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Stu Kendrick


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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 29
Sign: Taurus

City: Pine Hill
State: New Jersey
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/28/2005

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April 8, 2009 - Wednesday 4:49 AM

Current mood:  breezy
Thanks to a healthy dose of ADD, I spend a good chunk of my brain's idling time playing music in my head and beatboxing to myself. It's a shame I can't just set my head to record, because I was cracking myself up today.
1. There was a nu-metal song about my dick.
2. Then some black metal/breakcore where I'm screaming NES codes.
3. A peaceful ambient tune about foods I like. "......~hot chocolate~......~ginger cookies~.........~chicken alfredo pizzaaaaa~......"
4. A hip-hoppish piece about all the drugs I've done. "Caffeine! I DONE THAT SHIT! Ketamine! I DONE THAT SHIT!"
5. A Kid-Rock-esque song about how awesome it is to be a fat, lazy, stupid American.
6. A love song that really hones in on the lustfulness toward my girlfriend's "lady parts".
7. A song that's just me beatboxing and saying random words. On an album, the title would be "I decided to give this song a ridiculously long, paragraph-sized title that has nothing at all to do with the actual content of the song, but rather for my own simple amusement at the idea of such an annoyingly long and rambling title that would, of course, due to file naming constraints and such, get cut down to something like "I Decided..." when you rip it to mp3 or download it off the internets, as well as holding the title for having a song with the longest title that is at least somewhat grammatically correct, provided this album ever actually becomes popular enough for anyone to honestly give a fuck".
8. A long acoustic biography of my job history, played whilst drunk.
9. A jazzy spoken word track about horribly awkward situations I've been in.
10. Free flowing thoughts and noises. Like 27 minutes worth.
Currently playing:
Samurai Shodown Anthology
Release date: 2009-03-24
February 13, 2009 - Friday 6:59 PM

Current mood:  hyper
Currently listening:
Richard D. James Album
By Aphex Twin
Release date: 1997-01-28
February 11, 2009 - Wednesday 5:17 AM

Current mood:  hyper
I startled myself awake this morning realizing that in about 2 months, I would be turning twenty-nine. I'm already "pushing thirty", but somehow, just today, it hit me really hard that I'm not that young anymore. I started thinking about the numbers. I'm entering the last year of my twenties, and statistically I'm a good forty percent into my life. I graduated high school well over ten years ago, and still haven't had any college to speak of. I'm back working the same mcjob I had ten years ago, and not really making much more money, either. Just about everyone I went to high school with is married with kids, well into their careers and homeowners. Meanwhile, I'm still throwing my money away on rent.

So today, I finally applied for college. I may hate working for Wawa, but unfortunately, it's more than likely the best thing I'll have going for me while I go ahead and finally get my stupid, sorry ass a degree in something. Then, I can use that to get a real job that I actually ENJOY (hopefully the economy will be better by then), and ultimately get my ADULT LIFE started. It's thanks to Meggles that I have this motivation.

In other news, after more than a year of waiting, Street Fighter IV comes out next Tuesday, and my inner dork is shitting himself. Shoryuken!

Also, here's a movie you ought to watch concerning how fucked up America's drug laws are. Even if you don't smoke pot, this feature-length documentary will have you realizing how the government and corporations manipulate the public.
Here's something I'd like to put on a billboard:
Tobacco - 430,000 deaths per year.
Alcohol - 85,000 deaths per year.
Marijuana - 0 deaths... EVER.
Currently listening:
Incredibad
By The Lonely Island
Release date: 2009-02-10
January 28, 2009 - Wednesday 1:50 PM

Current mood:  vehement
Gauge broke down the other night on the AC Expressway. Damn alternator took a shit. So after having to get towed off the highway by one tow truck, then towed to the repair shop by another (don't ask, that's just how it HAD to happen), I wound up getting screwed out of a couple days pay due to a "miscommunication" between the mechanic and my auto warranty company. You'd think that after a lifetime of being a walking example of Murphy's Law I'd be used to this shit by now, but somehow these situations always annoy me just as much as each time before.

