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Andy Showalter



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Gender: Male
Status: Divorced
Age: 39
Sign: Aries

City: Waterloo
State: Iowa
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/11/2006

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Thursday, July 19, 2007 

Current mood:DISGRUNTLED
Category: Friends

Damn!  Does anyone reply to their mail anymore? It sure seems like many of you have so many friends that you don't even take (or have) the time to reply to your real friends.  That's why I really only have friends on my list that are or have been my real friends, but still I find that you don't take the time to reply to me.  I'd like to think that it''s just because you have soooo many other friends writing you that you don't get a chance to write back, but I think I know the truth.  I think the truth is that too many of us (and I sometimes but rarely) are too wrapped up in the bullshit going on, that we don't take the chance to KEEP IT REAL.  Whether it be the bullshit girlfriend or boyfriend we have or the bullshit job we have.  I'm about fucking sick and tired of this bullshit we call life that I sometimes wish armageddon would come so we could start over.  MAYBE THIS SHOULD BE A BLOG!  I don't know what it is, but whatever it is, I hope my real friends get out of it soon.  Good luck with whatever bullshit you are going through.  When you get a chance, hit me up!  I'm on the real and keeping it real.

SHOW

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 

Category: Romance and Relationships

What's the deal with you women anyway?  If you like to have sex as much or more than men, then why don't you just walk up to us great looking guys and ask?  Don't you know that your chances of getting turned down are virtually nill?

The only reason more guys don't do that, is because we know that there's a good possibility that we can go to jail for talking to you.  In Iowa, the law is, if a 911 phone call is made to the police for nearly any suggested domestic assault or sexual  abuse, then someone is going to jail, and guess what, it's very UNUSUAL  for the woman to go to jail. 

Alright, back to the sex ordeal.  I know, I know, YOU WOMEN, are probably thinking that other women and guys think that women are whores or sluts if they have sex with more than one man.  I, for many, disagree with that.  On the contrary my dear friends.  What a beautiful existence it would be!  Although, I do believe men and women are whores or sluts, if they have sex with others just to have sex.  If there are absolutely no feelings, except genital feelings, then he/she is definitely being a whore/slut. 

I guess I can't speak for the rest of us men, but if you women are even cute or sexy in some of the minutest ways, then, yeah, we'd do ya'.  I'm just being honest.  Any guy that says he wouldn't, is probably gay or lying.  Ok, so there are those committed guys, but even the best of them falter, and what makes it even worse, is the fact is that the altar boys have to suffer.WOW!  How fucked up is that!  I just kind of had an epiphany this weekend.  I notice how there are a lot of altar girls these days.  Who came up with that idea?  I think that it kind of hatched out of the bullshit. 

Now, I'm not saying that I had a problem as an altar boy, but what the fuck!  Anyway, back to the men and women sex thing.  After much debate in my head, I have come up with the conclusion.  I'm sure that many others have come up with it, but I don't think that I have ever heard it or seen of it from anyone.

Women are INNIES!!!!  I guess that hatched out of that new condomn commercial.  You know, the one about how you women are wearing it too.  I agree!!  If you look at it that way, I think that the condoms are more yours than ours.  Yeah, technically, we can wear them without you, but, it really is more for your protection then ours.  I guess some study found that women are more likely to get a STD than men.  Now I'm not sure how the study was conducted, so maybe it is skewed.  Hard to say, but it really makes sense to me. 

Anyway, being INNIES, leaves you open to more problems, but at the same time, it shouldn't make you into whores or sluts.  You just need to learn how to keep it together down there.  If it's like swimming in a lake, then, yeah, what the fuck have you been doing?  I know, some of you are just "juicy and loosy" but damn, can a brother hit the sides. If some of us "bigger fellas" ain't hittin' the sides, then I guess you need some work.  Yeah, and some of need some work on our motion, not me of course, then "they" need to ask for a sincere opinion.  Unfortunately, that's not entirely how the how some of the world views it.  The US is pretty poor with our view of sex, me not included, so I guess we'll have to work at it.  HELP ME NOW!! 

Casual sex can be a great leisure experience!  Not only that, but it is GREAT!  Especially when it's good.  Now I know that it isn't always good, but the problem is, that most people are too shy to express themselves.  We all want good sex, but we are sometimes afraid to express ourselves.  If we don't express ourselves IN ADVANCE or during sex, then it usually takes a lot of time to actually experience the sexuality of living. 

"SEX IN THE CITY" did a very fair example of how you women really are and of course, there are many other shows that did a more than accurate example of how men are.  We really are similar when it comes to sex. The real difference really is our emotions.

Saturday, July 08, 2006 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Parties and Nightlife
I don't know about the rest of you, but I really love to party!  I'm not sure what it's doing to me physically, but I know how I feel.  Most of the time, I can get away relatively unscathed.  Meaning that I don't usually have a hangover.  I think it mostly due to the fact that I don't do shots.  Anyway, today I have a little different kind of hangover.  My legs hurt.  I'm not sure what that has to do with drinking, but I have put a few miles on my bike over the last few days.  Maybe that's why their hurting.  Well anyway, I've had it worse, and I don't see an end to my partying anytime soon.  As far as my metal state goes, I don't know how that is affected either.  All I really know is that I really like going out, having drinks, meeting people, and having a good'ol time.  Is life too short, to spend time partying other than sleeping?  Don't get me wrong, I sleep about four to six hours a night, but I usually get some decent party time in.  Not every night I'll have you know, but most of the nights that I don't have my kids.  Those nights are usually devoted to being there for them.  Not alway but most of the time.  Anyway, I suppose that you have to find the times that are right for you.  I spend alot of time working for and on my business practices and ideas.  I know that spending time partying could be better focussed on making my business more prosperous, but at the same time, there's not a whole lot that can be done business wise, at the times that I'm usually partying.  Well, recently I have had more free time on my hands than I should, but I have been unable to get all the pieces together to promote my EMPIRE.  I will be on a mission over the coming months to promote my EMPIRE, so hopefully we'll run into on another out PARTYING!!!!!!!!