So we've had a load of messages asking for album lyrics, so here we go -
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Economics....
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This is terrific, I can’t
believe it, how am I in the red?....
I’ve not been over, since
last October, Fuck You Mr Santander.....
This is one outrageous
charge, I haven’t even used my card.....
Bankers, you heartless
bastards.....
We know that there’s a
problem, and why the economy is so bleak,....
When what we all earn in one
year, Footballers earn in one week.....
Nine to five data entry
funeral procession, ....
I doubt this recession I’ve
heard so much about.....
Let’s all get a loan, and a
contract phone,....
‘Cus I still live at home
and I pick up the dole,....
and I play Euro Millions
each week in the hope that I’ll win.....
Everybody wants more.....
When you open your eyes, and
five years has flown by,....
You’ll realise this ain’t
where you wanted to be.....
With two kids a mortgage,
career and insurance,....
‘Cus you thought happiness
came with being wealthy but it don’t.....
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Ringo Starr – 2nd
best drummer in the Beatles....
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It could be worse, we could
be dead.....
But you’ll keep on buying it
when,....
Every verse is all the same,....
But you’ve misunderstood
almost,....
Every word, that’s ever
said,....
But
it could be worse, we could be dead.....
Get
a clue, ....
I
don’t like disco,....
Why
do you? ....
Or
nu rave techno,....
Get
a clue,....
I
don’t like disco,....
Why
don’t you get a clue.....
This
scene is dead why would you come to shows?....
When
this whole town is filled with pubs and clubs and discos.....
I
don’t know what came first, the shit music or the shit drugs, ....
But
I do know that all the kids that used to go to shows now go to clubs.....
I
don’t like dance music and I don’t think that I ever will.....
Always
I will…....
Society,....
Get
a clue,....
You’ve
deserted me,....
Get
a clue.....
You
take the top ten as Gospel.....
Shame
all the songs are fucking awful.....
Just
buy CD’s and Mp3’s from HMV,....
You’re
bleeding money,....
The
press campaign will rot your brain,....
It’s
the same shade of grey,....
And
who the fuck is Simon Cowell to tell people....
That
they can’t sing?....
I’ve
never heard him sing a note in my life.....
This
is why, my friends lend me CD’s and I don’t buy.....
I
trust their, judgement over what’s on air.....
Never
again....
This
is such a joke sell the charts out.....
Indie
bands take note eat your hearts out.....
It
could be worse, we could be dead, ....
I
don’t know how we survived but all I know is we did.....
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Your
hair’s straight but your boyfriend ain’t....
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Here
he is, the Indie King,....
He
thinks he’s so much hotter than you and me.....
Gas
him in Lynx, the stench of CK one makes me want to be sick.....
You
look like an extra from the Wild Wild West yeah you do.....
Waistcoats
and cowboy boots, aren’t and never have been cool it’s true.....
Guess
how much this shit shirt costs.....
Far
too much for one of us.....
If
I had a penny for every high street look alike,....
I’d
be a happy man.....
They
say do it, we see through it, we’re no Topman mannequin’s.....
We’ll
form a mob and camp outside his house until he comes out,....
That’s
when we will drown, and then dissect him with his own CD collection.....
Those
who boast, I hate the most, so let’s make a toast to fashion....
Don’t
get excited, it’s soon expired,....
I’m
sick and tired, of all this buying.....
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If
the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollerskates....
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Cast
off, bombs away,....
I’m
hopelessly, underpaid.....
I’m
going travelling, not moving away,....
Will
you wait for me?....
But
I can’t sleep, ‘cus I’ve been thinking of all the things that you’ll be doing
without me,....
And
a postcard from time to time is no consolation prize,....
Nor
is it any peace of mind for me.....
I
can’t help but not trust you.....
This
isn’t fun, I can’t begin, thinking of things....
You’re
going to end up leaving me.....
This
isn’t fun.....
This
was never going to be easy.....
Water,
water everywhere but not a drop to drink,....
I
think with all these holes we bear, it’s likely we will sink.....
Cast
off, bombs away, I’m hopelessly underpaid,....
You’ve
gone travelling, well that’s OK,....
But
where does that leave me?....
Cus
I can’t sleep.....
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We
beg, we borrow, we steal....
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I’m
having problems with my health and sanity,....
Though
I know there’s millions out there far worse off than me.....
I
don’t want to be content, nor rich, just pissed,....
And
relatively free to do as I please.....
I
want to be six again and naive, ....
Play
computer games and just eat Chinese.....
I
want to be six again and naïve,....
Play
computer games all day.....
When
I grow up I want to be successful, rich and happy.....
Giving
in I’m giving in.....
My
head is still at home,....
My
heart’s not in it.....
I
can’t wait to be alone, ....
Cook
myself some dinner.....
If
this is all these people know,....
Fucking
hell they’re idiots.....
I’ve
had it up to here with, the problem with my peers is,....
A
Bad education with such little expectations, and no ambition.....
I’ve
had it up to here with…....
Young
professionals,....
With
no soul at all,....
They’re
all so comfortable,....
We
beg, borrow and steal.....
