Before you judge me
Sit with me for a minute
I didn't break up their relationship
I was what he wanted in it
My job is simply to remind him of all the things you forgot to say
No matter how bad, I am his good day
We don't kiss and we haven't had sex
That's what you're for
Frankly, you should thank me
For you not having to sit through another converation you've been bored with
So I sit and listen to onedays over wine and cheese
The great thing is, he doesn't really want me either
What he needed was someone closer than a friend but not his man
What he need was a Me, the transition man
I'm the last step after I'm throgh
The bridge to, I found who I was looking for inside myself and now I love you
He will introduce me to this new person that has swept him off his feet
My work will then be complete
Now if you need help moving on please review my fee
Its not very much and after 12a its time and half, you may laugh
But someone is calling now just to say he has touched down
Whisper into the phone, "I'm not alone"
Which translates to "He's here and I don't want to be on the phone"
That's all fine because there's a line,
A line of confused men
Hoping for the chance for someone to just listen
Just for me to sit at one more dinner to say,
"You are what was missing..."