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MOVIE REVIEW: THE SPIRIT
I am appalled and outraged by director Frank Miller's lack of respect for not one but two cartooning Legends; Will Eisner, and Eisner's beloved creation
The Spirit.
To treat such icons with irreverence is beyond reprehensible. To tarnish a character beloved by millions, both young and old is… hubris is not a strong enough word. Evil. That's it. Miller is evil.
There is a reason the Spirit has long been one of the most popular cartoon characters in the world. A reason children repeat his well-known catch phrase. A reason Eisner's stories have so often been adapted into movies, television, and toys since the character's debut. But Miller has no respect for Eisner's winning formula, Miller refuses to stick with what works.
Miller seems to think that merely because his own stark visual technique was embraced by millions of fans in hugely successful films and books, we will want to see him do what he is famous for yet again. Miller's use of heavy black shadows is completely inappropriate for The Spirit's world, and betrays a complete disdain for the source material, which should be rendered in a more chiaroscuro style, as this illustration shows:

The most damning evidence of Miller's disrespect of not only Eisner's mastery, not merely of the the audience, but, dare I say, of the entire graphic novel medium in general (a medium Eisner INVENTED, thank you very much!), is the shoehorned addition of (ugh) humor. Why do filmmakers always think comic book super-heroes should be funny? Eisner's famous hero never stooped to bad puns and over-the top acting!


And what's with the sexism?

Miller seems to think that every girl is Central City is super-hot and in love with the Spirit!




And don't get me started on Sam Jackson. Frank Miller must hate Black people, that's the only explanation. Think about it, he changes the VILLAIN to a Black man, but eliminates the only
heroic Black character from the Spirit mythos. Why didn't Miller have Jackson play Ebony White?

How could he overlook Eisner's beloved creation, one of the most nuanced and sensitive ethnic characterizations since Rosencrantz?

I heard Chris Tucker was BEGGING for a screen test. I can only hope he's in the sequel.

Oh, and Miller's writing. Compare this Eisner-penned text with any of Miller's screenplay. Not an ounce of silliness.

"The Spirit slammed and slammed ...
The killer hooked and whammed!
Left right, left right ...
The Spirit's fists were dynamite!"
Clearly a literary influence on young Cassius Clay.
Miller seems to think comic books are a joke. Well, Mr. Miller, just because something's called "comic" doesn't mean it's humorous! Watchmen is a comic, and it's sad!

I wish somebody would let ME do a Spirit story. I'd do it right.



About the author: Kyle Baker is winner of about nine or more Eisner Awards. Eisner handed to him
personally. His work is currently available in The Spirit Vol.2.