Hi everyone, I had the pleasure of interviewing with Mike and Ike recently. So without further adu read on below. There is a forthcoming CAST interview with Mike and Ike, so you might want to subscribe to their blog.
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Cheers,
Evil Matt.
Mike&Ike

WARNING: THERE IS A SILENCE OF THE LAMBS MUSICAL. AVOID IT
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike.
Ike: (English accent) He ain't Ike, but we are both excited as a pedophile who's just discovered Yahoo messenger.
M: Yes, dear friends, it is indeed a frabjous day.
I: Callooh! Callay!
M: For we are taking a trip to New York City.
SALSA FAN VOICES: NEW YORK CITY?
I: That's right. Mike and Ike are headin' for Broadway. Well, near Broadway
M: And why are we heading for near Broadway.
I: I'm glad you asked. We are headin' for near Broadway because we got free tickets to
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I: Can ya frakkin' believe it? I get ta see dancin' zombies, I get ta see dismemberments, and I get peppy show tunes. And I'm getting' it all for free.
M: And how did we get these free tickets, Isaac?
I: Oh, it's quite simple, Michael. We are just too cool for our own egos.
M: And we are passing the coolness along to you, our faithful readers. Not only will you soon be reading a review, as well as our take on the New York theatre scene.
I: It's a whole new group ta piss off. Can't wait.
M: We also have not one, but TWO very special interviews with the cast and crew.
I: Of a show that's playin' near Broadway.
M: Haven't we been banned from a couple of theatres in Ohio that "did not wish to be associated with our kind of humor?"
I: Yes, we have.
M: Didn't we get an email saying that we "owed the entire Northeastern Ohio theatre community an apology" for pretty much the same reason?
I: Yes, we did.
M: And even after all THIS goodness, do we not have an interview with an actual movie star coming up (Hint: He was in Waiting for Guffman)
I: Yes, we do.
M: Are we gloating?
I: Yes, we are.
M: Okay. Just wanted to make sure. Our first
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M: interview is with Matt Olmstead, who runs the musical's official Myspace page. The man's got over 33,000 friends on it, so he's got to be doing something right.
I: In addition ta bein' the show's voice ta the fans for the New York production, he's played the character Scotty, he designed and constructed the special effects, props, and set, and built and operated several puppets (4 at one time apparently) in the Toronto run before it hit the big time. He's also a teacher, a scientist, the owner of several large publishin' companies, a spy, and current holder of the Miss Nude World title.
M: For the New York production, he is credited as Web Designer/Web promotions and (Oh, do I love this) Blood Delivery Systems Consultant, with a man named Peter Higgins. We don't know who you are, sir, but you worked on this show, so we like you.
I: We caught up with Matt at his day job, workin' the drive-through at a Burger King in Toronto.
M: There wasn't a line, so we were able to ask him a few questions.
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Matt: Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order, please?
M: Matt, it's Mike and Ike.
M2: Oh, hey, guys. We can do this until a car shows up.
I: No prob. Okay, first question: How bloody is this thing?
M2: That's a trade secret. Seriously . . . we swore ourselves to secrecy back in the day. .
Lots is a very good answer though.
It's funny. I have heard many different volumes of blood quoted in the media for our show... all wrong. Only about 5 people actually know the numbers. Of course, we use several TYPES of blood too... sticky blood to hit Ash in the face with the Blood Delivery System... runny blood for the audience (stretches the budget and cleans out better)... FX blood for adding wounds (it's a jelly like substance)... etc.
M: Matt continued to refuse our request for exact gallonage until we agreed to a secret ceremony involving peyote, The O' Reilly Factor, and genital mutilation.
I: But we know. Oh, yes. We know.
M: Do you want to know?
I: Ask Matt.
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M: When you were designing the special effects, did you study the Grand Guignol at all?
