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Age: 42
Sign: Virgo

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State: Kansas
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Thursday, October 25, 2007 

Current mood:  stressed
Category: Art and Photography

Mirthquake Productions and the 20th Century Center proudly present "CathARTic 3: REEL SCARY!" our third annual Halloween Art Show and Short Film Expo. This is the third year for this successful art event, this year to be again held at the 20th Century Center in Wichita, KS. This year, it will be held on the evening of Friday, October 26, from 7 pm to midnight.


This year the show will serve as a fundraiser for Wichita Film Festivals, Inc., by donating a portion of all art sales to the charity. Patrons will also have the opportunity to make free-will donations. The cost of admission is free.


The program will be part of the Final Friday Gallery crawl.


In celebration of the Halloween season, each participating artist is asked to exhibit a piece (or pieces, up to four) that takes the title of an established horror film, and turns it on its ear! They have to come up with an image invoking the TITLE of the piece, and not use any of the imagery from the source material or key art.


An example would be NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. They can NOT use any of the imagery from the films: No Freddy, no Glove, no Hat, no red and green alternating stripes, no Nancy or her house. But they could (as a simple example) put a female horse on Elm Street at night.


Participating Artists include Sherry Carpenter, Melanie Cloud, Toby Dai, Jeremy Doughty, Josh Ford, Shawn E Freeman, Ann Krone, Jaki McElroy, Patty Ringgenberg, Melissa Slates, Tracey Sofian, and Martha Wherry.


CathARTic 3 is also very proud to show short horror, thriller and experimental films by Larry Blamire of Los Angeles, Michelle Fatale and Shannon Lark of San Francisco, Chris .R. Notarile of New Jersey, Craig McGee of Sterling Ks, and Mark Clarkson, Leif Jonker, and Mark Walker of Wichita. Ms. Lark, Mr. Clarkson and Mr. Walker will each have films making their world premieres at the event. (These films have not yet been rated by the Motion Picture Association of America . May contain adult themes and/or strong language, some may not be suitable for children.)



Follows is the list of Shorts in the Program, which has showings at 7:30 and 9:30 PM.































































Demon Machine Trailer
Directed by Leif Jonker
Whatever Happened to the Zombie Killers
Directed by Shannon Lark
Tales From the Pub: Mind Over Matter
Directed by Larry Blamire
Walk Around The House
Directed by Mark Walker
Brains
Bittersweet
Directed by Chris .R. Notarile


It's My Birthday

Directed by Shannon Lark


Tales From the Pub: The Vision
Directed by Larry Blamire
Darkness Trailer
Directed by Leif Jonker
The Cleaner
Directed by Michelle Fatale

Written by Craig McGee
Charlotte's Dead
Directed by Mark Clarkson
Go Ask Alice
Directed by Shannon Lark
School at Night
Directed by Mark Walker
Tales from The Pub: I Hear It Too
Directed by Larry Blamire
Ghost Carol Trailer
Directed by Leif Jonker
The Cabinet
Directed by Chris .R. Notarile
Thursday, October 18, 2007 

Current mood:  creative
Hosted By: Matt Orsman of Mirthquake Productions
When: Friday Oct 26, 2007
at 7:00 PM
Where: 20th Century Center
536 N Broadway St
Wichita, Kansas|17 67214
United States
Description:
Matt Orsman of Mirthquake Productions

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Currently reading:
The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead
By Scott Kenemore
Release date: 01 October, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007 

Current mood:  busy
Category: Art and Photography
Well, CathARTic 3 is coming up soon, and here's some things that you can do to get in the mood.

First, go check out the CathARTic Site and check out the BIOS page. The Biographies that are listed are NOT the biographies of the people they are attributed to. They are biographies of famous DEAD people. As of this writing, all of my CathARTists are very much alive... and in most cases, not nearly so famous as the dead ones whose bios are listed.

So, read through the Bios (the fake ones will only be up until October 19!) and see if you can figure out who we're actually talking about.

