What's the deal with you women anyway? If you like to have sex as much or more than men, then why don't you just walk up to us great looking guys and ask? Don't you know that your chances of getting turned down are virtually nill?
The only reason more guys don't do that, is because we know that there's a good possibility that we can go to jail for talking to you. In Iowa, the law is, if a 911 phone call is made to the police for nearly any suggested domestic assault or sexual abuse, then someone is going to jail, and guess what, it's very UNUSUAL for the woman to go to jail.
Alright, back to the sex ordeal. I know, I know, YOU WOMEN, are probably thinking that other women and guys think that women are whores or sluts if they have sex with more than one man. I, for many, disagree with that. On the contrary my dear friends. What a beautiful existence it would be! Although, I do believe men and women are whores or sluts, if they have sex with others just to have sex. If there are absolutely no feelings, except genital feelings, then he/she is definitely being a whore/slut.
I guess I can't speak for the rest of us men, but if you women are even cute or sexy in some of the minutest ways, then, yeah, we'd do ya'. I'm just being honest. Any guy that says he wouldn't, is probably gay or lying. Ok, so there are those committed guys, but even the best of them falter, and what makes it even worse, is the fact is that the altar boys have to suffer.WOW! How fucked up is that! I just kind of had an epiphany this weekend. I notice how there are a lot of altar girls these days. Who came up with that idea? I think that it kind of hatched out of the bullshit.
Now, I'm not saying that I had a problem as an altar boy, but what the fuck! Anyway, back to the men and women sex thing. After much debate in my head, I have come up with the conclusion. I'm sure that many others have come up with it, but I don't think that I have ever heard it or seen of it from anyone.
Women are INNIES!!!! I guess that hatched out of that new condomn commercial. You know, the one about how you women are wearing it too. I agree!! If you look at it that way, I think that the condoms are more yours than ours. Yeah, technically, we can wear them without you, but, it really is more for your protection then ours. I guess some study found that women are more likely to get a STD than men. Now I'm not sure how the study was conducted, so maybe it is skewed. Hard to say, but it really makes sense to me.
Anyway, being INNIES, leaves you open to more problems, but at the same time, it shouldn't make you into whores or sluts. You just need to learn how to keep it together down there. If it's like swimming in a lake, then, yeah, what the fuck have you been doing? I know, some of you are just "juicy and loosy" but damn, can a brother hit the sides. If some of us "bigger fellas" ain't hittin' the sides, then I guess you need some work. Yeah, and some of need some work on our motion, not me of course, then "they" need to ask for a sincere opinion. Unfortunately, that's not entirely how the how some of the world views it. The US is pretty poor with our view of sex, me not included, so I guess we'll have to work at it. HELP ME NOW!!
Casual sex can be a great leisure experience! Not only that, but it is GREAT! Especially when it's good. Now I know that it isn't always good, but the problem is, that most people are too shy to express themselves. We all want good sex, but we are sometimes afraid to express ourselves. If we don't express ourselves IN ADVANCE or during sex, then it usually takes a lot of time to actually experience the sexuality of living.
"SEX IN THE CITY" did a very fair example of how you women really are and of course, there are many other shows that did a more than accurate example of how men are. We really are similar when it comes to sex. The real difference really is our emotions.