1Go in the camping section and and go in a tent with a blanket. Put the blanket on you and wait there untill 12:00. come out screaming "MAN EATING TENT!!! RUN AWAY!!!!"
2In the paint isle find a color slip that matches your skin tone, wait there and act like no one can see you.
3In the electronic isle, bring a bottle of water with you. Wait til no one is there, then yell "Zchzhzhzchchz" *shocking noise*
4Go to the TV section and bring a lawn chair, with a bottle of sprite. Sit down and just keep watching the tv while sitting in the chair drinking your drink.
5Buy 45 packs of toilet paper and a bean burrito.
6Go to the garden area of the store and ask each clerk there if they have any weed
7When some one is called over the intercom, yell and another soul is yet to be found.
8Ask the people at check out to see if Mike is there. When they say whats his last name, say Rotch.
9Look for a heavy tough guy. when hes not looking, put the girliest purse in his cart.
10In an open isle, run real fast and then jump on your stomach like a slip and slide
11In the bakery, whisper to people to come here, when they come, in a serious voice, ask if they know the Muffin man.
12Buy stickers and place them in random spots around the store.
13Get a big smily from a smily machine, and put it on the head of the stick perons on the boys bathroom sign
14Get some boxing gloves and yell at people, "Hey you wanna fight fool?!"
15Buy some poppits (small fire crackers you throw on the floor) *not sold in walmart, i checked* and go into the gun department.Put some ketchup on your face, throw one on the ground real hard, than lay on the floor and wait for someone to come. When they come, say, in weak voice, quick hes getting away!
16Grab a baseball and mitt and throw the ball throughout the store in various places.
17Ask if you can put a shopping cart on layaway
18Find a suit hanging on a manikin, put 3 marlboro packs in his front pocket.
19Go into the toddlers toy isle and press all the try me buttons as quick as you can.
20Stand at the Soda dispenser. Wait for a big crowd to come in, put in your quarter choose your drink, and yell "YES I WON AGAIN!"
21Put a magazine on layaway.
22Get 2 brooms and two shopping carts. Get two people in the carts, and have a jousting tournament,
23Hide in the close racks, and wait for some one to come by, then quickly reach your arm out and start making weird noises.
24Yell "who are you people????!?!?!?"
25See if you can buy a card board box. Flatten it and put it on the floor. the start breakdancing.
26Put on two different shoes from the shoe isle, go to the front of the store. take them off and walk away.
27Find a clerk in the hair department and ask if this hair dye will work on my arm hair.
28By black stockings, then put them on your arms yelling "MY ARMS ARE FRIED!!!"
29Get some one to bring a camera with you. Find some one and kick him in the shins. When he gets mad say, congratulations, your on Shin kickers. Have the other person walk out and come near you.
30Go near the guns saying " I really need a hug..."
31Wear a diaper over your head and walk through the store acting casual
32When in the bathroom, yell "ITS ALIVE!"