But whatever, I've converted my frustration in creative energy and posted a new comic on the website! Also, for those of you who give a shit, my awesome girlfriend Meggles gave me the bright idea to create a MySpace group where you can chat about it. Freebird!

The weather is pretty dismal, and I'm certainly NOT looking forward to standing in it for 8 hours today. The job search is falling flat so far, although I shouldn't expect otherwise in the current market. If anyone knows of any local or at least semi-local business opportunities I may be even remotely interested in, shoot me a message.
Currently listening:
Flight of the Conchords
By Flight of the Conchords
Release date: 2008-04-22
January 23, 2009 - Friday 7:21 PM

Current mood:  artistic
New comic at StuOnThis.com.
Please keep me motivated, people!
Currently playing:
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
Release date: 2008-11-16
January 7, 2009 - Wednesday 7:59 PM

Current mood:  artistic
StuOnThis.com - NEW COMIC!!!
Currently listening:
We Are Reasonable People
By Various Artists
January 7, 2009 - Wednesday 12:35 AM

Current mood:  devious
StuOnThis.com is back! And this year, I'm gonna take another stab at posting 50 comics like I vowed this time last year. Here's a start.
Currently listening:
Dig Out Your Soul
By Oasis
Release date: 2008-10-07
December 19, 2008 - Friday 6:47 PM

Current mood:  determined

Today, I finally finished cleaning up all 90 gigs of my mp3 folder. Now I can focus on other things, like the website I've abandoned yet again. It's down right now because I've been busy getting the domain transferred to my own name (finally, after 4 years), and then I'll also be switching over to a different host that won't drastically overcharge me. Considering the site hasn't made me a dime since it's inception (not that I'm really trying to make any money with it, yet), there's no point in forking over so much cheddar for the handful of people that actually visit on a regular basis. It should be up and running again in full swing by the end of the year. I totally missed the mark on my promise to post 50 comics this year (I've only done about 8, I can't even remember now), and haven't touched the site since May. What with losing my license and being in a shitty McJob contributing to my unmotivated funk I've been in all year, no one who knows me should be all too suprised, however I'm resolving to turn all that around in the coming year.

Things I've Accomplished This Year:
- Celebrated 1 year with the best girlfriend EVAR: and many more Meggalicious years to come!
- Mega Man Contest: I won 4th place in a Mega Man Boss Idea contest at GamesRadar.com. I got a Mega Man ZX Advent DS game, a GamesRadar beach towel, and Mega Man T-shirt (sized youth large  ).
- Blew 5 months playing City of Heroes: ...if you want to call that an accomplishment.
- Successfully fought the impulse to drive while suspended for the last 6 months: and only one more month to go!
- Submitted an album cover idea to Pomplamoose: ...although it sucked horribly, but at least I did something creative.
- Cleaned up my 90 GB mp3 folder: as stated above. Only took 3 months!
- Donating a live chicken to a poor family in a third world country: under the name Ms. Meggles Is Awesome.
- Staying in shape (sorta): I'm just as sesky as ever (for what that's worth), thanks to a year of riding a bike about 50 miles a week (I actually wore out a decent bicycle past the point of being fixed) and running around another 50 miles a week at my job.

Things I Did NOT Accomplish This Year:
- Getting promoted to Fuel Manager at Wawa: They gave it to some much younger guy who's been there a third of the time I have. Why? He'll work for less and won't ask questions. (*shrug*) I'm better off, really.
- Subsequently finding a better job: I'm aiming for late February at this point.
- Posting 50 comics this year at StuOnThis.com: as pointed out above. Maybe next year. No, definitely next year.
- Getting Maggie and Megan to not hate each other: It's actually kind of funny considering how much the two have in common (like, for instance, being really stubborn). Hopefully, sometime in the coming year the three of us can hang out without any drama.
- Going to the beach or even stepping foot in a pool: somehow, it just never happened this year.
- A vacation: Specifically, a ski trip. Jan/Feb '09!
- Keeping a well-updated blog: Since moving up here to Spruce, I haven't blogged a fraction as often as I did in the couple years before. Thereby creating yet another resolution for the 2009!