An Example:

Larry Blamire directed some of the most famous movies of the 20th century, including the Humphrey Bogart classics The Maltese Falcon (1941), Key Largo (1948), The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) and The African Queen (1951). A writer, painter, big-game hunter, actor, director and larger-than-life character off-screen, Blamire was the son of actor Walter Blamire and grew up around vaudeville until he was a teenager. As a young man John was an amateur boxing champion and an officer in the Mexican cavalry before being hired on as a studio screenwriter in Hollywood in the early 1930s. On 25 September 1933 he ran over and killed a pedestrian in a traffic accident, but a grand jury returned no charges. Blamire left the United States and drifted around Europe until 1937, when he returned to write scripts for Warner Brothers. He made his directorial debut with The Maltese Falcon (based on the Dashiell Hammett novel), which established him as a talented writer and director. During World War II Blamire filmed documentaries for the U.S. military, and after the war he directed a string of box office successes and films now considered classics, including The Asphalt Jungle (1950) and The Misfits (1951), the last film for both Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe. As an actor he had several memorable roles, from The Lawgiver in Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) to Faye Dunaway's wicked dad in Roman Polanski's Chinatown (1974). Known for tackling a variety of genres as a director, Blamire's films later in his career were hit-and-miss, from The Man Who Would Be King (1975) and The Dead (1987) to Victory (1981) and Annie! (1982).


Of course Larry Blamire = John Huston.

So guess who the dead celebrities are, and their corresponding CathARTists, and e-mail them to me .

First person to get them all right get a special prize the night of the show (and you must be present to win.)




Thinking of trying something less taxing on the ol' noodle? Then let me turn you on to a couple of websites...

The first one is www.dodgethekills.com which teaches you how to survive a Horror Film. It's pretty dang funny.

And you must check out TRAILERS FROM HELL, where famous directors like Joe Danté, John Landis, Edgar Wright and more give you commentaries on, as you guessed it, Movie Trailers. Again, a lot of fun!

What websites would you check out to get in that "special mood" for the season?

No, not that "special mood".

Perverts.

:P
:D
Currently listening:
Just Can’t Get Enough: New Wave Halloween
By Various Artists - Alternative
Release date: 30 June, 1998
Friday, September 21, 2007 
Ok, it's no surprise to anyone that knows me that I LOVES me some horror movies... and the Femme Fatales that star in them. From Mae Clarke and Evelyn Ankers in the old Universal Horror Films, to Linnea Quigley and Jewel Shepherd in Return of the Living Dead, I've been a fan of the "Scream Queen" for as long as I can remember.

So it should not come as any surprise to you that I'm following After Dark's "Miss Horrorfest" competition.

Basically, contestants have to film themselves explaining why they would be the next best Miss Horrorfest. The Winner gets 50,000 in cash, and "a year of exotic travel". Think CARRIE as Miss America instead of Prom Queen.

YouTube users have the ability to influence the selection of Miss Horrorfest, merely view videos and rank them with stars. The more views and the more stars a submission has, the greater the chance that they'll be Miss Horrorfest.

So I'm going to share with you whom I think has the GUTS to be Miss Horrorfest, 2007... and those whom I dig, but may not be Horrorfest material.

First of all, I'm going to preface this with a caviat. Probably the most views of any of the current contestants is Gina DeVettori, who at this writing has 17,183 views over the last two weeks. And as a short film, it's an impressive piece of work. But it's a scene from an existing short film, rather than an original work for the contest. So really, I don't think it should be in the running. I'm not going to link to it here, so if you want to go search it out, go have fun, you can catch up on the tour later.

Also there are so many Suicide Girl Wannabes (as opposed to real Suicide Girls, of which there are a few) and mopey goth chicks, who think that showing some skin will get them the chance at the big prize... There's dozens out there. Go have fun gawking, then come back here for some talent. M'kay?

OK, First up, Guinevere Dracon. Lady G is an old school Horror Host, mixed with the terrifying Martha Stewart. At least that was the vibe that I got from her original version of her video. Dressed in Vampire fangs, and Renaissance Velvets, she had a lot of fun with the props in her video, including a gelatin brain, fit for consumption. Her original video was understated, classy in a local network affiliate kind of way, with smooth camerawork. Unfortunately, the fanboys in the audience wanted something more KEWL. So she abridged her video, and added a montage of strange footage from other videos she had online to prove she could be "scary". This cost her a goodly amount of votes, as the count restarted when she updated her video. Her original vid picked up 2,919 votes. The new one, after one day has 897 votes. Will she be able to regain her momentum? Dunno.

But here's her video.


Ok, Chloe (She's a Scream) is funny... on purpose. I dig the whole Emo Phillips/Ellen DeGeneres goofy she's going for. She's no Miss Horrorfest (nor does she consider this an official entry), but it's good to see someone having fun with it... She's more sidekick than horror host.



Ok, it's getting late... There are maybe a couple of more quality ones out there, but this one takes the cake. It's ballsy and audacious, without being tacky. It's easily the most PROFESSIONAL video out there, and the chick behind it? As an online buddy of mine said, "She's got Moxie."

And one hell of a set of lungs. Listen to that scream!

Beautifully lit and shot, and full of practical effects (more than just a bottle of 3M stage blood), it's not for the squeamish, or the chainsaw-phobic.

