OTO. My interest in Crowley had been started by Wilson, and obviously, the people who started Kallisti Camp were influenced by him as well.
Most of you know that in the early 90s, another interest of mine, strange performance and sideshow, came to the front of my life. I became a member of a modern-day rock and roll sideshow that toured all over the US, and parts of the world. As we toured, I got to meet, in person, people who I had been corresponding with for years. I met Kerry Thornley in the Little Five Points distinct of Atlanta when I was on tour with the Lollapalooza Festival. A photo I took of Kerry there shows up in Adam Gorightly's biography of Thornley, The Prankster and the Conspiracy.
 I continued doing my fanzine as I toured, now being able to interview people I met in my travels and do research in libraries all over the world. When I quite the show, and started doing my own show, everything else went to the back burner. I put all my energy into building my show and defending myself against attacks from my ex-employer, now adversary, and working on the books Circus of The Scars, with Jan Gregor. And as I was doing all this, the Internet was taking the place of the fanzine
 I was reading less and less, now and then I would hear things like Wilson was doing lectures Richard Bandler, co-compiler of NLP, something else I had gotten interested in, and independently of Wilson.
 Now that news of Wilson's death has reached me, I am not saddened. And I read that Wilson himself has asked us not to grieve for him. His last blog posting was "PLEASE EM absurd.?< seems It seriously. death take to how see don?t I levity, my pardon>
I remember when my friend Jim Keith died; it was such a shock. Our mutual friend George Pickard made a posting that they were going to have a traditional Irish wake for Keith; which is about celebrating the persons life rather than grieving their death.
 I kept this in mind when I found out that an old girlfriend had died in a car accident. I kept wanting to be sad but I kept remembering all the wonderful times we had together, so I couldn't be.
 One thing I remember about Wilson, going to back when I was a teenager, if I was feeling really depressed, no matter now deeply, all I had to do was read one of his books and I was in a good mood. It was one of the few things that could get me out of really foul mood. Wilson taught me not to take things to seriously. He cured (NLP word ambiguity alert) my paranoia, by showing it was OK to have fun with it. I think now of how simple a life Wilson lived, yet how many peoples lives he changed in a positive way. Thinking about connections to my life brings back many memories that have been dormant, all of them strange and happy. So I must heading down to Santa Cruz, a town with many odd connections to my life, for his big send off. I am sure I will see many old friends there, and it will lead to many new adventures.

Saturday, March 18, 2006 
I just put together a "Cliff's Notes" version of my professional performance history. I put this tougher for a media inquiry, and have been going over some of my scrapbooks for the last few days. It need a bit of work, but I am posting it for your interest and inspection.
 

A Short History of Zamora's Sideshow featuring The Torture King.

1991: Co-founds Jim Rose Circus Sideshow in Seattle, WA

1992: Tours with the Lollapalooza Festival, bringing sideshow to a new generation.

1993: Tours US and Europe with the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow

1994: Splits off from Rose Sideshow, forms own show.

1994-2002: Touring US and Canada with Zamora's Touring Sideshow. Moves to Napa Valley

1995: first shows for Knott's Berry Farm's Halloween Haunt. He has been a feature act every year since then.

1998: Appearance on Guinness World Records Primetime causes cameraman to faint.

2500 pd car drives over Zamora while he lays on a bed on nails as publicity stunt for Evolving Times Expo in Sacramento, CA. 

Zamora's book, Circus of the Scars, is published.

1999: Faces off with ex-employer/now rival Jim Rose in "The Battle of the Sideshows" in Winnipeg, Canada. Local media declare Zamora the winner.

Zamora is the subject of a segment of 48 Hours with Dan Rather.

2000: 1st appearance on Ripley's Believe it or Not TV show.

2001: Moves base of operations to Los Angeles. 2nd appearance on Ripley's Believe it or Not TV show: Walking barefoot on red-hot metal.

2001-2002: Tours as "Male Member" of all girl show Girly Freak Show.

2003: Contacted by Producers of Las Vegas show SHOCK! At the Bourbon Street Casino. Moves to Las Vegas.

2005: SHOCK! Moves the Greek Isles Casino and changes format to become the Haunted Vegas Show and Tour.

2006: Episode of English TV show Death Wish Live devoted entirely to Zamora. Zamora has 2½ ton SUV drive over him while he lays on a bed of nails