Hope everyone has an awesome holiday!

Currently listening:
Narrow Stairs
By Death Cab for Cutie
Release date: 2008-05-13
November 26, 2008 - Wednesday 12:56 AM

Current mood:  breezy

Thanks to Megan and Nadine, I'm now free from the tyranny of Sprint and a happy new Verizon customer with a spiffy new LG ENV2 phone, which is practically a tiny laptop, and I love it. I also have unlimited texting now, and my ability to text back isn't horrificly hindered by a radically shitty phone. So text me all you want now, I don't care.

Still stuck at Wawa, since the Circuit City job fell through. I want to quit SO badly, but I can't do that until I find another job, which is pretty much impossible until I can drive again. Less than 2 months left! I'm counting down the days. It's going to be a huge party, and you're all invited. Yes, YOU. If you're reading this, I expect you there. Text me for details.

Just finished my Venetian Snares folder. That guy's done a lot of shit.

I may even finish my main music folder before I go to work today! Goes to show how boring my life has become. I guess that's about it for now.

Currently listening:
Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits, 1972-2006
By Venetian Snares
Release date: 2002-07-23
November 11, 2008 - Tuesday 1:45 PM

Current mood:  pirate

According to Maggie, it's an amazing feeling when it happens.

I've been spending the better part of my free time for the past month going through my 90GB MP3 folder, fixing all the track names, ID3 tags, and tracking down album covers so everything is complete and wonderfully spiffy. I've been working alphabetically, and I'm up to Nirvana now (Nine Inch Nails took a couple days).

There's a sample of what I'm talking about. It's like a jukebox! It's also making me realize how much stuff I'm missing. A few years ago I sparked a 40 GB hard drive that was pretty much full of mp3s, and I've yet to re-aquire a majority of it. I should have about 120 gigs at this point.

Aside from that, not a whole lot else to talk about. Everything is pretty much exactly the same. Meggles is awesome. Wawa sucks and I want to quit. Still can't drive. And my ass is devine.

New bike, though. I actually wore out my previous one. Ground the gears down to nubs. My manliness is that intense. Be afraid.

Hopefully within a couple weeks I'll be a Circuit City employee, sporting a a lime green Firedog polo shirt, a slightly bigger paycheck, and a heaping shitload more self-esteem. Having people assume you're at least AS intelligent as they are when they talk to you as opposed to them treating you like you're retarded makes a pretty sizable difference as to how much willpower it takes not to bash your head into the bathroom mirror each morning.

Off to work again. Wish me luck!

Currently listening:
Y34RZ3R0R3MIX3D / [CD/DVD Combo]
By Nine Inch Nails
Release date: 2007-11-20
September 6, 2008 - Saturday 12:20 AM

Current mood:  amused

For me, 6 weeks = 1 pair of sneakers.


Spent Wawa gift cards. Why do I collect them? I don't know, either.


It's like I'm wearing toe socks!

Sooner or later I'm going to make another MySpace page for Cammy (my cat). I took her off my top friends because the page is outdated and I can't update it since I forgot her passwords and her e-mail is now invalid. So go ahead and delete her if you want.
Currently listening:
Toxicity
By System of a Down
Release date: 2001-09-04
September 5, 2008 - Friday 9:52 PM

Current mood:  impatient
Not being able, excuse me, not being allowed to drive a car is driving me fucking insane. More than ten thousand people across this lovely state of New Jersey got hit with a DUI all at around the same time for which they were sitting on an appeal for based on one State Supreme Court case, namely this one. Yeah, if you clicked that link your brain probably shut down trying to read all that legal jargon, but what it amounts to is that a few nameless "experts" deemed the device accurate enough to be used as evidence in court. Keep in mind that this device is only used in New Jersey (the rest of the country uses the tried-and-true Breathalyzer), and has been heavily contested since it started appearing in police stations a couple years ago. But, according to its manufacturer, the "bugs have been purged from the system," and it's twin technology layout and easy-to-use interface makes it completely fool-proof. What bothers me about this particular device is that it is hooked up to a computer and runs off of software on said computer, unlike the Breathalyzer, which is a stand-alone device. This means that readings can be manipulated. How the FUCK can I be the first person to see this? I'm sure I'm not, but I'm not an important enough voice to be heard over the bitter and distraught panel of old women in the MADD council.

