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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 23
Sign: Virgo

State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/22/2006

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Saturday, August 09, 2008 
Food for thought:

You are dating your favorite JRocker and you guys decide to hit the streets of New York for vacation. While you guys are holding hands, what appears to be a straight man walks up to your hubby and asks him out, mistakening him for a female.

Thoughts that should run through your mind:

I knew I shouldn't have let "enter name here" borrow my eye-liner...
FUCK! My boyfriend is hotter than I am!
Do I look like a lesbian to you?
No seriously, is my boyfriend hotter than I am?

A funny ending:

Your man says yes, in his deep JRocker voice.
Your hubby looks at the guy, evaluates him, contemplates saying yes, then decides he can do better.
Your JRocker boyfriend proceeds to unzip his pants.

Lesson Learned:

Asian guys can have hotter bodies and faces than you.
Traps are fun.
If cross dressing was more popular in America, we'd have less homophobes.
Your boyfriend is definitely hotter than you.

Sunday, April 20, 2008 

My brother and I woke up at 5 AM to take a ride to the city with my dad. There, we arrived at the Javits center located on 34-39th Street in Manhattan around 6:30 AM to find a line of about 200 comic/anime geeks all waiting anxiously to enter the premises - most of whom had all weekend passes, unlike my Saturday ONLY pass… (From which I purchased online months before.) Which brings me to wonder exactly what time those people began lining up… By the way, the place officially opens at 10 AM… So apparently I'm a geek too. I figured taking public transportation would take a lot longer and I was right. We entered the building at 8 AM to wait the rest of the time. The lines had already lost its order as promotional gifts were being tossed into the crowd of crazy fans, ranging from Ben 10 cardboard things, to bags that advertised something, or small Batman figurines. By then, no one was in the order they lined up in outside the building, as people pushed forward and around to get up front, after having to walk a circle for a mile… When 10 AM came, almost everyone had the goal of rushing to the back of the building to acquire the tickets for specific artist signatures. This included T.M. Revolution, Alex Ross, Stan Lee, etc… My brother wanted Stan Lee and Alex Ross and I figured TMR's signing tickets would be at the same booth, so I lined up with him, only to make it to the 269th place or something (after sprinting through booths) and so he was unable to get Stan Lee, but got the Alex Ross ticket.

Now the TMR tickets were being given out at a booth NEXT to where all the other tickets were given out. (Darn worker gave me the wrong info… Should have read closely on the site…) and so I was pissed that I had to get on another line. My brother had wanted TMR's signature as well so we waited, pretty sure we'd get an autograph ticket since 200 were supposed to be given out and the line wasn't that long. You had to buy merchandise in order to acquire a ticket (which was fine by me… I bought pins), but to my horror, the LAST TICKET was given out to the person in front of me… WTFBBQSAUCE?! Now the staff there said that TMR would continue to sign if time permitted, after all the ticketed people had their chance. Seeing as the signing was scheduled for 1:30-3:00 PM, it didn't seem to look like a big problem. But there were many problems…

After walking around the booths for a bit so that my brother could shop for comic stuff, we walked over to where TMR was set to sign 45 minutes earlier, making it in the top 10 in the line. Now I knew if we explained our no-ticket situation, something would be done, and so my brother and I were the first on a separated line consisting of fans without the ticket for TMR's signature. As it came close to 2:15, we were informed that TMR would be leaving the booth at 2:30. We stayed in our line for one hour, waiting for the chance, which we had since we were just a few feet away with only 10 or less ticket holder's left. Suddenly, some of TMR's staff said that he had to leave, despite it only being about 2:22 and that the signatures could only have been promised to the ones with tickets. Now I had stood on line for almost two hours, being moved back and forth and TMR was only 5 feet away. (No pictures were allowed, although a few did from a distance - ME) I was not about to be ushered off without an autograph.

