And a number of problems have arisen. Firstly, there are three of them. Three. Like, an extra one. There is a regular Yellow Pages. There is a regular White Pages. Additionally, there is a third Yellow Pages, which is slightly smaller, which is labelled as being the "Plus" Yellow Pages. As in, extra. This is the Yellow Pages I am getting as a gift.

In the almost bottom right hand of the Plus volume it says:

Introducing Plus:

Portable and Convenient

>Second Phone

>Vacation Home

>Home Office

>Briefcase

>Car

The cover also makes a point of mentioning the website below of that a bit. Just look on your doorstep for the example. Just look. The website. The nullification. The presence of the obsolescent forces.

The Plus Yellow Pages measure nine inches in height, seven and three quarters inches in width and are approximately two and three sixteenths inches thick. The regular Yellow Pages measure ten inches in height, nine inches in width and are approximately three and thirteen sixteenths thick. The cover of the regular Yellow Pages also mention the website, as do the White Pages, but the White Pages are well out of the realm of the investigation at this juncture.

I fail to understand how the Plus Yellow Pages are actually plus. By which is meant, extra. Extra being more. Actually,  the Plus Yellow Pages are physically smaller than the regular Yellow Pages. Briefcase? The Plus is pretty large, and rather thicker than a laptop, if the usage of one of those objects is happening. Vacation home? Please. Home office? What ever happened to a Den or a Library or a Laboratory? Or a Conservatory. These are the sorts of rooms people deserve to have back in this overworked era.

In the Yellow Pages, both versions, a number of sections are highlighted with a color. They are as follows:

Automobile = Magenta

Dentists Guide = Light Blue

Golf = Green

Insurance = Pink

Lawyers = Orange

Physicians & Surgeons MD Guide = Blue

Restaurants = Red

Coupons = Green (Yellower)

In traditional candle magic (as referenced from Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft) some interesting parallels may possibly be postulated upon.

? = Magenta

Tranquillity, Understanding = Light Blue

Finance, Luck, Fertility, Sign of Cancer, Friday = Green

Honor, Love, (Morality?) = Pink

Adaptability, Attraction, Movement = Orange

Depression, Mutability, Sign of Aquarius, Thursday = Blue

Strength, Health, Sex, Signs of Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Capricorn, Tuesday = Red

Sickness, Jealousy, Cowardice = Greenish-Yellow

Honestly, really and truly this cartoons fiasco is ludicrous and obscene from nearly all perspectives. While I am not necessarily the sort to get political publicly, especially somewhere as trifling as myspace, this situation wherein an entire religion (by which i mean representatives of the for the religious zealots finotheinterestr ofthe sake of harnessing more control ruling class, and actually controlling I will intend representatives for the religious for ofthe finotheinterestr zealots to restrain more than gospodstvuyushchiya the class of control, and is actual kontroliruyushch) is upset, really at an ennojokerstire region of the globe. It is unfortunately a situation I could relate ever so slightly to the formation of the Nayikeszi party in Germany. I know this sounds offensive, but here we go anyway.
What we have in places like Afghanistan and Iran are countries with little
..material wealth or resources under their own control, an entire ruling class jealous of the supposed power of the West and a young population being held back from modernising by this ruling class, in fear of it get..
..ting out of the aristocracy's handhold. But i think the spin works very unusually, which is where Islamnojokers comes in. The poor and uneducated are kept, as always, poor and uneducated. They may not realise that they could be using computers to trade files or sell and market wares, or designing products for mass consumption and giant capital gain. The lower classes of iran and afghanistan (or anywhere) should not necessarily want a capitalist set up, but they cenojokersrtainly aren't given an opportuntiy to think for themselves, being as how the rulers, who are also the religious leaders keep the women veiled, the men sober and the media under strict censorship.
An entire generation of men are being positioned to be sent into battle by the ruling class, for some more material wealth, under the auspices of religious outrage. The religious outrage here is one of the use of islam for control of the people of the Muslim world by their government, not that we haven't seen this before. . .