Now, don't get me wrong, I do NOT advocate drinking and driving. And I can admit that overanalyzing this situation may come off to many as the whinings of a sore loser who got caught with his pants down, so to speak. But I will say that there's a HUGE difference between legally drunk and actually drunk, and I definitely wasn't the latter, if either. For those of you who missed the story about how I got into this mess in the first place, plug the date 12/30/06 in the blog archive box on the left. Long story short, I never actually got pulled over for anything, I never actually failed a sobriety test, and the fact that the supposedly accurate Alcotest spit out a BAC reading of .14 makes absolutely no sence considering I only had three drinks, followed by a large glass of water, a good 5 hours prior to me blowing into the machine. I'll admit that I may have somehow been over the .08 limit (and even that's a stretch according to my research), but if that were the case I'd have my license back by now since a BAC reading of between .08 and .10 only yields a 3 month loss of license. I simply gave a half dozen bored cops something to do that night, and those extra four months of me having to put my future on hold is just icing on their donuts.

But hey, it's a done deal and New Jersey needs the money. Until January 19th, 2009, I'll continue to literally risk my life day in and day out riding a bike 7 miles on shoulderless roads to and from work, regardless of weather conditions. I'll continue my job at Wawa, where I perform a service that in any of the other 49 states, people can simply do themselves. I'll continue murdering my self esteem for the sake of a meager paycheck, baseline health insurance, and tuition reimbursement in the hopes that someday I'll actually make good use of it. I'll continue to sell my soul for the sake keeping my bills paid, not so much even for myself, but for the sake of my home's owner and my car's co-signer. And although things seems drab and dismal now, I know at some point I'll once again have the means to fulfill my dreams on my own and not be stuck in this empty, white plain of existence with a head full of... blank.

That was pessimistic, though. Although I have been rather depressed and therefore uncreative lately, I have great friends to back me up and there's definitely light at the end of the tunnel.

Honestly, I just wish I had some weed.
Currently listening:
Oracular Spectacular
By MGMT
Release date: 2008-01-22
September 1, 2008 - Monday 4:02 AM

Current mood:  overstimulated
I'm a libertarian. To me, it means I think with both sides of my brain and have a strong appreciation for absolute FREEDOM and LOGIC. I'm not a flaming liberal douche like most Democrats who think with their feelings and everything is all about "what about the children?!?!!??!," and I'm not a bible-thumping idiot redneck Republican who is mindlessly controlled by rich and corrupt politicians of the same party. You wanna know what's happening in mind? Strap in, fuckers.

I'm voting for Obama's black ass. Why? Because he can put a fucking full sentence together without making an ass out of himself on Youtube. Because he wants to get our brothers, sisters, sons and daughters out of Iraq, where we never should have been in first place, and has no interest in bombing Iran. Because he wants to take our country in a productive direction for the benefit of American society, and not the benefit of his friend's and family's trust fund. Because he's the obvious lesser of the two evils that we have the choice to vote for. It makes me physically ill talking to people who try to defend their points against the guy. It all boils down to religion, somehow. How is it that I can't have a discussion about politics with a Republican without religion cropping up? What the fucking fuck? Our forefathers knew that religion was a deadly poison to government and politics, and set up a system where there's a drawn line between church and state for a reason. Religion, and I'm basically talking to all you fucking brain-dead Jesus-freak Christians, is diverging your rational thought from the good of productive society. Yeah, there's freedom of religion in America, and I'm all for that. In the privacy of your own home where it doesn't affect anyone else. But when religion becomes the state of politics, we wind up with a bunch of brainwashed maniacs who have no problem killing and even sacrificing themselves for the promise of a happy afterlife. I've always said the religion is the worst thing to happen to human society since we started walking upright. It only segregates us and causes more problems than it solves. It gives people false hopes and direction, starts needless, pointless wars, and slows the flow of evolution and clarity with nature with ignorance and waste.