My brother started waving at TMR, who had not even gotten up from his chair after the last ticket holder had left. He made eye contact, smiled to my brother and gestured for us to come over. And so SCREW WHATEVER YOU STAFF WORKERS JUST SAID, T.M. Revolution just told us to go over… And so we did, while the staff members/Comic Con staff started shouting, "Oh, it was a mistake, he's still signing…"

As I got up to him, he was smiling and looked way better than I had seen him in any photo. He is awesome. I thanked him and he responded with a friendly "No problem." He signed the Comic Con Booklet (which was supposed to be the only thing he'd sign for time issues.), I shook his hand, he smiled and I thanked him again as I floated off. Shortly after, my brother followed after getting his autograph and handshake…

That feeling was… Amazing… Sticking it to the staff members I mean. LMAO. When in this situation, make eye contact with the star as he or she is the boss. I was relieved as we went over to the Alex Ross signing for my brother. Probably only a handful of minutes later, we heard screaming as TMR left. I fear less than only 10 people after my brother and I got TMR's autograph… I feel for them, I really do…

After my brother got Alex Ross to sign and take a picture with Alex Ross (who is REALLY down to earth by the way - he spent a good few minutes with each person as he signed their stack of comics or 30 sets of picture frames or showed off their tattoo… I was fumbling with my camera for what seemed like a minute, and he just continued to shake my brother's hand and smiled…), we set off to other booths to hunt for merchandise and stuff for my brother to buy/get signed. I had just gone to this thing for TMR. One out of two tasks had been completed already. The concert at night was free and was the only thing I was waiting for… I got free stuff here and there, including manga previews and posters, meaning the only thing I spent there were on the tickets for the convention, TMR pins, and cold Cookie Dough frostie…

At 5 PM, we sat through the premiere of the award-winning anime movie, "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time" until it ended at 7 PM. The Javits center had closed up everything else, save the IGN Theater where TMR was scheduled to perform 9 PM that night. The line already had what seemed over 200 people on it… It was CRAZY… Regardless of this, at 8 PM we entered and sat around as the cameraman displayed the crowd on giant screens. People with costumes, drawings, hot images of TMR, etc from the crowd were displayed on the screen so that we would be occupied. (People with signs offering to have TMR's baby were also present, willing to "yaoi with TMR", marry him, etc…) I was sort of in the middle/back - maybe about 50-60 feet away. I had a good view and angle of everything. Finally, the concert began.

I, as any other attendee of one of TMR's concerts, can definitely say that he brings on an AWESOME SHOW… His voice is powerful, he's got so much energy, and his hair stays practically perfect throughout the entire show. He had a long black leather trenchcoat looking outfit at first, which I knew was WAY TOO HOT for all those spotlights on him… In the middle of the concert he took it off to reveal a smexy black, tight sleeveless shirt, tied on by strings in a shoelace fashion, so that you could see his bare back. Towards the end, he took off THAT and underneath was a loose black tank-top thing with his back showing. The dude poured water over his chest during one of his fast-paced songs, making girls' screams go crazy… His hair stayed intact really well BTW…

He'd done mostly Gundam Seed and Gundam Seed Destiny songs, a few from his new album coming up, and as the finale, "Heart of Sword" from Rurouni Kenshin. That was what everyone was waiting for. After that "final song," some people left, but seeing as the lights were still off, I stood in place. I knew something was up and shortly after, TMR came on the stage again, wearing the official Comic Con t-shirt for his event (Which was available for purchase at his booth.). He sang two songs for the encore and assured us he'd return. In all, he sang 12 songs… IT WAS AWESOME… The concert was scheduled until 10 PM, but it ended up half an hour longer… T.M. Revolution is KING.

I returned home around 11 PM. My legs were dying, but I didn't care… TMR was the only reason I'd gone to that thing and I had everything I'd wanted that day… Oh, and if you're wondering, yes I've washed these hands. He's still human you know… :P

VIEW MY PICS FOR SHOTS FROM COMIC CON 2008!


Friday, December 07, 2007 

Current mood:  annoyed
Category: Blogging
This was a Bulliten I decided to make into a Blog entry to keep for eternity...

December 07, 2007

This is the rambling result of some visitor to my site that visited my site this morning and afternoon to state that "My Site Sucks" and that he/she (probably a he) could do better and asked that he upload some stuff to my site. First off:

1. My site as of now, does not accept donated graphics.

2. The poster's tagname was japanesekid88 - How much do you want to bet he's not Japanese?

3. The kid was spamming and flamming my site from a Brooklyn Public Library... -___-

Now for my rambling. Please COMMENT ON THIS BULLETIN if you have an opinion or feel I've insulted you somehow LOL.

In short, I dislike how people- more specifically non-asian people impersonate Japanese people just because they like anime. Far too often I see things like:

Name : Natsumi
Age: 415
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Comment: "Watashi...omoide ni wa naranai sa."