M2: A very intelligent person asked me that the other day. I never realized that we were reforming a 120 year old theatre tradition. We mainly did the special effects by the seat of our pants. There was a hardware store near the theatre that had to deal with some pretty strange requests. Every day we'd show up and go through their stockroom, asking for things that could squirt, spray, flap, spring and explode. My basement ended up looking like a real mad scientist's lair.
I: How cool a song is What the Fuck was That? Cause it's the coolest song title in history.
M2: It's really cool. It's Ash and Scotty trying to figure out what's going on and what to do next. It hits you right out of a very dramatic moment in the show where the energy is really high then WHAMMO! they're singing this crazy song about disbelief and escape and the ridiculousness of the whole situation. It gets better from there . . . there's some tango in there and there's a grand tri-tette—Is that a word?
I: What's it mean?
M2: It's a duet plus one, with Ash, Scotty, and Demon Cheryl.
I: Works for me.
M2: It was a bit scary doing the show for an audience for the first time because of all the swearing. Scotty has a real sailor mouth, and says some very VERY racy things. We wondered if that would kill the show before it even got started, but the audience LOVED it. People got in trouble for singing the song at work. My brother got sent home from school for wearing a t-shirt with "What the Fuck was That" on it (We sold them during our second run). It was a hit.
M: When did you know you had the audience?
M2: I knew we had them when the whole house broke out in laughter after the third repetition of "What a stupid bitch!" (I know... but it's funny in context) and started hooting and hollering. The show as a whole knew we had them when the cabin came alive for the first time and the crowd went just as insane as Ash. By the end of act 1 we knew we had a great show.
Of course this was all on the 2nd night of the show as the first night was performed outside during the blackout and all rules were out the door (along with the set, puppets and band...)
M: Wait a minute. You did a show during the East coast blackout?
M2: Yeah. Our opening night performance was August 14 2003.
We hauled what we could of the set out onto the lawn of the theatre and set up shop under a tree. The show started at dusk lit by candles, flashlights and car headlights. The band was a ragtag trio of our sound designer on a snare drum, our keyboardist on a borrowed micro-cassio running on 4 D-cells, and our guitarist on the theatre's back room acoustic that fell out of tune by the end of each song.
We roamed the neighborhood yelling that we were doing a show and lo and behold 350 people showed up. That was our largest audience until a year later in Montreal.
By the time the zombies started popping up, getting killed and popping up again it was fully dark and CREEPY! A zombie musical in a silent city. Perfection.
When the blackout actually occurred I was 25 feet above the stage fixing our giant Necronomicon (that opened and closed to display pages of the text during the show) and I just about broke my neck getting off that ladder while bitterly yelling at our lighting designer Gareth to turn the lights back on.
We got a good amount of press for our "Show must go on" attitude, and the rest is history... in the making.
I did have my greatest ever theatre line during that show. All the cast members looked at me like I was crazy as I climbed a large tree in the middle of our impromptu play space in front of the theatre in the middle of our big opening song and dance number "Cabin in the woods".
They realized what I was up to when my lyrics came up
"In a few hours you will see me
doing the nasty in a Tree!"
As I humped a large tree branch, swung down to the ground with one arm, and joined in the dancing like it was all choreographed.
M: What happens when things just don't go right during the show, or has it been blessed?
M2: This show has never been blessed with anything except a great concept and a lot of people who are unwilling to give up on it. We have faced blackouts, strange reviews, crazy audience members (REALLY CRAZY sometimes), broken props, broken actors, blood failures, lighting and sound breakdowns, and more blood-fried mics than I can count. However there's always been a core group that simply steps up and gets something to work before that curtain has to open again.
I have walked on stage as the curtain opens on the show while handing a drill off to an assistant stage manager. I have picked breakable glass out of my face. It's not about how bad things get... it's about how good we make it in spite of the disasters.
Personally... I LOVE the challenge. Whenever a director said "I wish we could do X, but it's impossible" I would try to have it working in 2 days.
