I just uploaded the short parody of "300" entitled 300 POUNDS: A Spartan Epic Parody.  This version premiered at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 and now is online.

A parody of the movie "300" produced, written, and directed by Jeff Centauri. Fat King Leonidas and his "massive" Spartan Warriors defend the pancake wall known as the "Hotcakes" from Xerxes and his Ninja Immortals, along with Kratos, the God of War.

Hosted By:
Jeff Centauri

When:
Saturday, July 25, 2009

Where:
San Diego Comic Con Convention Center
111 W. Harbor Dr.
San Diego

Description:
Ok, Gerard has no idea we made this movie, but he soon will.

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Come Join me and the Cast and Crew of 300 Pounds SATURDAY, July 25, 2009 at the San Diego Comic Con where it makes its Worldwide Premiere! After that we will be at the panel to discuss the making of the movie and answer questions from the audience.

2:25-2:45 300 Pounds—An epic parody of the movie 300. Fat King Leonidas and his fat Spartan Warriors defend the great pancake wall known as the "Hot Cakes" from the invading Xerxes, his Ninja Immortals, and Kratos, the God of War.

Panelists include Jeff Centauri (director, Hollywood Ninja Director), Lou Klein (Deadliest Warrior Master Ninja), Jed Rowen (Ninja Apprentice), Chris Holmes (the 3D Ninja), and Nadine Loren (Sexy Ninja Assassin).





Here is a link to the teaser trailer:

I finally created my personal youtube page to upload the videos behind the scenes with the models, fun stuff, etc

Models Gone Wild!


And you can see trailers and scenes to my movie projects

Hollywood Ninja Youtube Channel

Here is a new series that we have been working on.

300 lbs Exclusive Sneak Peek in (HD) High Definition

Make sure to click on the "watch in HD" because it is so much better :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_zOIzl85C4

or Watch a smaller version below...on the bottom right of the player click on "HQ" for way better quality.






Bloopers!

A girl beats up on a vandal who spray paints graffiti on public property.
I just uploaded this. Make sure to Click the "HQ" on the bottom right corner of the vid right after you click PLAY for better quality :)

 Jeff

Check out my latest demo reel video on my page. I just finished cutting it a couple of days ago. I added several clips from my 2007 shoot. This 2008 I am directing 2 movies and they will be added later.

Check out this video: Jeff Centauri Directors Reel 2007

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We are currently casting actresses, actors, martial artists, acrobats, and dancers for several roles for an action adventure movie currently entitled "KATANA".

"Kitty (Katana) travels the far corners of the globe in search of Kaizer to destroy the Twin Dragon Blades and prevent her from becoming the ultimate of evil.  Kitty must first defeat the five elemental before she can confront her."

Not only will this production be fun to work in, but it will serve as a good demo reel...and there is pay.

KITTY: Heroine. Starring role, Mixed (Asian-American – Eurasian)
Age 18-24.  Attractive, must be in good physical shape, will be required to do fights, acrobatics, wire rigging, and some stunts.  Martial arts, gymnastic or Dance abilities a Plus!

KAIZER: Antagonist.  Starring role, Mixed (Asian-American – Eurasian)
Age 35-40.  Attractive, must be in good physical shape, will be required to do fights, acrobatics, wire rigging, and some stunts.  Martial arts, gymnastic or Dance abilities a Plus!

KENJI: Adopted father of Kitty and ninja leader.

Co-Star.  Asian, Age 30-35.  Must be in good physical shape, will be required to do fights, acrobatics, wire rigging, and some stunts.  Martial arts or gymnastics a Plus!

YUJI: Ninja and Kitty's love interest.

Co-Starring role, Mixed (Asian-American – Eurasian)
Age 18-24.  Handsome, Must be in good physical shape, will be required to do fights, acrobatics, wire rigging, and some stunts.  Martial arts or gymnastics a Plus!

HANZO: Master Ninja and father of Kitty.

Co-Star.  Asian, Age 30-35.  Must be in good physical shape, will be required to do fights, acrobatics, wire rigging, and some stunts.  Martial arts or gymnastics a Plus!

GOTHIC LOLITAS: A gang of "anime-style" Gothic Dolls who are cute yet vicious.
Age: 14-24.  Attractive, Cute.  Some will be required to fight on film.  Cosplayers a Plus.

ETERNAL WARRIORS: Elemental warriors of Fire, Wood, Metal, Water, and Earth that will face Kitty in battle.

Unique and Distinguished looks.  Age:18-40, Any ethnicity, Must be in good physical shape, will be required to do fights, acrobatics, wire rigging, and some stunts.  Martial arts or gymnastics a Plus!

NINJAS: Part of the protagonist's Ninja clan.
Criteria:
(Males and Females)  Age: 18-35. Must be in good physical shape, will be required to do fights, acrobatics, wire rigging, and some stunts.
Martial arts, gymnastic or Dance abilities a Plus!


Message me with your picture(s) or headshots, zed cards.  If you have any videos of you performing, you may send that too.

If you have been selected, you will still have to go through an audition process in Los Angeles, CA.  Pay Rates will vary according to roles.

If you have been chosen, you will undergo training and fight choreography rehearsals, and script rehearsals in Los Angeles.