OMFG. Fine, I can take that you wished you lived a few hundred years since this is the internet, and it's another thing to Role Play, but if you fight with me that you're Japanese, that the sentences you're talking to me in Romaji aren't off some "Basic Japanese Quote" site, then you've got to think I'm fuckin retarded. What's better is that when I post Kanji, they claim that they can read it but refuse to write back to me with it for some odd reason. Or better- do what I do- use online translators...

Fuck, you have no idea how Japanese culture really is You just assume it's exactly the same as what you see in Anime. It's one thing to be a really big fan of anime and love their culture, then take Japanese courses and visit Japan. But if you continue to state that you're Japanese and that everyone around you should believe you for some odd reason (Who the fuck cares what you are? You're fucking human, and that's all that matters.), and then link your myspace page containing photos of your non-asian self in front of a Pizza shop in Queens or some shit...

See, I wouldn't get pissed if you'd just use it as an alias. It's when you go around making sure everyone knows you're Japanese that bothers me. Asians are a bit more conservative than that in most cases.

Ah, but quite the opposite, I duck and hide when I see a fellow Asian act like a white person who thinks he's black. LOL Sorry if I'm too specific. But I live in New York and you see a lot of white people that wish they were black. Now change that image to a spikey-haired Asian (with or without glasses) acting like that white guy. Oh the pain... I had friends like that in High School and my brother does it all the time. Every time my brother enters the house going, and I QUOTE (please don't get offended)

"Wat up son? Yo, chill nigga!"

I slap him upside the head. It's for all people out there that actually own their blackness.. You can thank me later. (rolls eyes) So do you see what I mean? DO black people get offended when white people use that "N" word? Now would black people get offended when Asian ppl use that word?

Next time you send me something in Romaji and wish you were Japanese, think about my ghetto brother whom I think will get capped in Brooklyn for saying something he shouldn't. In short...

DO YOU HATE IT WHEN ASIANS ACT BLACK?
DO YOU HATE IT WHEN WHITE PEOPLE ACT BLACK?
THEN HATE IT WHEN WHITE/BLACK PEOPLE ACT ASIAN!

(Don't hate... That's a strong word... Just shake your head... It's their identity crisis... Be proud of your nationality/ethnicity.)

Oh, I didn't even tell you the time my brother started quoting from the Godfather movies with an "Italian Accent"... Every fuckin time we entered an Italian restaurant, the people sitting in the booths stared at us... Oh yeah, we're the ONLY Asians in the restaurant and my brother is trying to explain how "Mozzarella" isn't pronounced "Mozz-er-ell-a" but "Mozz-er-ell" with an "Italian Accent"....... (And hand motions... Don't forget about the "Italian Hand Motions"......)

He can do the tongue curls and speaks Russian too, because he attends a Technical High School that teaches only Russian...

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Evidentally I can't take my brother out to public places without the fear of getting shot. Hah.


- Phoenix

COMMENT TO THIS IF YOU HAVE AN OPINION
Sunday, June 24, 2007 

Current mood:  sleepy

1. What's your name?
___________

2. Do you like your name? Why or why not?
No. Like 5 other people in the room usually have different variations of it as well.

3. What's your favorite color?
Red

4. What's your favorite band/singer?
None

5. What's your favorite song?
None

6. Do you have any pets? If so, what are they? What are their names?
They died.


7. What color are the walls in your room?
Off White.

8. Do you have any siblings? If so, are they older or younger? What gender? How many?
Two younger brothers

9. Do you hate your life? Why or why not?
Yes. Because it's wasted.

10. What are your fetishes?
None.

11. Who do you love?
Define love...

12. Are you a virgin?
Yes.

13. Do you have any STDs?
No.
 
14. Are you ugly or pretty?
You tell me...

15. Are you fat or skinny?
Skinny

16. Are you bulimic/anorexic?
I'm naturally skinny bitches. Yay for high metabolism! *eats a burger in your face*

17. What's your favorite food?
Chicken

18. What labels would you use to describe yourself?
Pessimistic, Quiet, Sarcastic, Low Self-Esteem

19. Do you wish you had more/less friends? Or are you happy with the amount of friends you have?
I can count the amount of friends I have on one hand. Anymore would require more hands...

