IT'S THE AWESOME JESSICA JANE-CLEMENT!

In the new issue of Loaded you get all this entertainment...
 



- The Real Hustle’s Jessica Jane Clement gets wet’n’wild!
- Join the Page 3 pool party!
- Lady GaGa: minx or moose?
- Terminator 4 special!
- T4 girl loses her kit!
- Christian Bale loses it!
- Eric Cantona remembered!
- Awaydays fashion special!
- Nob extenders: do they work?
- Cocaine smuggling!
- Crap UFOs

See www.loaded.co.uk for a sneak peek!

2009'S HOTTEST BABES!




In the new issue of Loaded, out 2 January 2009, you get all this top entertainment...

– Eva, Chanelle and Lindsey get nude!

– The Bloke TV Awards!

– Boozing with a beer monkey!

– How to get laid online tonight!

– The Real Hustle's Jessica-Jane Clement!

– Football fans: how to guarantee glory!

– TV serial killer Dexter!

– Lady love in a sweet shop!

– The world's worst tattoos!

– Micah Richards transfer sensation!

– Brilliant British band The Rifles!

– The Church of Diego Maradona!

– Illegal bike racing!

Get your copy while stocks last and Happy Nude Year!

LINDSEY NAKED! PLUS FREE PORNALIKES FRIDGE MAGNETS!





FREE with the new issue of Loaded, you get the world's funniest fridge magnets, in the shape of our best ever pornalikes. Think Jeremy Clarkson, Cilla Black, Lily Allen and more…

Plus, the new issue of Loaded contains such delights as Lindsey Strutt nude for the first time, Sophie Howard showing her tats and the sexiest Getting Away With It girls. But that's not all…

The new issue also stars Kasabian, Jack from Lost, Screech from Saved By The Bell and Oscar-winner Forest Whitaker supporting our 'Knight The Chuckle Brothers' campaign. You'll also find a GTA IV exclusive, football's most eccentric players, the reason you should support Germany at Euro 2008 and the new Knight Rider bird getting her KITT off. And loads more top shit to entertain you.

HUGE GEMMA SHOOT!





Gemma Atkinson is one of the hugest stars around and in the new issue of Loaded you’ll see a HUGE new Gemma shoot!

Plus, we reveal Britain’s naughtiest girls, lovely Lindsey Strutt’s got it licked, Dita von Teese gets frisky and Beeny, Churchy and Kelly scrap it out in the 2008 MILF Awards!

Not forgetting chimps with guns, The Wombats, Ray Winstone, Man United drunk, Sky babes v Setanta, Gladiators, Supergrass, Corrie crumpet, Modern Toss, LA gangs, assholes and Britney Spears.

It’s a fruity cocktail… get stuck in!

2008 JUST GOT HOT!





It's a new year and a new Loaded to brighten up the winter. Yes, the new issue of Loaded is hotter than July, fellas!

How else can you describe a magazine that has the sensational Danielle Lloyd stripping for you, in her hottest shoot ever? Not forgetting a bikini frenzy, including Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh, Gemma Atkinson, Lindsey Strutt, Abi Clancy, Carmen Electra and Emily Scott. Phew, what a scorcher!

Plus, find out what is the world's sexiest city, witness the most bizarre sex party on Earth and meet the world's coolest football club.

Not to mention Russell Brand revealing an addiction to tractors, Pete Doherty taking on Amy Winehouse, the true story of one man's scotch egg terror and all the gear, gadgets and games you need to know about in 2008.

Buy it now!

Happy New Year, one and all.

NEW ISSUE OF LOADED WITH HOLLYOAKS GIRLS, OUT NOW!

Inside the new Loaded you'll find an amazing Hollyoaks calendar exclusive, featuring all the sexiest girls from the show, including the gorgeous Roxanne McKee.




Not to mention Britain's favourite model Lindsey Strutt getting saucy, while Rod Stewart's hot daughter Kimberly asks, "do you think I'm sexy?" The pics say it all, chaps.

Plus, you get The Mighty Boosh, a 10-page celebrity fashion special, dog snooker, the Chuckle Brothers, pub crawls, sex machines, cartoons, cocaine, NFL, fireworks, Blu-ray, football, food-alikes and tons more stupidly entertaining stuff.

It's all you need this month!

WIN THE LOADED LIFESTYLE!

It's not all drinking free beer and rubbing suntan lotion into Lucy Pinder when you work at Loaded.

Throughout the magazine's illustrious history Loaded writers have been forced to endure the worst jobs on the planet as part of the brilliant 'Dirty Work' feature.




Among many grim tasks, Loaded operatives have been literally up to their elbows in it as a farm vet, ankle-deep in doo doo while working in the sewers and on the bloody case with New York's crime scene cleaners; all in a valiant attempt to find the world's worst job.

In the December 2007 issue (out now) we look at all the dirty work our writers have done over the years.

Now we are calling upon the nation's workers to nominate their friends, family or even themselves for having the worst jobs in Britain, with a chance of winning the best job in Britain for a day: Loaded writer.

VIP hospitality, the UK's top models and all the gadgets a man could dream of await the lucky winner.

Send your nominations to letters@loaded.co.uk for the chance of winning a day as a Loaded writer.

Lindsey Strutt joins a gaggle of comedy celebs at the Loaded Lafta Awards 2007! See Jimmy Carr's acceptance speech, Justin Lee Collins interview and see all the winners and sinners, the liggers and swiggers at the boozey ceremony in London!
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