I’m
underpaid and underworked but that’s OK,....
‘Cus
I do as I please with my spare time on most days.....
I
don’t want to work full time, I’m almost happy with my life this way,....
And
almost happy’s fine with me.....
Why
not claim benefits? ....
Pop
out a few unwanted kids.....
When
all our taxes go towards cigarettes for whores....
Who’s
kids’ll grow up to do exactly the same as they did.....
Fuck
all the yuppies and unemployed,....
They’ve
all got it wrong give them a choice,....
Teach
them young,....
To
get the balance between work and fun.....
Society’s
torn, there is a war,....
No-one
think’s they’ll win, but I’m not sure,....
Work
or play, slave or chain, micro meals or gourmet?....
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I
saw a car on fire there once....
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I
thought it was alright to park here, but it’s not OK.....
One
pound put in the meter but it’s a loading bay.....
Alright
it’s clearly marked, but not quite clear enough,....
But
I’ll pay your parking fine, thank you very much.....
Fund
your city on this, prey on the naïve,....
I’d
burn your city just if it made parking free.....
Congestion
charge my fucking arse, I can’t help but laugh,....
I
paid my road tax right, right from the start.....
Give
me a God damn break,....
Steal
all my spare change,....
Just
give me a God damn break.....
Get
me off the M40.....
I
don’t live here so why should I pay? ....
I
wouldn’t come either if I had my way.....
NCP....
You
can’t charge me when I don’t drive,....
Congestion
charge my feet in no time,....
Fuck
you I will appeal this fine,....
You
can’t charge me when I don’t drive.....
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The
closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat....
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If
I were a Caribou, I’d be sure to carry you.....
I
wish I was as tall as General Sherman.....
Then
I might be able to protect and provide for you, sometimes.....
Monkeys
eat berries and Lions eat Monkeys,....
People
shoot lions for fur and for fun. ....
Deal
with it.....
This
is, this is it.....
This
is where I keep my mouth shut.....
Come
with us if you are carnivorous.....
This
is an issue, it’s not too late, we can forgive you.....
It
cannot all, it cannot always, be left to fate.....
Murder.....
Meat
is murder.....
This
is their war cry and you’ve heard it a thousand times.....
This
is an issue, it’s not too late, we can forgive you. ....
Give
in, fuck it, why’d you even bother it’s not like they’ve got feelings…....
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Randy
Sage – True American hero....
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And
this is all that I ask for, just for me to get in,....
And
why is it such a task for them.....
I
just want to cross your border, security’s heightened when,....
My
papers all are in order so why would you question them?....
I
can’t, get near it, I can’t.....
What’s
your fixed address?....
I’m
sorry Sir, I just don’t know yet.....
What’s
the reason for your stay?....
Welcome
to the USA.....
And
this is all that I ask for, just for me to get in,....
And
why is it such a task for them.....
I
just want to cross your border, security’s heightened when,....
My
papers all are in order so why would you question them?....
I
can’t, get near it , i can’t.....
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I’m
laughing now, but it’s no joke…....
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Away
from the fumes and the teenage blues....
Cross
country. Cross city, in my worn out shoes.....
For
a life less complex....
Where
a man can be free.....
Replace
all my possessions....
With
sky, mountains, trees.....
And
this is what I want....
I
think it’s for the best.....
My
thoughts will keep me company....
I
don’t need anybody else but me....
My
thoughts will keep me company....
I
don’t need anybody else but…....
Alone,
hungry, and scared....
Happiness
is better shared.....
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9th
base....
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Oh
my God, it’s just a joke; don’t take it to heart,....
If
I want to see you choke, to make me get off.....
I
like my women petit, as well as black and blue.....
Here
I come to punch your face, and then fuck with you.....
I’m
a business man everything’s awful,....
I’m
a family man why can’t you see?....
Get
you drunk everything is just normal,....
Now
take advantage of me…....
Oh
my God, please don’t do that,....
Oh
my God, it hurts.....
Oh
my God, what are you scared of?....
This
is how it works.....
This
is 9th base....
You
don’t mean, mean shit to me.....
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Scotlands
worst invention....
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I
hate TV, watch a film instead,....
Hundreds
of channels, still nothing on, ....
Except
for “what not to wear”.....
And
now on, on Sky one, “the Simpsons”, I’ve seen this one.....
Previously
on Lost, we’re going to watch fifteen minutes that we’ve already watched.....
And
‘cus every episode’s exactly the same, we’re going to leave you on a
cliffhanger again.....
Nothing
on.....
I’m
channel hopping but it seems to me there’s nothing that I want to watch.....
I
feel like stopping but it’s easier to just sit and drop off.....
BBC,
I see,....
MTV,
I see,....
ABC,
I see,....
ITV,
I see.....
What’s
with all these fucking soaps, I want Ray Mears not Hollyoaks.....
You
might think that I’m being blunt but who seriously watches bargain hunt?....
I
don’t take note of what they say, ‘cus I look good naked anyway…....
I
know, I know, I want it.....
Daytime
TV makes me sick, and I’m sick of it,....
Go
outside, ride a bike, just do something.....
Stand
by…....
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