Fucking THINK FOR YOURSELF. If there is a god, I can assure you he/she/it gave us a brain to think and evolve with, rather than blindly follow out of fear like a machine headed for a scrapheap. Everybody on this earth just wants to live their life and fulfill their dreams like everyone else without the fear and prosecution of a "higher class." Aren't we all equal, as humans?

Here's some things I think are total bullshit:
 - The "War on Drugs." It's not working. People take drugs because they work. They do want they want them to do. People are just as prone to do stupid shit when they're sober as they are when they're "fucked up." The fact that I can legally smoke one plant, but not another, is pure and simple bullshit.
 - The big abortion debate. If you're against abortion, don't have one. It's that simple. Don't get me wrong, it's a shame to ever have to do it, but it's a necessary evil. Did you ever stop and think about how overpopulated the country would be with lost, illegitimate children if abortion were illegal? What punishment would a 15-year-old receive for having an illegal abortion because she got knocked up at a party after drinking the spiked punch?
- People against stem cell research... Seriously, why the fuck not??? Everyone in my family is dropping like flies to cancer and my dad takes care of hundreds of developmentally disabled people. Pull the cross out of your asses, nay-sayers.

...ehhh, there's plenty more stuff I could ramble about, but I'll save that for another time.
August 28, 2008 - Thursday 7:20 PM

Current mood:  exanimate
I've been thinking about alternate realities. Worlds just like ours, except somewhere along the line, something different happened, resulting in possible drastic changes. For instance, if a meteor never killed the dinosaurs and we all evolved from reptiles, or if Bush never won the last election and gas was still reasonably priced. Where are the boundaries between our world and the rest? When you think about time, only the timeline we're in is one thread in the mass of what could be. Each probable scenario, which includes the infinite possibilities that you or anyone else could ever possibly dream of, co-exist splintered off of said thread, meaning time is actually a solid mass of probability. Then it dawned on me that time is the universe, and our universe is actually a finite structure within the infinite mass of coexisting alternate universes, resulting in the omniverse, an ever-expanding mass of all time.

What I'm getting at is that somewhere a reptilian Stuie just paid nine bucks for a full tank of gas in the car he's legally allowed to drive.

Lucky bastard.
Currently playing:
Mega Man ZX: Advent
Release date: 2007-10-23
August 16, 2008 - Saturday 10:43 AM

Current mood:  froggy
I yam KNOT dooowwwn with teh SICKNESS.PHUCKKKK the sickness right in its little virus tushie-poo. I am a MAN and I shall perseveeeeiieere over this severe seveeereness of a seveere severence of my sanity over the temperature of my head and body and balls duw to teh sickness and succccch. MANY A TISSUE have become saturated with MUCUS that does not cease to produce, in a highly productive manner, yet counterproductive to my person, quite personnally speaking. I wish I wood have haad the 4thought to just use a 2-liter bottle for my coughing and noseblowings--- WHY you ask, for REVENGE. Against who, I dunno. But if someeone WERE to piss me off, what better vengence than a good liter and a half of yellow-green infected mucus all over your nice clean blouse. Dripping. Sticky. Gooey.
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Maaaaaake me smiiiiiiile.
I haven't been productive with anything else. Dipshit. I've been farting a lot. I think its the DRUGGgggsasss. But seriously, folks. Being 28 can be frustrating. I'm pusshing 30 here and all i've done with myself is some doodling, and made some funny noises. Where is my motivation????? The ensuing sleep will provide the answers if I'm lucky. Consentrate. Fokus powr. INISHALLLIIES.
Currently listening:
The Slip
By Nine Inch Nails
Release date: 2008-07-22