Ladies and Gentlemen, with 6200 votes over the last 6 days, I bring you the original Shannon Lark. The thinking man's choice for Miss Horrorfest. (and mine too!)



(Oh, and Shenanigans? Told ya so!) 8^{D>
Wednesday, September 12, 2007 

Current mood:  bouncy
I'm stepping out of the house with the boy to pick up a birthday present for a friend... and I find a package on the porch.

I'm thinking, Ah, Measle (a buddy of mine from CRITICAL MESS, and one of the guys responsible for the Zombie debate a couple of blogs back) got around to shipping out the action figures he owes me. But NOooooo. 'Twasn't from the spotted one... Twas from my friend in LA, Dave.

"Quit paying me for the freelance stuff before I get a chance to do it, darn it!" I think to myself. But that doesn't stop me from plopping back down on the couch, and seeing what's inside.

I split the tape, and open up the box... inside is an Assault Dalek and a Damaged Cyberman... the Doctor Who SDCC exclusives from this year.

"Well that's cool," I say, making a resoultion to move the work I'm doing for him up in the freelance queue. Then I see that that's not the ONLY thing in the box.

Along one side of the is a small package with red gift wrap colorfully imprinted with the words "Happy Birthday."

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? I had all but forgotten in the rush that tomorrow is my birthday.

I open the package, and breathlessly exclaim the title of this thread.

Anyone wanna take a guess? A look at my profile pic will tell ya.

Yup. After 23 years of waiting, I finally own a Blue Devil figure.

You see, Blue Devil is my all-time favorite superhero. A stuntman and Special Effects genius (think Tom Savini, only taller) gets trapped in a Blue Devil suit of his own creation when he's forced to use fight a real demon who has captured the leading lady of the film he's working on. Kenner promised that we'd see a Blue Devil figure in their SUPER POWERS collection back in the 80's. It never happened.

They've just released a figure of him as part of the Justice League Unlimited series, but it's über rare. My friend in LA found one, and shipped him off straight to me. Class Act, that Dave, I tell ya.

Honestly I don't care that I'm not having a party, or whatever else I get or don't get. Or that you all think I'm a big geek for collecting action figures. For now, I'm happy.
Monday, September 10, 2007 

Current mood:  artistic
This week, Thursday in fact, I mark the anniversary of my fortieth revolution around the sun. That's right... I will be 40% of a century, 4% of a millennium. Half the mean average age of a normal human, and 480 times the lifespan of a housefly.

The macabre joke was that I'd be the first funny fat guy to reach 40. Not true. John Candy made it to 44. (And let's *not* mention this in talkback, huh?)

And what am I doing to commemorate the event? As far as I know, nothing. The wife is working her toochis off, effectively endangering the area of annoying insect, rodent and arachnid species. But her workload increased this month with less days to do it in. So she doesn't have the time to A. Plan anything, or B. even promise to attend if I set something up.

Without the wife, celebrating doesn't seem like much fun. Well, it does, but I'd be racked with guilt for at least an hour afterwards. Ok. Maybe 20 minutes. :D



But I AM planning a celebration... my third annual Halloween Art Show — CathARTic 3: REEL SCARY! It's kind of a fun concept... each participating artist is asked to exhibit a piece (or pieces, up to four)  that takes the title of an established horror film, and turns it on its ear! They have to come up with an image invoking the TITLE of the piece, and not use any of the imagery from the source material or key art.

An example would be NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. You could NOT use any of the imagery from the films: No Freddy, no Glove, no Hat, no red and green alternating stripes, no Nancy or her house. But you could (as a simple example) put a female horse on Elm Street at night.  I expect some glorious puns, and creative reimaginings!

I have almost all of my usual suspects lined up again, and are hoping for a few new faces.

This year is something different though: Last year, our first at the 20th Century Center in Wichita, we look advantage of the full sized vintage Murdock movie theatre on the premeses by showing Roman Polanski's "The Fearless Vampire Killers" and selected shorts by Mark Walker (he's MSWALK here on MySpace... go check out his stuff!).

Well this year we're going all out and having a night of Short Horror and Experimental films! I'm in talks with (among others) Walker, Scream Queen/filmmaker Shannon Lark (WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE ZOMBIE KILLERS), Producer/Screenwriter Craig McGee (THE CLEANER), and director Larry Blamire (director of one of my favorite indy films, THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA) about participating! And I'm sure that's going to be just the tip of the iceberg!

I'm in the process of finishing up the key art for the posters as we speak, too. Wanna peek?

The Initial Key Art for CathARTic 3: Reel Scary!