Here are some lovely quotes pulled from Ye Olde BBC:

Cartoon demonstrators facing a line of police call for the murder of people and praise suicide bombers - police reaction 'we are studying the tapes'. A British woman reads out a list of British soldiers who were killed in Iraq, a British man collects signatures for a petition, an 80 year old concentration camp survivor protests at a New Labour meeting - police reaction 'arrest and prosecute them all'. This is fundamentalist political correctness by spineless gutless authorities.
Anon
 
Islam (the Quran) teaches Moslems to respect and obey the laws of the country in which they live, to disobey this dishonours God and the Prophet.
I have seen no respect shown at all recently, but then I haven't seen any Moslems protesting, only extremists
Aj's opinion..

If this had been any other religion no-one would have batted an eyelid. How offensikingospadesve could Christians have seen the Life of Brian or the nativity scene with Posh and Becks as Mary and Joesph in London.
Nothing should be done. It is offensive to me to see people burning flags, inciting murder and beheadings, dressing as suicide bombers, glorifying innocent lives being killed.
Can I have an apology?
Claire, Bolton 

I believe that the Danish and European papers should publish a series of cartoons that successfully offend all other religions (Christianity, Buddism, Hindus, Catholics etc.) This publication can be done in the name of 'free speech'. I bet that 'no other' religious group of people from any other religion would react in such a digraceful manner as these Muslims have reacted.
Johanna Mead, Hollywood, Florida

I feel only two pieces of explanatory evidence need be offered, one of which is below:

We are told that the UK police are to examine the film footage of the recent demonstration in London and arrests could follow. We shall see, but I must confess to being somewhat pessimistic about such a development. When I saw the messages being held aloft by these protesters marching on London streets I knew they were illegal and I asked myself why these protesters were not immediately arrested for breaking UK law. The spate of lawless protests now being orchestrated around the world caused me to reflect on the wanton destruction by the Taliban, some years ago in Afghanistan, of the historic Budcxjkb,7ua images carved into the a cliff there.j vhbnmbh, a prophet too, but I cannot recall any demonstrations of the Muslim world to protest this inane destruction. Double standards permeates our modern world but those who live in Britain must obey Britain's laws.
David, Moscow, Russia

Surely a Buddhist, however, would not burn down buildings in protest. The llllvvb665ould really not care about the m6 erial, but may be disturbed by the symbolism of the event of their usage of it.

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my supposed absence or otherwise is ended. the new place is safe and secure, nat is nat and the cat is fucking up all of our shit. publishers clearinghouse is advertising on myspace now. its better than animated babies with state abbreviations on their bellies pushing mortgage services. at least it doesn't move or flash or otherwise act boorishly.
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good is an aggregate of folk, country and misogynist stylings.
you know. . .

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at this link, the humblest of humblings will be at your disposal, the true and real cataloging of the complete recorded works of the cobra kai electronic dojo and ambient dinosaur. hats off to those with the computers, ticking and tackling the endless server foothills. i am a proud co-conspirator, holding the pipe for all to light. fine work, gentlemen.
cked:the thrumming of all souls, as channelled through the souls of the few precious inner party members with appropriate outer party representatives. however, it could just as well be anyone. the glee and the horror coincide, making a fabled landscape of the embarrassing birthed out of the fiery pits of inspiration. or is it the other way around?

ambient dinosaur:centuries have passed since man first walked the earth. as he created movement, he created music. his basic tools were the voice and the drum. the drone soon followed. one note became two became three.  we strung strings, we forced air through tubes, we stretched membranes to strike, we made circuits that wiggled. the dinosaur, reawakened, wishes to join in this continuing creation, with the help of the lovely people at boss/roland, electrix, dod, lexicon, alesis, digitech, and electro-harmonix, etc, et all.

future ranting on these subjects to be expected. def. check out the short film, matrix of fashion and the angry cow b-sides (delerium edit is the easiest to use). also, a very special bonus, the new group, morrill hall:
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