My real name is Jay, AKA "The Fat Kid", AKA "Gimme Dem Two Sammitches".  My boy DXL brought me onto his show almost 5 years ago now, and we've had some great times doin this show.  We've got alot of great interviews as well, my personal favorite being my main man Jay-Z.  I just got a new job which is alright for now.  When I ain't workin, I'm eatin plain and simple.  If I ain't thinkin bout eatin, you better be worried cuz I'm probably thinkin bout robbin ya.  Kidding...maybe.  In closing I just wanna say that The Bounce sucks fat hairy balls, and their brokeback morning show is corny as all hell.  If you wanna hear real hip hop radio the way its supposed to be, peep me and DXL on The Evil Petting Zoo.  Peace out bitches.

My real name is Derek and I've lived in Edmonton for my whole life (26 years).  Along side my boy Thero I've hosted and produced an extremely successful hip hop radio show for 7 years and running on CJSR FM88.5.  I've also had success as a club dj spinning the hottest hip hop and R&B joints since I was 18.  I work my monday to friday at Rawlco Radio's Magic 99 FM, here in Edmonton as a producer.  I've had the opportunity to interview some of today's best artists such as Jay-Z, Juelz Santana, Classified, Jordan Croucher, Jay Bizzy, Choclair, Busta Rhymes, Jelleestone, Chamillionaire and Rick Ross.  As I keep working hard and hustlin to make my name known elsewhere I look to keep my interview game on point.  Our radio show is getting more and more recognition as time goes on and we keep setting our sights higher.  Our style of comedy and music is very different from anything you hear on mainstream radio.  I love my city and plan to keep reppin it to the fullest.  If you wanna hear the best duo on the radio, peep the EPZ!

So, Thero, Fatty Matty and I decide that we're gonna sit outside and enjoy the awesomeness of Banff. No sooner than we pound 5 beers each do we see this huge frickin moose off in the distance. Thero and I decide to approach the moose, me, continuously calling it "kitty". Matty, not completly use to the antics of DXL and Thero tries to convince us that this is a very bad idea and to sit down and drink some more. After being bitten by a moose last time (story for another time) I decide that its all or nothing. We get up to the moose and Thero offers it his hot dog (which is shocking to me because Thero is giving away food). So I climb up in this tree and right when "Kitty" is underneath me I drop down and hang on for dear life. I was expecting him to jump up or something but he just swung his head around trying to make me fall off. I managed to hang on for about 10 seconds and just as I was about to meet those huge antlers and become DXL-kabobs I grabbed a tree branch and pulled myself up to safety. Seeing this Thero and Fatty Matty laughed so hard they fell over. Great vacation!