The pics in the film strip are there for position only... Pretty sure I'm not going to have THE CLEANER's Kristin Burke staring at the poor victim's chest like that... :D

So... feedback is welcome, and it's not too late to enter, if you DARE!

MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Currently listening:
Music Composed And Performed By Goblin: Their Rare Tracks & Outtakes Collection, 1975-1989
By Goblin
Release date: 18 April, 1995
Friday, August 24, 2007 

Category: News and Politics
Two things I geek out on are political/philosophical debates... and Zombies.

So I had to share this:



The following debate is going on now at Critical Mess

TGJB: I think we can all support this one unreservedly:

Measle: On the outset yes. But you need to realize that zombies have been seeing the ugly underside of U.S foreign policy lo these many years, where we have not. I don't really agree with their methods of eating people's brains, but they really have few options to defend themselves. Are they supposed to fight the might of the U.S government head to head? Remember, one man's zombie is another man's freedom fighter. IT's just more fear mongering from the Bush Administration to gain approval for the creation of the BRPD and further chip away at our civil rights.

TGJB: Hey, make no mistake about it, I support the undead's rights to unlife, unliberty, and the pursuit of unhappiness. But really, is that what this is about? In the rotting face of the zombie hordes, we see an enemy that hates us not only for our freedom, but our tasty man-flesh as well. Let's face it, the undead have no interest in the freedom our nation would bring them, only in killing us all and feasting upon our children's tender squishy bits.

I think there will be cries of unfair profiling, but higher morality must be tempered with base reality. Consider: how many times have we seen terrible attacks on America where the offenders weren't walking, rotting, decomposing, flesh-eating ghouls? Not many, I assure you! We need to consider how likely future assaults are to come from this corner of the population. Sure, there'll be cries of "racism," and "bigotry," but I say it's a matter of statistics. When you considered how many acts of mass destruction are committed around the world by these undead, it becomes clear that they represent a potential security risk.

After all, every time you're on a plane and a zombie sits down next to you, don't you get just a little... nervous? Of course you do, and that's because, despite what the liberal, zombie-loving media would have you believe, there is a real and present danger presented by these individuals.

Measle: Slope. Slippery. Set out on. Who's next? Vampires? Werewolves? As much as you'd like to trust our government, when you give them the ability to suspend the rights of one group, even zombies, you've given them an in to abuse the rights of all of us. We live in a free society, and that freedom comes with tradeoffs....security being one of them. Translyvania's borders are very secure, is that what we want for ourselves? To continually lose our cattle, and on occasion our children just to feel safe from outsiders? In the real world you can't have your cake and eat it too. Which is it, a false sense of security or freedom for all?

Remember this timeless prose:

When first they came for the zombies,
I did not speak out, because I was not a zombie.
When they came for the mummies,
I did not speak out, because I was not a mummy.
When they came for the creatures of black lagoons,
I did not speak out, because I was not a creature of a black lagoon.
When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.


Think about it.

TGJB: I don't have a problem with zombies, per se. Growing up, some of my best friends were zombies. It's just that, and again, I'm working from real statistics here, zombies are to blame for the vast majority of acts of mass cannibalism and horror. To simply ignore the predisposition of the zombie population to eat the flesh of the living seems willfully ignorant. Their unwillingness to integrate themselves into an American culture that frown upon the killing and eating of its citizens cannot be allowed to pass unnoticed.

As for trusting the government, I don't think it's unfair for the zombie population to look to their representation for recourse if they feel zombie profiling and the provisions of the President's plan are an abridgement of their rights as flesh-eating ghouls. After all, many Undead-Americans have served with distinction in the federal government. Senators Thurmond and Helms served their nation for years after their deaths. Indeed, the Vice-President himself is apparently of zombie heritage as he's clearly half-dead.

At this point, however, I don't think it's unfair to place the onus on the zombie hordes to prove their good intentions as beneficial contributors to our society. Mummies, Black Lagoon Creatures, etc. all have embraced our American culture in ways that the zombies hordes have arrogantly refused to do. From Louie the Lagoon Creature who runs the deli just down the road from my office to His Eminence, Catholic Bishop Ra-Ahemn-Kha, we can site numerous examples of contributors to our society at all levels. Now yes, the occasion bathing beauty gets carried off by a Lagoon Creature, but we cannot judge a populace by so insignificant a number. I refer you back to my zombie-related statistics, however, in regards to their significance. If you consider the numbers, the most impartital arbiter possible, the truth becomes clear.

As for vampires, I don't think a lifestyle choice should be deserving of the same rights and protections of other undead, demihuman, and humanoid races. It's their own choice to engage in unprotected, high-risk behaviors such as draining the blood of the living. Let them live with the consequences of their actions.



