Christmas Show - PUS IN BOOTS
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For three nights only, we're delighted (and of course ashamed) to
present our annual antidote to the usual pantomime shit.

Pus in Boots contains:
• No-one from Hollyoaks or CBBC
• 70 minutes of smutty, evil songs
• Free mince pies and (almost certainly revolting) mulled wine
• Phenomenal, top-flight guest comedians
• Moderate amounts of festive fun

Perfect* for your Christmas work jolly.
December 14th: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/62237
December 15th: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/62239
December 16th: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/62241

*Unusual and risky

Hello from Amateur Transplants

Michael are you OK? Michael are you OK? Are you OK Michael?


New live album
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We've released a new album - it's called 'In Theatre', recorded
live earlier this year. Something old, something new, something
borrowed, generally blue. And we're very proud of it.

See some tracks at http://www.youtube.com/amateurtubing

It's a digital-only album: look in the Comedy section of iTunes
( http://bit.ly/lDd8y ) or on Amazon mp3 ( http://bit.ly/195NY6 )
If you rather a physical object, you can buy it on a special
AmTrans USB stick at http://www.amateurshop.co.uk

50% of our money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support


Edinburgh Fringe
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Fringe-ing for the fifth year:
14th-22nd August, 7pm & 9pm shows, £8.50/£5.50, venue: Medina
Book: http://www.edfringe.com/ticketing/detail.php?id=15148

A third of tickets already sold, and we've sold out the last
four years - so you probably should book in advance.

If London's more your scene, next 'Amateur Transplants & Enemies'
Monday 27th July, 7:30pm at the brilliant Bedford in Balham
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/48163


Michael Jackson tribute
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDhHIFOiNhE
It's what he would have wanted (presumably)


Bargains
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We've launched a nice new shop site: http://www.amateurshop.co.uk

As a thank-you for being on our list, a 10% discount off
everything with this voucher code: MYFACESPACE

Howdy folks!
 
Amateur Transplants's The Drugs Song was played on Phil Hammond's show on 21st April 2009 as part of a homage to Tom Lehrer's Element's Song (starting at about 10mins), chosen by Professor Martyn Poliakoff
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00js8d3
(from 17min38)

Enjoy!

  Phil Hammond show

The guys have launched a new merchandise shop here:
http://www.amateurshop.co.uk/


Enjoy

London Underground Single Launch
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Our funky, punky, new recording of the London Underground Song is
now on iTunes. Please please buy it because:

1. 100% of proceeds go to Macmillan Cancer Support. It's our big
Christmas charity push this year. We can raise shedloads.

2. If enough people buy it this week it'll get into the charts and
then they'll have to play it on the radio. Hahaha.

Please forward the email, add to blogs etc - but mostly PLEASE
spend 79p on iTunes.
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=292512239&s=143444

Northern Gig!
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The November and December London gigs are all sold out, but...

Attention northern birds: we're playing a charity gig at The Hyena
in Newcastle on Sunday 14th December. Tickets £10:
www.thehyena.com/preview/public/event_detail.php?EventID=545

First couple of 2009 London shows now on sale:
Jan: http://wegottickets.com/event/39616
Feb: http://wegottickets.com/event/39618


Christmas Presents
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The Amateur Transplants sickbag is now on sale. The complete
CD/DVD back-catalogue plus a lanyard, all in a signed clinical
waste bag - all for £30.

It's the most inappropriate Christmas present you could
possibly buy anyone. http://www.psycho.co.uk/amateur/shop.html

Order before 19th December for guaranteed Christmas delivery

Ahoy hoy from Amateur Transplants

'Cinderella has Chlamydia'
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We're putting on our antidote to the usual Pantomime turd - a
couple of extra-special Christmas shows.

Contains :
- No-one from Hollyoaks or CBBC
- Festive Amateur Transplants smutty, evil fun
- Nice dinner included in ticket price

London gigs on Tuesday 9th December & Tuesday 16th December -
bring the whole family. Except for young people (and old people).

Dec 9th: http://wegottickets.com/event/37494
Dec 16th: http://wegottickets.com/event/37495


Next London gig - MONDAY
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Our next London gig is this Monday (27th October). Only 50ish
tickets left, so better get a hurry on if you fancy it?

MONDAY 27th OCTOBER
Doors 7.30pm, Show 8.00pm
The Bedford, SW12 9HD - Tickets £11
Book online - http://www.wegottickets.com/event/31177

(November gig: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/31179 )


London Underground Single
-------------------------

A bit of advance warning: We're going to pop a new full-band
recording of the London Underground song onto iTunes next
month. All proceeds to Macmillan Cancer Support. Plus, if enough
people download it, they'll have to play it on the radio...


New album
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'Unfit to Practise' - the difficult second album - is in stock,
on sale and people seem to like it, which is fantastic. If you
want to buy someone an inappropriate Christmas present you could
do a lot worse than visiting our shop at:
http://www.psycho.co.uk/amateur/shop.html


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Contact
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adam@amateurtransplants.com // suman@amateurtransplants.com

Psycho Management, Mill Lane, Godalming, Surrey, GU7 1EY
Tel: 01483 419429 // www.amateurtransplants.com

Ed Fringe tickets

Show runs twice a night at 7pm and 9pm from 9th August 2008 until 16th August 2008 (not 12th)

Buy a lanyard that says Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
(A lanyard is the thing you hang round your neck that your ID
badge goes on.) And then everyone will think you're cool.
Shop: http://www.psycho.co.uk/amateur/shop.html

AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Anaesthetists Hymn LIVE

If you haven't seen out lovely new website, please check it out here:
http://www.amateurtransplants.com


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