20. Do you like records, tapes, CDs, or mp3s best?
MP3s are easier to acquire/steal.

21. Do you have any talents? What are they?
Making you cry bitch.

22. Do you play any instruments? What are they?
Flute, Piano, Working on Drums.

23. What song are you listening to right this very instant?
My computer humming.

24. Have you ever cybered before?
... It was on cokemusic.com with a bunch of vampire freaks...

25. Have you ever kissed someone that has the same gender as you?
My mom, aunts, grandmother? Romantically, no you bastard.

26. Are you stupid or smart?
Fuckin Retarded. Stupid.

27. What kind of music do you like?
Anything but Reggae.

28. Do you have any regrets?
Yes.

29. Do you wish you could go back in time to fix all your mistakes?
Nope, too lazy.

30. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Humans = NO.

31. Do you hate chatspeak?
I'm too old to understand the latest so yes.


32. Are you a PM/grammar/anything else Nazi?
Only if it's in written form.

33. Do you have AIM, Yahoo, or MSN?
AIM and MSN.

34. Do you have your own website?
Duh, http://theforgottenlair.doesntexist.com I won't count my online portfolio or Plugboard site.
 
35. Have you ever hacked or spammed someone?
Spammed.

36. Have you ever lied about yourself online?
Yes.

37. Have you ever called someone you met online?
No.

38. Do you know how to swim?
Yes.

39. What is your biggest fear?
Fear itself.

40. What is your stupidest fear?
Lolis.

41. How old are you?
21 in September. Read my MySpace page. It's true.

42. Do you do your homework?
When it's collected and graded.

43. Do you dream at night?
Technically everyone does. It's a matter of if one is capable of remembering their dreams. So yes. And I can wake up and remember half of my dreams.

44. Do you daydream when you're supposed to be paying attention?
No.

45. Do you have a hitlist?
You're on it.

46. Have you ever lied to someone?
Yes.

47. Have you ever had an abortion?
No. I make my boyfriends get the abortion.

48. Do you like George W. Bush?
No. I feel bad for him though.

49. Have you ever murdered someone?
Want to take a number?

50. Do you want to be famous someday?
No.

51. Are you normal?
Define normal. Probably not.

52. Are you popular?
No.

53. Do you have an iPod?
No.

54. Do you like the color yellow?
No.

55. Do any colors scare you?
No.


56. Are you afraid of the dark?
I love it. I feel safer in the dark. Because I CAN SEE YOU...

57. Do you have a shadow?
*checks* Yes.
 
58. Do you have a reflection?
*checks* Yes.

59. Are you insane?
Not legally.
 
60. Do you have any mental illnesses?
The daily fear of other humans, large spaces, change, anti-social behaviors...

61. Have you ever worn a straitjacket?
Not while I was awake.

62. Do you like domos or ninjas more?
Ninjas.

63. What's your favorite TV show?
Anime Stuff...

64. What languages do you speak?
Fluent English, Conversational Chinese (Cantonese)

65. What's your favorite movie?
None.

66. Who's your favorite actor?
None.

67. Have you ever had beer/smoked a cigarette/taken drugs?
I've had beer and it tasted gross. I like the expensive stuff. Smoked (took a puff) because my dad was trying to teach that if we tried it, we wouldn't be affected by peer pressure. Never liked the smell anyway. I'm clean of drugs if you don't count over the counter stuff and prescriptions...

68. Are you saving sex for marriage?
I don't know.

69. Have you ever touched a condom?
Box.

70. Do you want to get married one day?
Sure why not...

71. Are you planning on having children when you get older?
Yeah. I feel bad for this planet and the children.

72. I love you. Do you love me?
No. One sided love. Go away.

73. Do you like myspace or real life more?
Neither. MySpace is crap and so is life.
 
74. Would you rather have myspace friends or real friends?
.... Real friends.

75. What country do you live in?
The Empire formerly known as The United States Of America.

76. Do you cuss?
All the fucking time.

77. How many floors does your house have?
Basement, First Floor, Second Floor, then Attic.

78. Do you have your own room or do you have to share it with someone?
My own.

79. Are planning on going to/already going to/finished college?
I'm in college and planning to finish one way or another...
 
80. What do you want to be when you grow up?
It's not about what I want to be. It's what my parents are willing to put me through school for. Looks like I'm becoming a business person of some sort...

81. Do you have a best friend?
I'm not sure. They have to think I'm their best friend for that to work right?

82. Do you like talking on the phone?
No. I hate talking. Text or email me please.

83. Are you moody?
Yes.

84. Do you cut yourself?
No.

85. Has anyone that you know ever committed or attempted suicide?
Maybe. I might have ignored them completely, making them worse for all I know. Wrong person to ask for help. I support any means of reducing human population on this planet.

86. Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
Yes. Too bad I reasoned that life was a game that had to be played through. Fuck you brain.
 
87. Have you ever overdosed on medicine?
No. Read the label.

88. Do you like school?
I liked High School because it was a joke and I think I had friends back then... College sucks. They're Rent-A-Friends for a semester.

89. Do you like cheese?
Yes.

90. Have you ever eaten part of a human being?
Flakes? My own maybe or if someone shed on my food?

91. Have you ever gotten a C in a class?
Plenty in college.

92. Do you watch hentai/porn?
I watched some yaoi and still read it. I hear that's like glorified porn for girls? I think it's a lot more artistic...

 
93. How many myspace accounts do you have?
Two. I have access to more however.

94. Have you ever stalked someone?
No.

95. Have you ever been stalked by someone?
No one can get within a 100 meter diameter around me without my permission.

96. What stores do you just have to go to when you go to the mall?
MACY's because for some reason my parents always park at that entrance... Unless it's the mall in Jersey. We enter through the Lord & Taylors entrance. Oh but if you mean to window shop, it's Hot Topic.

97. Do you have job? If so, what is it?
Not anymore. Unless making you miserable counts.

98. Do you want to travel to a different country someday? If so, which country?
Does it count if I've already traveled to lots of places? I want to see Europe though.

99. Do you have cable?
Yes. Most of it is useless.

100. Do you like VH1 or MTV better?
Nowadays VH1 has better programs.

Thursday, April 19, 2007 

The following statements are a result of finding out I may fail my Calculus class AGAIN and a major headache... Also it has to do with people lacking any etiquette for public speaking/requesting free stuff over the internet...

Thank the stars for the Colbert Report to calm my nerves. As I'd stated on my shoutbox of my site, the next person to request using the opening phrase "You need/should have..." will trigger me to close the site and burn my fucking computer to the ground. Now I love making graphics, but I've noticed something... No one gives a fuck. Sure I've got a fan base consisting of 12 year old kids that can't pay my non-existing bills, but only increase the pressure to make more graphics instead of studying shit like Calculus and whatever the fuck I need to know to become a successful worker ant in real life. I know I'm fucking pathetic but still... Maybe I should put the site on Hiatus. Or just leave it there to rot for a while and ignore everyone. Or take down the fucking shoutbox. Why am I agitated? Because I'm a fucking reject that's why. Instead of slitting my wrists or burning a squirrel now, I'm typing this online so that millions (Who am I kidding? I'm not that popular...) will read this, or my future department store employer can find this and decide not to hire me last minute. Yes kids, pictures of you smoking weed or drinking while underage may have an effect on your chances of getting employed by large firms. Because they care about your social lives. Don't you fucking dare embarrass their names by posting an image of you smoking weed while holding their mug with their logo on it with the words, "Proud employee."

I realized something. I'm like 21 this year and have only worked 2 real jobs... One lasted 2 months and the other a little over 6, none in which will help my future career of choice/parent's career of choice for me. Because if it were my choice, I'd do graphics all day and night and wouldn't care... As long as I'm paid- Not a lot mind you. Just enough so that I can support myself in a small apartment with the hopes of saving for a future house and starting a family of little delinquents. I can't deal with humans. They will be clones damn it. Or I'll adopt. From what I've seen and heard of pregnancy and childbirth, I could really care less if I missed out on the miracle of life. Not that I fear the pain. But with my impulsiveness and clumsiness, I just know some harm will come to the child while I'm 6 months pregnant, boiling a pot of water over the stove and careless while I'm drying my hair in the bathtub. What was I talking about? Ah yes. I hate my life. My college is a business college with tons of internship and job fairs/opportunities, but why am I still making shitty graphics for kids? At first it was for self esteem, since most of my life my work had been viewed upon as crap, and it WAS. Now it's crap with sprinkles. Fucking sprinkles. My resume. There's no fucking way to spruce up a resume with work experience from Domino's Pizza and SEARS. The department I worked in no longer even exists. it was a joke to start with anyway. What the fuck do I write in a resume? I can use Microsoft Word and make awesome photo-editing of your head merged with another's?

