K... So I saw someone post a bulletin with the "10 things idiots do on myspace" and it totally SUCKED. So here is the REAL top ten STUPID, IDIOTIC, RETARDED AS FUCK things people do on myspace. Enjoy.

EDIT: NEW Number one :

The number one stupid thing people do is NOT LISTEN TO DUPID. I know what I"m talking about damnit...

K, now enjoy the real list :)
Number TEN:

Now I know you all got that girl (or sometimes guy) on your list who for some stupid reason decides that EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN TIME she posts up a new picture, You guys HAVE to know about it, and you HAVE to comment it. So you see:
"Hey guys, check out my new pic!!"
Hey guess what?! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN NEW PIC! YOU LOOK THE SAME AS YESTERDAY, BITCH!



Number NINE:

People who repeatedly post those little survey things. Sure... I'll admit, I've filled a couple out in my day.. but atleast I'm smart enough to realize that NOBODY GIVES A FUCK AND NOBODY'S READING IT!!! Good job on just wasting a half hour of your life filling out some survey that NOBODY'S gonna read. Here's a cookie.



Number EIGHT:

The "ANGLES". Nobody wants to see the top of your goddamn head!!! Or you eyeball.... Or you thigh.... or up your nose even!! Learn how to take pics!! Or... just throw away your camera cuz obviously no one wants to see the real you anyways. or else you'd post it!



Number SEVEN

TOP 8! "OH EM GEE YOU'RE ON MY TOP8! WHY AM I NOT ON YOURS!?!!??" Maybe it's because... YOU SUCK!! and I dont want you there!!! If you were important enough.... You'd be there!
Or maybe because I could care less about who's on my goddamn top 8! Top 8 ISN'T "The most important people in your life who you care about and NOBODY else matters!" IT'S A FUCKING TOP 8!! I CAN'T FIT EVERYONE THERE GODDAMNIT!!! Go cry more!



Number SIX:

THE BULLETIN:

"If you don't send this bulletin out TONIGHT, a crazy drunken hunter will knock at your door asking for circus peanuts!! He will taunt you with a duck call and a deer head and will lead you on a chase and you will get shot in the back with an arrow. In your last moments of life you will meet a singing fish."

OH EM GEE BETTER RE-POST IT!!!



Number FIVE:

Friend forwarding. "Hey! If you add yourself to this friend train you'll get 50 new friend requests! OH EM GEE!"

Who honestly wants MORE friends? THAT BAD! Get a life. GODDAMN.



Number FOUR:

The annoying fucking people who spam celebrity myspaces. If I could seriously go and find these fuckers where they live and eat their un-born, I WOULD. You go to a fucking celebrity's page like Tila, Justin Timberlake, Panic at the disco.... and all you see is pages and pages of comments that just say:

OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!
ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!ADDDDDDDD ME!!!

WHO WOULD WANT TO ADD YOUR ANNOYING AS FUCK WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS!! GO cut your wrists please! You are the SOUL reason celebrity's HATE random people and never respond. It's not cuz they think they're better than you... (well ya...) But it's because randoms are fuckin gay and because of people like you!



(Ok, I know ALL of you can agree with this one because I KNOW that you all have atleast 1-5 of these MORONS on your list. If not... then you probably ARE the moron....)

Number THREE:

The morons who click on that goddamn bulletin that says "Hey check out this hot chic" "Oh em gee I got a free ring tone!" "Hey look! My dick's bigger!!" or ofcourse..... "OH EM GEE A REAL MYSPACE TRACKER!!"

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHEN ARE YOU MORONS GONNA FUCKIN LEARN!?
When you click on that.. it goes to a site usually that looks ALOT like myspace's login page. (Oh em gee!) How the hell did you get logged out? WTF? So you type in your email and password like a complete and total MORON! SIIIIIIIKE!! You just gave away your password!! GG DOUCHE BAG!!! So now you've become that complete and total moron who's posting those stupid bulletins over and over again. Good Job!


Number TWO:

THE DUMB FUCKS WHO FALL FOR NUMBER THREE AND WHO ARE THAT FUCKING STUPID TO ACTUALLY NOT CHANGE THEIR PASSWORD AFTER!!!Are you FUCKIN retarded?? Do you honestly NOT see all those bulletins that are being posted on YOUR account? Are you completely and totally oblivious to your own stupidity? It's not that hard to do. It's a SIMPLE solution!
Seriously... GROW A BRAAAAAAAAIN!


OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! The number you all have been waiting for!

The Number ONE stupid thing people do on myspace:

The number one complete and totally fuckin retarded thing people do on myspace. Nothing tops this. NOTHING.

In this particular scenario it's hard for me to decide who the TRUE moron is. Either... The girl POSTING the fake pics of "herself" or the DUMB FUCK that actually falls for it! Honestly? Are you seriously THAT retarded that you think that this extremely hot, beautiful, gorgeous babe with 5 or less tiny teeney little microscopic pictures on her myspace REALLY wants to ride YOUR nuts? YOU! Of ALL PEOPLE! Or that complete and total babe that claims to play "Halo" 24-7 and has NO real life friends. and every single one of her comments are from halo geeks. (shutup) and she NEVER changes her pictures. and she has about a total of 100 friends. You really think THAT attractive of a girl sits on her ass 24-7 playin halo with YOU? YA RIGHT! If she was home that much, I'm sure she'd be taking more pictures of herself to update her page atleast once a DECADE or so! Take a look at who you're REALLY playing with:

Say HELLO TO MISS FATTY PANTS!!!!



