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Last Updated: 12/14/2009

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City: Kingston/London
State: London and South East
Country: UK
Signup Date: 6/27/2006

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Hosted By:
Danny Fontaine & The Horns Of Fury

When:
04 December 2009

Where:
The Fighting Cocks
56 Old London Road
Kingston Upon Thames
KT1

Description:
This is like a dream for me - Assorted Jellybeans were a MASSIVE influence on me, and therefore the Horns Of Fury. Kung Fu Records in California was created soley to distribute THIS BAND!! I was gutted when they broke up and now they're back, and playing with us!!!! You MUST come, this will be an absolutely LEGENDARY night. Fontaine.

Click Here To View Event on myspace








Wednesday, September 23, 2009 

Category: Music
Dear all, Titus Drone here - band manager of seven-piece London band "Danny Fontaine & The Horns Of Fury." 


The band are about to embark on a rather exciting video for their new single, 'No More Girlfriends.' The band is currently in negotiations with 2 significant record labels who have both requested a video be made for the track. The concept for the video has been finalised, as has the venue, director, and film crew. Video shoot is Sunday 22nd November 2009 in Kingston Upon Thames.

This leaves us with the highly enjoyable task of finding the beautiful people to be in it - pretty girls, rockin' guys, make-up artists, hair stylists, and one main stylist for the band themselves. There are also openings for assistant producers and oragnisers for the day. If you are interested please check this link:

http://dannyfontaine.co.uk/nomorevideos

Please forward this to anyone you think might want to be involved, especially hot girls. 

Any more info, email me back here. 


Please don't forget to get your Borderline Ticket for 3rd Oct - we're nearly sold out:



ciao for now!


Monday, July 06, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Blogging
Shhhhhhello, mein fellow Gunschlinger!

Couple fings that you should be aware of, you see. 

1. The WONDROUS Danny Fontaine & The Horns Of Fury have final finished recording a new track. This very exciting for us, and possibly you. It's called 'No More Girlfriends' and celebrates the feelings one suffers when breaking up with a complete beeyatch. It's ska with a jazzy end. It's also the first recording with G-Dawg on trumpetmaphone and Mister Tat on bass sausage. You can download it for FREE from our myspace: http://myspace.com/dannyfontaineandthehornsoffury. If you dunny have myspace or just hate it or whatever, drop me an email and I'll send you the mp3. WELL MEXICO!

It will soon be followed by another track that is currently being finished in New York by The Count. The EP will look like this, and if you'd like a real version with proper artwork and CD (signed if you like) then get in touch. We'll be selling em cheap soon innit.



That's your humble narrator with some cool guns and like, a beer hat and stuff. SHOOF POOM PAPA BLOAWAW!!!! artwork by The 5683 (www.biteproof.com)

WAIT! Don't go yet! There's more cool to come:

DFATHOF T-SHIRT SALE!!

About 2 years ago we got some t-shirts made up. Here's my Grandma Bartle wearing one:

The song No More Girlfriends is really about her.

Anyway, they come in men sizes L, M, and S, and girly style sizes and styles too. They also come in white - here's an artist rendition of a white one on a...hmm...what shall the artist draw....a dog?



Cool. Bit sluggy. Dogs bums are always a difficult subject to draw.

We're gun get some new tees done soon so THESE ones are going at the cost price of £4 each. You can pay through Paypal and I will post WORLDWIDE for FREE. Alternatively get one at a gig. We don't have that many left so email me your requirements and I'll try hook you UP. 

GIGS!

17th July, The Troubadour, Earls Court
31st July - 2nd August, The Longest Day Festival
14th August, The Deptford Arms
3rd October, The Borderline, London
27th October, The Fox & Firkin, Lewisham


And for all you broody girls, here's a bonus picture of Zachary Phoenix Fontaine. Born June 2009. :D



If you think your bezzy might like this email or enjoy the wonders of DFATHOF, do forward it on!

Your Loyal Servant, Daniel P Fontaine. 