And fuck, I'm going to fail Calculus again. The only way I can pass is getting above an 80 on the next test and guarantee above an 80 on the final. Why is that hard you say? I'm Asian you say? Because I'm a fucking Asian that sucks at math. The world is coming to an end... It's not that I don't understand the concepts of how to calculate the speed of which a diver plummets to the ground with initial velocity of 30 mph and acceleration of 8.25 meters per second... It's that for some reason when I take tests it all just goes out the window. Everything I study for- BLANK. Or if not blank, PURE CONFIDENCE- which ends up being a load of shit. Because upon return of my test papers, I can automatically spot my mistakes before I look at my grade. Then I go, "What he fuck? Why did I do that? What the hell was I thinking?" You'd think a double check at the end of the test would help me... Nooo... Even my checks are shitty, Am I spending too much time on Neopets? Maybe? Will my parents take away my computer for the next year or so? Most likely... They know I'm bad at math. And yes, as long as I live under their roof, I abide by their laws... They don't care if I'm 21. I'm Asian remember? I hate Math. I suck at Calculus. Is it the pressure of tests and knowing I failed once already? Why am I so damn good in the arts but not studying it? Just because my parents say it's a competitive field which I stand no chance in? Have you people read the book, "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"? Neither have I, but my mother has, and it says that people school to work for someone else. People who start their own businesses don't go to school... Rich people teach their kids to have money work for them. Poor people teach their kids, work hard to earn money... Yeah... Well, you always need someone to pump your gas. When's the last time you saw an Asian girl do it? Never? Me neither. What does an art portfolio look like? Oh shit, I'm so pathetic. I can't live without my computer. I need my way to express myself/download mangas and anime.

Still waiting for that freak ice Cream truck accident man... Still waiting... My purpose in life? To make YOU feel like a million bucks. One FUCKING prerequisite that just won't die. I just know I won't be studying that hard for these following tests... I need a miracle. Oh right, they don't happen. Especially to shit like me. Fine then. Excuse me as I bleed an orange. I need to vent. Colbert Report.. Here I come... Damn, I don't vote Republican. Well it depends. Local government, yes. President, no. The daily show isn't on this site... Damn. Oh well. Who is running again?

You who is reading this? What are you doing? Go outside and play. Read a book. Educate yourself so that you can become a good employee to someone else. Don't read the ramblings of a dysfunctional idiot whom you sadly admire the shitty graphics of.. You have a future. You're probably in your early teens. You still have a future. GO WHILE YOU CAN. Use me as an example to your future generations as one of the world's most useless breathing creatures which society could do without...

Oh yes and children, writing properly in English is VERY important if you want to get anywhere in life. When you request something with "YOU NEED" or "YOU SHOULD HAVE", it makes me feel as if after an annoying day at school, I should be getting to your requests immediately, instead of finding a cure for cancer or poverty- amongst the many other real things this planet NEEDS... You see, you're a faceless entity to me. What I judge you on is based on your careful wording. When you write to me in a way that makes me feel like shit, I will immediately reject your request and then write something sarcastic and mean on the shoutbox, making me look like a bigger bitch than I already am. The world NEEDS world pace. It doesn't NEED another Sasuke Uchiha Neopets layout kids. Try using the words, "I would like to REQUEST..." or "Can I ASK that you make a/an..." or Please, Thank You... and the rest... Come on is it that hard? I know you're young without much sense of the business world but... I'm teaching you now. This is serious USEFUL guiding for once. Commercials like McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" or the popular and so very annoying "Where You AT?" pisses the hell out of me. The society already reads below a 6th grade level as a whole. Now we encourage that? Sure commercials are all about sex selling us cars, razor blades, packs of gum and Victoria Secret, or women degrading themselves to smiling while they clean grime off toilets... Or male chauvinist pigs who diss vegetables because it's not "manly" or seen as feminine which somehow refers to being out of place in society or the structure created by some higher power. Yes, feminine males are "gay" while strong women "need to get laid".. You assholes. Next time you decide a guy who takes a paternity leave is a sissy, I'd like for you to imagine having something the size of a small watermelon squeezed and screwed out of your pelvis. Then imagine the role of giving birth to the next generation given to males. Greatest pain to a male is having his balls kicked? Like Henry Cho, a comedian said: "If God decided to switch the childbirth role, guys would just go, okay- no more people!" Oh hell, the purpose of life is to ensure the continuation of the species. Quite frankly, I think we've ruled long enough and can hand it over the the penguins now... Humans have evolved far beyond the "purpose of life." We already have people sworn never to do it. Doesn't that make it all go down the drain? Oh they're useless, they're not reproducing, let's save some breathing air and rid of them... There is no point to life. You're just here because something caused a once cell creature to evolve. If that didn't happen, you wouldn't be sitting there wondering what the meaning of life was. Hell, birds sure don't. They get along with their 2 year lifespan just fine... Eat off the floor. Swoop down on unsuspecting french fry holders... Not have to worry about getting a job to receive paper currency with dead people on it in return for food and shelter. Oh yeah, that's the life. I want to be a bird. So I can soar into the air and shit on the ground as I please. Maybe I'll aim for a predator.