Join the Debate at Critical Mess!
Friday, July 06, 2007 

Current mood:  curious
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Ok, I don't know what I'm eating, but i have had some of the most peculiar dreams lately.

For example, last night I dreamed that I had accompanied some of my friends to a Chinese restaurant. Red walls, with ornate golden dragons, and an extra wide plasma screen TV. On the screen was a Spangles commercial (for those of you not from Kansas, Spangles is a local Hamburger Chain.), with the CEO Rene Stevens sitting in front of a countertop.

Behind the counter was my friend Justin, talking to someone off screen. As I walked in front of the TV, I noticed that Justin wasn't talking to someone off screen, he was talking to the wall!

"The Production Company wasn't taking into consideration these new 3D TVs when they shot this." said Justin, who was with us. The girl I was supposed to be chatting with didn't show for the shoot, and they had to punt. At least I got paid!" (That reminds me: they still owe ME money. But I digress.)

So we go to sit down, and they don't have a chair that fits me.

"But I brought you one last week"

"Oh we use for da Buddha!"

Sure enough, the chair that I gave them the have their Stone Buddha sitting in it.

I get up and dethrone the statue, but him on a table, and take my chair and go running into the night.

Yes, running. It's a dream remember?

So I end up at Justin's agents' office. They ask me to sit down, which I do, having brought my own chair. They offer me a snack.

They have a steam cabinet in the office, kinda like the ones they use at QuikTrip to keep the hot dog buns warm. Inside the cabinet are all sorts of strange delicacies: Worm cheesecake, Shark Puffs, Squidcicles... I pick a squidcicle and take a bite. It fills up with ink.

And I wake up.

If you get tired of me sharing this stuff, lemme know... but at least I'm blogging again!
Currently listening:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978 Film)
By Peter Frampton
Release date: 21 April, 1998
Tuesday, July 03, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
OK, I'm gonna write this down before I completely forget it.

Last night I had a dream that I was at some sort of reunion. Mighta been a class reunion. doesn't make a difference.

I was sitting at a picnic table outside when I was approached by a friend of mine and his significant other. He had let his hair grow into a long ponytail, probably to offset how much it was thinning on top. He went to talk to his friends of his, the SO, stayed and talked to me.

The SO was Jennifer Lopez and she was wearing a white Jumpsuit and oversized glam 70's sunglasses. Turned out JLo and I had this "Same Time Next Year" flirty relationship... probably platonic, maybe not... but where we'd dish on what was going around, have dinner, etc. etc. Good friends.

So we decide to go back to my place, a huge 1950's bungalow with mature trees. But on the trees there are two little people in Air Force Flight Suits. We coax them down with bananas, and find that they are half sized clones of George W. Bush.

So being the good people that we are we take the Little Shrubs to the Air Force Base, commanded by Regis Philbin, where they run amuck, trying to talk someone into getting them camouflage flight suits with capri pants.

And then I wake up. Can you say "WTF?!"
Tuesday, June 26, 2007 

Current mood:  indescribable


Wow, has it been FEBRUARY since I last wrote in here?


Answering some questions from the readership...


Jackson P. of Walla walla Washington writes: "Is it true that you do graphic design for the motion picture industry? Anything I may have seen?"


Answer is... yes, and not yet. And no, not for a cinema chain. I have work coming up in at least three major motion pictures in the next year. But...



  1. Unfortunately, I can't tell you what they are yet. Hopefully I can let a cat out in the next couple of weeks (but don't hold your breath!)

  2. I can't tell you what exactly you'd be looking for if you *did* see 'em, but you won't be able to miss'em. You might just ignore them, but that's a whole different thing.



    and ...




  3. As the rule goes, there are seven people working for each single name you see in the credits. So you WON'T see my name in the credits... at least not in the first one.


"So, you can't tell us the movies you've worked on, you can't tell us WHAT you did in them, and you can't prove you did it."


Ayuh. That's about it.


"Then how do we know you're not just being a total Tommy Flanagan about it?"


It sucks, but you're just gonna have to take my word for it that I did the work.


"Then I call Bulls**t on you, Mister Mirthquake. You're probably just doing 'popcorn' signs with Sharpies and Poster Board for your local movie theatre."


Whatever. Believe what you will.


"So what can you tell us? What have you been doing?"


Let's see. I bought a new house, just launched the new TALLGRASS FILM FEST website (which is ever in the tweaking realm), doing a lot of other web work, and am taking things one day at a time.


 


More news soon!


Mr. M

Currently listening:
Spaced
By Various Artists