I just can't help but fight back a little chuckle as I think to myself how some day, probably in the far and distant future, you lame-ass little online-journal loving internet/IM junkies are gonna pay so very dearly for somehow managing to get me signed up on this over-trendy, piece-of-crap, little shit-bucket of a website. I don't know how, exactly, it is that you will pay but one thing is sort-of, almost, nearly certain (maybe) and that is that you will pay somehow...maybe. But until that time, I'm sure that you're all just a barrel of giggles now, huh?? I mean, LOOK! HOLY CRAP! It's a picture of ME, ALMOST 5 YEARS AGO, drunker than the drunkest skunk that you ever did see skunk the drunk...and I'm doing a HAND-STAND!!!!! Wow. Now we can all die having lived a complete and fulfilled life...right? (I hope not)I've said it before and I guess I'm gonna have to say it again:"It's late and I'm tired and therefore I am going to bed. Oh yeah, and this website is dumb."

Answer ONLY guilty or not guilty. 1. Dated outside your race? Not guilty 2. Given a hickey? guilty 3. Gotten a hickey? guilty 4. Sung in the shower? guilty 5. Spit in someone's Drink? not guilty, although i watched cathy mauck spit in dennis siems drink at a football game freshman year and didn't say anything...it was fucking hilarious 6. Dumped someone? Guilty 7. Been dumped? sort of half-guilty 8. Opened your christmas presents early? Guilty 9. Lied to a friend? Guilty 10. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? Guilty 11. Played a Computer game for more than 5 hours? Guilty...guilty...guilty... 12. Ran through the sprinklers naked? Guilty. 13. Ate food that fell on the floor? Guilty 14. Went outside naked? guilty 15. Flashed somebody? very guilty 16. Mooned somebody? even more guilty 17. Been on stage? guilty 18. Made someone cry? unfortunately, very very guilty 19. Been in a parade? guilty 20. Been in a school/church play? guilty...but it's ok because i was Jesus!! 21. Drank beer? Guilty...alot. 22. Gotten detention? guilty 23. Been on a plane? Guilty 24. Been on a cruise? Not Guilty 25. Broken into a house? Guilty 26. Gotten a tattoo? guilty (marc you pussy) 27. Gotten piercings? guilty (marc you pussy II) 29. Gotten into a shouting match Guilty 30. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose? guilty 31. Laughed so hard it hurt? Guilty 32. Tripped on your own feet? Guilty 33. Cried yourself to sleep? Guilty 34. Cried in public? not guilty 35. Thrown up in public? Not Guilty 36. Lied to your parents? Guilty 37. Skipped class? Extremely Guilty 38. Cried so hard you threw up? not guilty 39. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs? not guilty, since you had to throw the word "real" in there (haha, so sad yet so true) 40. Tried smoking? Guilty...and I AM having a smoke right now!