AKA: PMS SeXySniPeR187

That's right! You've been playing with/cybering with THAT sexy beast. How's it feel?

Don't worry! You're not the ONLY pathetic piece of shit here tho... No no... Think about how WORTHLESS this chic has to be to actually take the time and make a FAKE myspace with fake pics and a whole entire FAKE life planned out. She honestly checks this shit everyday and pretends it's really her? How pathetic? How worthless? Go play in traffic. Kthanx.

This amazingly retarded fucking countdown was brought to you by yours truely, the ONE & ONLY, StupidDupid

Thank you, come again.

Well vegas was fun :D Partied it up. Chilled with cool people. Realized I'm better at halo 1 than 2. OWNED SL33P3R BIG TIME!! HAHAHA

& Met alot of really cool people like....

Grasshopper

Chantal/Maihem/Not fairy 1 (OH EM GEE!)

Jess/LegoSavingDiva (hot pink haired girl) :D

Peannut

Skillz and Legend pimps

Jason

Ghost's twin

and other neat people who I can't think of right now cuz I'm stupid.

Now I'm home and I'm sick as hell :( But here's some pics from the awesomeness :D





Fairy One, me, Amy, and Sanghi :D



I look stoned....







awe...




I RAPE!!



(siiike!!)

Oh Em Gee it's THE Walshy

Bathroom partay!!

jerk...


owned


RAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!

owned


owned


owned

owned


owned


Chillin with Kill3n - episode one - coming to a theatre near you

Obviously there was a party out by the rainbow van that ya'll didn't know about...

Grasshopper, me, T2, and Xena (raaaaaaaaape)

I'll be workin on the bigger vid ;)

IF ANYBODY HAS ANY MORE PICS FROM VEGAS MESSAGE ME PLEASE :D THANX!!

[SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE BEST VIDS FROM KORN]

I was kinda pissed cuz we got there late cuz her car was fuckin up and we were just late... but ya... :( We pulled in when flyleaf was already singin Fully Alive. and by the time we finally got all the way up to our 4th row seats [ ;) ] she was already done with So Sick and then we got to watch her sing one song... :( but the rest of the show RAAAAAAAAAAAPED! here's some pics and vids and shiz... :) enjoy

why was this music playing?? lol

Stone Sour



Deftones


KORN!


Look at that fuckin sweet mic.




awe..









This is how our view COULD have been... if we weren't so cool :) Up with all the saud throwing freaks...

Korn intro...

[coming undone]

[sorry so shakey... lol]

Needless to say... we got FUCKIN SOAKED.

"Fuck, that's alot of fuckin confetti..." lol



I got a couple more vids... like with him and his bag pipes and shiz.. I'll upload em later.

It's the Fourth of July
The time of your life
The time you've always been waiting for
 
Wrapped up so tight in your shell
All the pressure is building. 
What will happen?
Only time will tell...
 
You have everything you need 
With so much potential 
Can you exceed?
With such high expectations... 
 
You've been loaded with everything
you could possibly need. 
To become part of the most beautiful light show 
that anyone has ever seen. 
 
Everyones waiting 
They're all watching
They've come to see you 
You're all they're waiting for
 
The time is now
All lined up in a row
All with your own unique characteristics
All ready to put on an amazing show
 
But you were special
You were made differently
 
You were meant to be the best
Most amazing one of them all
Meant to be so beautiful
So perfect, without any flaw
 
You had the most potential
You were better than them all
They were all going to be so amazed
as they would all stare in awe
 
You were meant to be so perfect
So special and so unique
 
With such precision
The fuses were all lit
One by one
He lit them all
 
They all watched 
With their heads raised up high
While the thunderous explosions
filled up the midnight sky
 
It was so beautiful
It's what they were waiting for
They all loved it
They all cheered for more.
 
But what happened? 
Where was the most beautiful one of them all?
Why is that one missing? 
Why was it left behind?
 
You lay there lifeless
Your fuse burnt down to it's core
Nobody even noticed....
That amazing one that didn't even go
 
As he looks down at you in shame
He lets out a sigh 
You were meant to be so perfect
His expectations were so high
 
He slowly bends down
As he wonders why
Why did the most amazing one of them all
Have to be the ONLY one to not fly
 
He shakes his head one last time
Before tossing you away
Nobody will ever know
They'll never wonder why 
 
Why the most amazing explosive
Was never meant to fly 

Ok.... so apparently I'v started some trend.... I hadn't really noticed it.. but I guess I like to fuck kids hair up at these events?

Here's a few of my specialty's :)

enjoy :)

The official "White Boy Fro-Bill"

(I'll get a side veiw soon... The front is actually a "Bill" like on a baseball hat.. Ya, I know. I'm amazing :)

The "Toxic Pimp-A-Saurus"

K... now these kids... Got officially FUCKED. Lol... well they pissed me off a lil by keeping me up ALL FREAKING NIGHT before we had to play in our 4v4 the next day in Chicago... I didn't get a single minute of sleep cuz of these lil fuckers. So when they "unfortunately" (for them) fell asleep in the middle of the day. I destroyed them. :)