Thursday, March 05, 2009 

Current mood:  optimistic
Category: Music
So checkit, WE want more people to hear us, and YOU want free stuff. So YOU post some of these widgets, and let us know what you want! A CD? A t-shirt? A song? A gig?! Let us know and we'll try hook you up. :)

Just click on the type you want below - songs, mailing list etc and you'll get a link to the code for myspace, facebook, twitter, bebo, etc etc etc etc:



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Monday, February 23, 2009 

Current mood:  creative
Category: Art and Photography
TMAG wrote some poetry, check it out cos it's TITS.

BALD HEAD MAN

You be bald
Bald head man
Bang your head
‘gainst brick wall.
Blood gush flow
Why you do that?
Bald head man say
‘I don’t know’.

Bald head man
No hair him
Hair gone falloutlost
No need for trim.
Egg head man
Look at him
Hardman or Chernobyl orphin?

If you see
Bald head man
Don’t do a laugh
Or violence him.
Bald head thing
OK nowaday
Let him get on his bald head way.

© TMAG 2009

E-WELCOME

I look over yonder,
I see a frail old man.
I look and I wonder,
If it’s you – yes you.
Is it you? Hey you it’s you.
I’m sure that it’s you.
Because you are you.
And cos you are you I say welcome….e-welcome…

© TMAG 2001

FRAIL OLD MAN

I wanna tell you a story
Bout a little frail old man.
He lives in a shopping trolley,
He lives in a van.
That’t the kind of sh *t
He will tell you about.
He goeth fishing,
He catcheth a trout.
Frail old man.
Frail old man.
Frail old man.
Frail old man.
He’s frail.
He’s old.
He’s man.

© TMAG 2002
Friday, September 12, 2008 

Current mood:  productive
Voting closes on sunday.
We're so close...but we can't do it without YOU!
Twitch, sniff and click your way to:

orangeunsignedact.co.uk/acts/Dfathof

and make it happen.

DFATHOF.
Thursday, September 11, 2008 

Current mood:  animated
We NEED your votes kids.
You can do it everyday.
With each of your email addresses.

orangeunsignedact.co.uk/acts/Dfathof




Free cds for everyone who votes and gets in touch!

Hoa!
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 

Current mood:  aroused
Things are looking good for the orange competition but WE NEED YOUR VOTES EVERYDAY!
We gun fire off free cds to everyone who votes for us and gets in touch.

Because we love ya...

DFATHOF.

orangeunsignedact.co.uk/acts/Dfathof
Saturday, September 06, 2008 

Category: Romance and Relationships
Right, we've only been and gone and been and bleedin' gone and been and done it, haven't we?
We've entered the orange unsigned acts competition again!
Only this time we're not messing about.
We've got the DFATHOF street team handing out stickers and badges at every ice cream van in the borough, we've put a card up in the window of the post office and we got one our girlfriends to scratch our initials on the toilet door down the Red Lion.

All we need now is for our eighteen thousand nine hundred and eighty five myspace friends (that's YOU!) to get their twitchy little mouse fingers over to the competition site and vote for us.
We missed out by three votes last time. You really could make all the difference.

Yeah, yeah…you've got to sign up and login and all that, but hey, we wouldn't be asking if it wasn't really important to us.
And you did say we were friends.
Oh yeah, can we just make a quick call on your phone, too? We've got no credit on ours.
And we told Horse it was alright to park his truck on your drive.
Oh, and can you pick us up a pint of milk and twenty ciggies on your way home from work?

Look, it's really easy – go here:

http://orangeunsignedact.co.uk

...fill in a few boxes then go and find us and VOTE FOR US.
EVERYDAY.
Then go and do it again with all your other email addresses.
Think of it like a new hobby. Like yoga only without the special mat and all the unpleasantness.


We're nothing without you.
You know it makes sense.
We're off to bingo.


Hup.


Currently listening:
Welcome to the World of...Orange
By Orange
Release date: 2005-08-23
Saturday, August 09, 2008 
Thankyou soooo much for all the interest, we held loadsa auditions but we reckons we finally found that 7th Horn Of Fury. Ladies & Gentleman...


****MRTAT****


More to come.....