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I decided to not shut the shades in the room of the house where I always shut the shades before I go to bed last night. It wasn't so bad but I think that thinking about not shutting them is worse than shutting them and it is a waste of time to just think that I could not think about it at all.

Sometimes when I'm eating the Trader Joe's vanilla oreos I think they're so good that I laugh to myself. How cute.

You can't have just two notes.

How many Oscars did Godfather I win? I am still out of town so today is yet another auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include three important quotes from the Godfather and one quote from Halle Berry. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

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John from Cincinnati is my favorite show ever. I will be contacting the writer to see if he wants a picture of me. I just laughed. That's all.

What US State has the highest minimum wage? I am out of town so today is another auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include three quotes from people named David or Madonna. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply.

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1. Someone who Live Chatted at Moosejaw as Lloyd Christmas asked us to tell the world he's searching for the sunglasses that Mark Wahlberg wore in the movie Shooter.
   
2. I forgot what movie Lloyd Christmas was from when all of this happened. I was scoffed at and felt shame.
   
3. I've never seen Shooter.
   
4. Mark Wahlberg probably has the best life.
   
5. I have to go to a parade tomorrow.
   
6. I don't get the allure of a parade. I can't think of one thing about a parade that I like.
   
7. Number seven is used just to take up space.
   
8. I will be thinking about the parade and fireworks all day. My day is ruined.
   

What's the world's largest manmade lake? Today is an auto-reply day. In addition to the answer today's auto-reply will include one George Washington quote, one Christina Aguilera quote and two Benedict Arnold quotes. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for this important auto-reply.

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July 3, 2007

I like the 4th of July because I enjoy nothing more than going for a run, drinking a beer and then barbequing. I hope I am unable to get a chance to do any of that tomorrow. Less importantly, I don't like fireworks at all. Perhaps if they were silent I would like them more but I just don't get it. They're not all that cool. Or, perhaps they are great and there is something in my subconscious that forces me to not like fireworks...or rats, for that matter.

Have the best 4th of July ever.

Also, my cousin, who is a doctor, thought it was dumb that someone who worked for him marked the 4th of July holiday as 4th of July on their doctor calendar as opposed to Independence Day. Dear Cousin – You are entirely wrong but you are very respectable in your scrubs.

How many of the stripes are the US flag are red and no looking it up allowed? Today is another auto-reply day. Please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com for the auto-reply and please note I will absolutely not use the letter E in my auto-reply. Actually, that seems difficult. Instead, everytime you see an E please shut your eyes.

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Today is a guest daily remark from Pinto Van Ribbonson…

I was on the beach for three hours this past weekend. We spent the entire time looking at pretties from far away and then deciding whether or not they were super pretty up close. Most of the pretties were actually still pretty once we took a lap.

Really it wasn't a guest remark but I feel sick about it so I was going to pretend it was a guest remark. Then I went through the exercise of making it my own remark and finally decided it was more interesting to say it was a guest remark and then admit is wasn't. More interesting isn't right at all. It is more like I am doing something and admitting guilt and regret and sorrow all at the same time. I wanted to tell the world what I was thinking even though I know the entire event was wrong. I feel much better about myself now and this is what boys do and I am a boy. Thanks for coming out today and I am hoping none of this made any sense at all.

What country is home to the airport at the highest elevation? Today wasn't supposed to be an auto-reply day but that has all changed because of that other thing. So, please email me at Trapper@moosejaw.com. The auto-reply probably won't be that good.

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This is a true story. I was at the bar last night and there was a man at a table holding a plastic squirrel doll. The squirrel was about nine inches high and just sat on the table. The man got up from the table about five times. I'd guess three of the times he took the squirrel with him and the other two times the squirrel just sat on the table with the other people the man was with. No one seemed to be talking about the squirrel or think that it was odd in any way. I am for sure getting a squirrel doll today.

The son of what famous architect invented Lincoln Logs? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

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I put a few sponges and scrubber type cleaning things in the dishwasher last night and the dishwasher spit bubbles all over the kitchen. I have never seen more bubbles ever except for at a foam party in Acapulco sophomore year. Our house is like the scene in Willy Wonka when they almost get clipped by the fan. I cleaned everything but it is super sticky on the floor and counters. I think we should look for a new house.

Which country has the highest rate of divorce…US, Sweden or France? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

Yesterday's answer was Michael Williams.

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Yesterday may have been the best day ever at Moosejaw. It was 80's day and the outfits and hair were outstanding. I'll post a pic as soon as possible. My outfit paled in comparison to lots and lots of others. I tried to pull off Spicoli from Fast Times. I had the Vans and cut off jeans shorts going but I missed the bagel, poncho and arriving to work falling out of a smoke-filled van. Today I'm going with either Nicolas Cage from Valley Girl, Daniel Laruso, Guido the Killer Pimp, Ronald Miller, Dalton, Teen Wolf, Derek Smalls or someone from Breakin II, the Electric Boogaloo.

Less importantly, I wish I thought of Flight of the Concords. I only saw about five minutes of last week's episode so far but I laughed out loud once.

Even less importantly, someone who works at Moosejaw doesn't eat after 7pm no matter what.

Even less important that that.

Who holds the NBA record for most consecutive made free throws? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

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Please check out theJaw home page today and click through to the Panther Project. Or don't but I would.

Its 80's day at the Moosejaw warehouse/office today. Should be the best day ever. More to come tomorrow.

Ann Marie and Keith are engaged. Please click here to see a list of everything they want for their wedding. That click here is made up but Ann Marie and Keith really did get engaged and way to go.

What Ivy League school was established most recently? Please email your answer to me at Trapper@moosejaw.com.

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