I: This is my next most important question, after the blood one: How hot are the zombie chicks?
M2: Very very hot. George and Chris like to mention that they are the minority in this case. Straight guys writing and producing Musical theatre. They also want to hit a much stronger male market with this show and they have cast some very fine looking ladies to get all bloodied up on stage. The female characters also have different styles... sexbomb Shelly, nerdy but cute sister Cheryl and perky Linda. It's like Charlie's Angels style zombies. That sounds like fun. Evil Dead vs. Charlie's Angels!
I: If it were porn, I'd watch it. By the way, how come we ain't been in your top Myspace friends yet? We sold tickets, man!
M2: I get this a lot... have you ever tried to find ONE specific person amongst 33,000 friends to put them on that list? I do have a system now for finding people so... Ike, you may just give your day in the sun. Mike... sorry... can't do it brother.
M: I see.
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M: And now, Matt, we end the interview like we end all interviews, with the famous questionnaire written by some Frenchman. Tell us, what is you favorite word for breasts?
M2: Boobies. It's got a roundness to it that lends itself to the body part. Must be those to O's side by side.
I: What's your least favorite word that rhymes with chair?
M2: Éclair. Come on now... you translate that tasty treat out of French and you are eating LIGHTNING!! What a waste of a name.
M: What turns you on more: Jessica Alba in a kiddie pool filled with Jell-O or the fact that you have a much better health care system than America?
M2: Health care 10 to 1. As an independent contractor in every damn job I do... I rely on our health system since I'll never get actual health care benefits. But... if I'm feeling healthy... what flavour Jell-O?
I: What turns ya off more: Ron Jeremy in a kiddie pool filled with Jell-O or the fact that Keanu Reeves has a career?
M2: I met Ron Jeremy at Just for Laughs in 2004 when performing with Evil Dead... Keanu can win Oscars for all I care... just keep that kiddie pool full of hairy McLongman to yourself. (You washed it before you gave it to Jessica right?)
M: What's your favorite word that you can't say on television?
M2: I am a Canadian. If it can't be said on television, then those words simply don't exist to us (until we use them on stage). I guess in honour of Scotty it would have to be Bitch.
I: What sound, noise, or body function d'ya love?
M2: I love the sound of a train in the distance and I think that the production of Insulin by the pancreas is pretty sweet.
I: What sound or noise d'ya hate more: fingers on a blackboard or Celine Dion?
M2: Celine Dion. Why... WHY does she keep telling people she's Canadian? Couldn't we stop with Mike Myers, John Candy and Wayne Gretski to represent us? ... even Shonia Twain is decent... but Celene... bah!
M: What legal or illegal drug would you like to have the corner on?
M2: Tylenol 3. It's a pain killer! No! It's a party drug! Stop! You're both right!
I: What would ya do for a Klondike bar?
M2: Shrug apathetically and say "Meh?" (Not a big fan)
M: And finally, assuming, of course, Heaven exists, who do you think really deserves a good smiting right now?
M2: I'm not the vengeful god type. I would hand out some minor smiting to anyone who does a job that trades morals for cash. I do believe in karma though... so watch out! I would also like to hand out a micro-smiting to anyone who has sold their dreams for cash. I see to many sad, dead-inside looking commuters. "Bzzzzaaap! Wake up! Do what you love... at least part time!"
I: And then suddenly there was a car beepin' behind us, so we got a couple a Whoppers and drove off inta the night. By the way, another reason we think Matt's a higher life form: He told us he'd like ta see the show done with puppets for TV. That gave me such a warm fuzzy.
M: And there you go. Coming soon, an interview with the cast and maybe, if you're really lucky, the writer and director of
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I: Namaste.
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I: Oh yeah! We are #2 on the show's band/soundtrack page now, so we're happy.
M: And if you're at all interested in finding out about my recent death and revivification, please read Reader Mail .47 and DC Comics Presents World Without a Mike.
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I: Whore whore whore.