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November 10, 2009 - Tuesday
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Current mood:  amused
Who says that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink? How about this, what if you were to make him eat salt and then you lead him to the water? It's gotta be a real stupid horse not to drink.
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December 26, 2008 - Friday
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Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Blogging
You are walking down the street. It is a sunny afternoon. You look up and far, far down the road you see someone walking toward you.He gets closer. You see he has orange hair. Closer still. He has on a white suit with green dots. Closer, a painted face and red lips. You and he are 50 yards apart. You and a full fledged clown holding a bicycle horn are 20 yards apart! You look him in the eye and nod. He honks and waves.
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