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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 34
Sign: Leo

City: PAGELAND
State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/29/2006

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007 

Current mood:  bitchy
Category: Friends
whats up. To All The REAL BITCHES
2 ALL MY REAL BITCHESS!!!
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it!

A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in.

A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!!

A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up!

A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it.

A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!

A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real bitch seeks to take care of all your problems, rather it be a gun,a knife, whatever will take a fucka out.

A simple bitch wonders who your new man is.* A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , he's birthday, where he live, who he related to, what kinda car he drive, where he work, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches trying to holla at him right now!

A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up but we still girls.

A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them.* A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.

A simple bitch reads this blog and realize that she is a simple bitch and then ignore it.* A real bitch will leave a comment and pass this to her real bitches without thinking about it.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007 

Current mood:Tired of these hoes perpetrating
LADIES get respect,
HOES get wat they deserve
LADIES get catered 2,
HOES gotta serve

LADIES stand by they man,
HOES got anotha one on the side
LADIES wanna make luv,
HOES just wanna ride

LADIES tell the truth,
HOES lie all the time
LADIES are sexy, classy, and smart,
HOES r just fine

LADIES got they own car,
HOES need a oil change
LADIES shoot the target,
HOES get out of range

LADIES want a husband,
HOES want a thug
LADIES want success,
HOES want a car wit dubbs

LADIES have children,
HOES get knocked up
LADIES care for others,
HOES just don't give a fuck

LADIES go 2 college,
HOES go 2 jail
LADIES appreciate this poem,
HOES r mad as hell

LADIES go on myspace to chat with friends
HOES just go on to find a booty call
LADIES WOULD PASS THIS ON. HOES WOULD DELETE IT ...

SO WHAT ARE YOU. A LADY OR A HOE?
Friday, April 13, 2007 

I'm That Girl


1 - I'm that girl who will listen when you talk, laugh when you laugh and cry when you cry.


2 - I'm that girl who you can talk to about anything and always know your secrets are well kept.

3 - I'm that girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember each one, just like you told it.

4 - I'm that girl you can take anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you.

5 - I'm that girl who says," You owe me..." not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you.

6 - I'm that girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me and will always let you know how much you're appreciated.

7 - I'm that girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you.

8 - I'm that girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms.

9 - I'm that girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word and lead the way.
 
10 - I'm that girl who likes to be kissed whether its morning, noon, or night.
 
11 - I'm that girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason just to feel your body close to mines.

12 - I'm that girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me softly on my neck.

13 - I'm that girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss and begin a kiss with a hug.

14 - I'm that girl who loves you to play with my hair and kiss my ear.

15 - I'm that girl who loves you for you, and doesn't care what she hears or what other people say about you.

16 - I'm that girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend, or better yet "my baby".

17 - I'm that girl who you will brag about to your friends and make them wish they were you.

18 - I'm that girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have and always have your back no matter what.

19 - I'm that girl who will do just about anything and everything for you and to make u happy!

20. I'm that girl who once you let me into your heart, there's always a place there with my name on it. And even if we break up or spend time apart, I'm that girl you will never forget.

21. I'm that girl that you take home to momma and she says "Well done son, she is what you need".

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 
Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
You've dated enough to know what you want.
And that's marriage - with the right person.
You're serious about settling down some time soon.
Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to!