hey, mens and womens. this here is the BLOG version of our latest bulletin. this phony quote is what makes it special:

"if i could suck a blog like a dick, i damn sure would." -- george c. scott's ghost

just a QUICK update about the GRAND BUFFET BOYS . . .

we've been on hiatus for most of this summer. it's been weird.

we're gearing up to get back in action, though.

couple of HOMETOWN shows we want to let yinz know about. here's the skinny:

TONIGHT! FRIDAY, AUGUST 22ND, 2008
LORD GRUNGE and JACKSON rocking DUAL SOLO SETS at THE 31ST ST. PUB, Pittsburgh, PA. we're opening for our good homies THE COKE DARES. shit is going to be FIRE. 10pm, 21 and UP

SEPTEMBER 6TH, 2008
GRAND BUFFET has the honor of opening for the legendary DON CABALLERO at MR. SMALL'S THEATER in Pittsburgh, PA. 9pm, ALL AGES.

the shit should be FIRE. hot fire. come represent, PITTSBURGH!

also - in ROCKTOBER, we'll be touring as support for our good friend and hero GIRLTALK! more info on that action TBA. but in the meantime, you can peep the dates at www.myspace.com/girltalkmusic
cop tickets soon because that boy is selling spots out left and right!

thanks and STAY UP!
your boy GRUNGE

lordgrunge@grandbuffet.com
www.grandbuffet.com
myspace.com/thegrungeman
myspace.com/kinggrizzlebeard

Hosted By: Grand Buffet
When: Saturday Jan 12, 2008
at 9:00 PM
Where: Howler's Coyote Cafe
4509 Liberty Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA 15224
United States
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BLOGGERS! What's really, really, really good? What's really good?

I haven't blogged shit in a hot minute, and I'm hurting for some hot, hot blog action. Man, all this blogging's got me ALL WORKED UP. Or as I should say, ALL BLOGGED OUT!!!

Our new album, KING VISION, is supposedly going to drop on JANUARY 8TH, 2008. Apologies to anyone who tried to order it on Amazon, I don't know why the fuck they were saying it was available now. Shit, even the goddamned myspace BLOG picture thing says it came out on November 6th. FUCK IT. The goddamned thing is on its way.

Here's some SHOWS coming up hard for you:

12-07-07 - Beloit, WI - C Haus at Beloit College
12-08-07 - Youngstown, OH - Cedar's

CD RELEASE PARTY! ALL AGES!
12-14-07 - Pittsburgh, PA - American Legion in Squirrel Hill
with funkt, c-money and carl cash, and weird paul

CD RELEASE PARTY! 21 AND UP!
12-15-07 - Pittsburgh, PA - 31st St. Pub
with j.east, white gold, bunny poe, and the hidden twin

BACK ON TOUR!
12-27-07 - Little Rock, AR - Vino's Brew Pub
12-28-07 - Oklahoma City, OK - The Conservatory
12-29-07 - Houston, TX - Rudyard's Pub
12-30-07 - Austin, TX - Mohawk
12-31-07 - San Antonio, TX - The Limelight
01-02-08 - Phoenix, AZ - Modified Arts

OPENING FOR STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO!
01-03-08 - Las Vegas, NV - Jillian's
01-04-08 - Salt Lake City, UT - Avalon Theater
01-05-08 - Denver, CO - Bluebird Theater
01-07-08 - Sauget, IL - Pops
01-08-08 - Minneapolis, MN - Vartsity Theater
01-09-08 - Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall
01-10-08 - Chicago, IL - Metro
01-11-08 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick

01-16-08 - Cleveland, OH - The Spot at Case Western

OPENING FOR GIRLTALK!
01-29-08 - Tallahassee, FL - Club Downunder
01-30-08 - Gainesville, FL - Common Grounds
01-31-08 - Orlando, FL - Club at Firestone
02-01-08 - Tampa, FL - Czar Bar
02-02-08 - Miami, FL - Studio A

everyone, stay up.
www.grandbuffet.com is fucked up right now, so stay up with this myspace bullshit.

Get at me anytime, sirs. lordgrunge@grandbuffet.com

Whatever's going down with your asses, BLOG IT OUT! Blogs are going to save the world from anything and everything that might be shitty. Seriously, don't worry about getting off your ass and actually working to fix a problem, just blog it out and you'll be STRAIGHT!

psyche.

Much respect, have a rawsome Christmas.
Lord Grunge

BLOGADELLICK.

Here..s a quick update of some fiery GRAND BUFFET shows coming up. Good news is, all of them are with our good ol.. buddies PARTY DREAM. Holy Christmas.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13TH
@ The Drunken Unicorn
Atlanta, GA

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
@ Café Two Lamonde
Panama City, FL

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15TH
@ The Side Bar
Gainesville, FL

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16TH
@ 9th & Main
Jacksonville, FL

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17th
@ The Lodge
Orlando, FL

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
@ Tavern on Main
Sarasota, FL

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 23RD
@ The Grog Shop
Clevelan, OH

As always, get at me via email, lordgrunge@grandbuffet.com
Respect & happy holidays,
Grunge

GREETINGS & RESPECT!!!

Quick GRAND BUFFET blog for your blog-dog asses:

We..re going to be going on tour with GIL MANTERA..S PARTY DREAM this November. It..s just around the corner, so get your shit together and get ready to party with the two coolest bands/four coolest dudes in America. Also a couple other gigs before then that you simply MUST feel.

First off, I..ll be rocking out solo for the MICROWAVES CD Release party, should be really dope.

10.19.06 Lord Grunge SOLO @ ON Pittsburgh, PA

Next up is one FUCK of a show you don..t want to miss. GRAND BUFFET and PARTY DREAM combine to form one disgustingly awesome megaband, TwoBullKaine.

