Drinking with a Redneck
Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a
redneck girl are in the same bar. 
  When
the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and
shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico
, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
drink with the same one twice.'
The
Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either.'
The
redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass
into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says,
'In America we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice.'