Did I ramble long enough? Good because it's getting late and I want to watch that Colbert Report episode. Copyright Issues...

Saturday, March 03, 2007 

I know I'm new to this site but... Spammers advertising easy money by doing MySpace surveys? They're definitely tracking your IP and bombarding you with shitty porn ads... I don't need to enlarge my penis thank you.

*sticks up middle finger*

I think I'm going to create an animated image of their head up a donkey's ass to post on their page just for fun now...

Saturday, February 24, 2007 

Current mood:  crappy

You asked and I've delivered. Will be adding more and more each week when I have time off school and such. Spread the word.

Have something you've always wanted to say to me but was polite enough not to curse me out on my site's tagboard/I banned you ass? See my MySpace page? Go for it. ^^

Friday, December 22, 2006 

Current mood:  sleepy
Category: Quiz/Survey

1. What is your name?
Phoenix... That's all you're getting

2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Gray

3. What are you listening to right now?
My computer humming.

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
33

5. What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Black

7. How is the weather right now?
Fucking Cold.

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My Mom...

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Eyes.

10. Favorite Food?
Chicken...

11. Favorite Drink?
Orange Soda.

12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
Just gimme a good bottle of wine... I hate beer.

13. Favorite place to shop:
Online.

14. Hair color:
Depends what color I make it to be. Will be auburn red shortly.

15. Eye Color:
Dark Brown

16. Do you wear contacts?
Nope

17. Top or Bottom?
Meh... Both.

18. Favorite Month?
September.

19. Favorite Fast Food Place?
Taco Bell? Oh shit that place is rancid but so addicting...

20. Last Movie you watched?
Constantine.

21. Favorite Day of the Year?
My Birthday.

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yes.

23. Summer or winter?
Summer. Because I hate the cold.

24. Hugs or Kisses?
Touch me and I'll drop kick you into another dimension.

25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla.

26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
Don't give a fuck. I have friends?

27. Who is most likely to respond?
Some loser who out of pure pity will read this.

28. Who is least likely to respond?
Smart people.

29. What books are you reading?
I just reread Blood and Gold (Anne Rice) and haven't read a new book in years.

30. Favorite TV Show?
Anime, Family Guy, Prison Break, Friends.

31. What's on your mouse pad?
"KDS"

33. What did you do last night?
Surf the Web.

34. Favorite author?
Don't have one.

35. Fave band?
Don't have one. Closest to it is Linkin Park.

36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Butter. The gunk you get only at the theatres which they never give enough of... "Say when..." (Three hours later...)

37. Dogs or cats?
Dogs.

38. Favorite Flower?
None

39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
"Fuck..."

40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
No.

41. What's on your desk?
Dust, papers, pens, markers, headphone, scissors, paper clips, textbooks, books, calculator,wallet, broken mp3, keys, mini backpack, DVD, uh my desk is one of those L shaped ones so it's pretty damn big... Want to hear what else is there and its maximum weight?

42. Rock Concert or symphony?
Depends.

43. Play or Opera?
Play.

44. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes. Got my Hunting Permit at the age of 13. Expired the following year. XD

45. Do you like to travel by plane?
Love it.

46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right.

47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Chunky. I hate peanut butter so if it's chunky, it's got goodies right?

48. How many pillows so you sleep with?
One

49. Ever hitchhiked?
No.

Saturday, December 16, 2006 

Current mood:  bored

Well... I'm here. Well I've been here, but just to try out codings, which I must say are seriously limited. My xanga profile would get updated like twice a year, so this thing shouldn't be that different... But I guess I'll use my myspace profile to vent out what I'm not able to vent out on my site or Neopets... Stupid filtering and child-safe sites...