10.27.06 TWOBULL-KAINE @ Nyabinghi

Then we..ve got a little pre-tour show with PARTY DREAM

10.28.06 GB & GMPD @ Skully's, Columbus, OH

THEN we..re hosting the first annual Pimps & Pharaohs Halloween ball with our good, good pals MAGNOLIA ELECTRIC CO.

10.31.06 GB, MAGNOLIA, ALLIES, MITTENS ON STRINGS @ The 31st St. Pub, Pittsburgh, PA

And then begins the tour to destroy ALL TOURS. GRAND BUFFET and PARTY DREAM. More details on our myspace page.

11.01.06 Howard's Club H, Bowling Green, OH
11.02.06 Empty Bottle, Chicago, IL
11.03.06 Triple Rock Social Club, Minneapolis, MN
11.04.06 Aquarium, Fargo, ND
11.07.06 Sunset Tavern, Seattle, WA
11.08.06 Towne Lounge, Portland, OR
11.10.06 Mezzanine, San Francisco, CA
11.11.06 Echo, Los Angeles, CA
11.12.06 Casbah, San Diego, CA
11.13.06 Beauty Bar, Las Vegas, NV
11.14.06 Urban Lounge, Salt Lake City, UT
11.15.06 Larimer Lounge, Denver, CO
11.16.06 Cavern, Dallas, TX
11.18.06 Emo's Jr., Austin, TX
11.19.06 Proletariat, Houstin, TX
11.20.06 Spanish Moon, Baton Rouge, LA
11.21.06 The Bottle Tree Café, Birmingham, AL
11.22.06 Pilot Light, Knoxville, TN

I..ll be posting updates about all this dogshit, too, so sorry in advance for being redundant.

Respect and hope to see everyone at a show or two. Keep it raw.
lordgrunge@grandbuffet.com
www.grandbuffet.com
.. yinrix

Hey, it's late and we're hanging out at the GB stronghold.

We got Girl Talk here.

Richard Sapporito.

Sand and Dave.

It's the shit.  If you're online and a chick and looking at this bullshit and living in Pittsburgh, you should come the fuck over, right the fuck now.  Keep it real with us.  Bring some booze.

Richard is so fucking annoying.  It's insane.  Love it with us.

Here's a cute little blog about some GRAND BUFFET shows coming up:

July 14, 2006 - Bowling Green, OH @ HOWARD'S CLUB H! w/PARTY DREAM, HABITAT 9pm
July 29, 2006 - Falls Church, VA @ THE STATE THEATRE! w/Of Montreal 7pm
August 1, 2006 - Lancaster, PA @ THE CHAMELEON CLUB! w/Of Montreal 6pm
August 3, 2006 - Covington, KY @ THE MADISON THEATRE! w/Of Montreal 9pm
August 11, 2006 - Austin, TX @ EMO's! w/ DJ JESTER, SAGE FRANCIS

as always, get at me w/show shit at lordgrunge@grandbuffet.com
and check out www.grandbuffet.com
and stay fiery!
PEACE,
Lord Grunge

HELLO BLOGGERS AND BLOG-READERS!

Quick update from the Martin and Lewis of Rap:

We've got a magical show going down in our home of Pittsburgh on Friday, May 19th.
It's my birthday show and a lot of my pals will be there rocking out.

Performances by:
GRAND BUFFET - the usual fire, just how you like it
COBALT BLACK - up and coming rock band from the 'burgh
HEIGHT - our good friend and an amazing rapper from b-more
VICTORY PARTY - longtime allies, first show with us

This shit is going down at the 31st St. Pub in Pittsburgh
3101 Penn Ave.

In other news, we're grinding on our new album, KING VISION. Also I got my own goddamned podcast going at www.lordgrunge.com

More tour dates and other cool shit happening this summer, we'll be in touch.

As always, holler at me anytime at lordgrunge@grandbuffet.com
I try to always reply to myspace messages but it always gets F'd up, so get on that OLD SCHOOL email shit and holler.

BIG LOVE
grungie

oh my holy blog-jesus christ gosh, myspace! this is some BIG news.
five or six years ago, GRAND BUFFET and our good friends MODEY LEMON went on this 3 day tour (officially dubbed THE RAW DEAL TOUR). long story short, whilst traveling together we unlocked our true selves and combined into one awesome fucking hard-rock band, THE FOUR SEASONS BOYS. now we've shaken off the cob webs and we're back -- tomorrow night, in our Pittsburgh, at Gooski's (3117 Brereton St. in Polish Hill @ 10pm).
You don't want to miss it.
BLOG TILL DEATH CLAIMS YOU.

Blogdamnit, this shit is extremely similar to a bulletin I posted moments ago. Enjoy it just the same, I implore you!

Respect to all! Grand Buffet, sensual rap-gods, will be performing at this year's South by Southwest music fest in Austin, TX!

2 things:

First off! Friday night, March 17th @ the Fighting Records party. This is a private, NON SXSW event but you can still go. Maybe. If you want the info on this bitch, check out this shit: www.fightingrecords.com/sxsw

Second off! Sunday night, March 19th @ Emo's Jr. This is straight up, legit, bonfire, proof-that-we-are-sorta-famous, official SXSW shit! For more details, please check www.sxsw.com but the main shit of it is this: 603 Red River in Austin, TX @ Emo's Jr. Tons of other bands including DJ Jester the Filipino Fist and The Mathematicians. We play at 1am.

That's a RAP. More tours, new records, bunch of hot Grand Buffet shit right around the corner. Stay raw. Fight the future.

lordgrunge@grandbuffet.com