I'm bored outa my skull...I didnt get in till 6am and slept all day so im rather awake!...and I thought HELL Il write a motherfucking blog! how about that! So here I am and I aint got a scooby doo what to write...Its bout 1:14 and Im listening to Faith No More ...current song'A Small Victory'...
I just ate some rice,that micro shit,quite nice actually....and now Im thinkin bout goin to make a cuppa..hmm ...
Made one..ahhh thats better,Im feelin the urge to moan about christmas!!
OMG this xmas shite is well pissing me off,as it is most people I expect. Im just not a Christmas kinda gal...i feel a rant comin on brace yourself!
I like presents and drinkin and merriment! as you all well know! he he! and yeah cool xmas great! .... if it was real..but its not!!! BRITISH XMAS'S!! YUK I HAAAATE the tacky jingling,jangling,singin snowman,knob heads wearing santa suits,ho ho fuckin ha,tacky tinsel,,spray snow,cheap plastic bauble,frozen turkey, bus loads of people smellin like filth,shopping malls,rabid,blank staring xmas eyes..like dawn of the dead!! shoot em alllll!!!!
EUUUuughhh! I mean I do actually love the good old fashioned type xmas thang like they have in scandinavia..all ginger bread men and candy canes..I love candy canes! and LAPLAND! reindeers,snow,ELVES ,u know the magical side of it..etc boss!! see but us brits ruin the whole thing make it stink and suk!...
Yeah fair enuf The Family thing...maybe yeah but its fake! people are obliged to put on Phoney Smiles and Fake Hellos(like the bls song) and its pathetic..its 24 FUCKING hours and people go insane!! people like me! feel pressured into complying with the rules of the christmas and so get pulled in and stressed...its awful..it really is..christmas! ha wat a fuckin joke..mass consumerism hell! children and adults expect really expensive gifts..its not about the love..or the thought at all,not like it used to be!!!! ....i hate to say it but society is like this coz people have slowly lost all unity and respect and take everything for granted since ww2...makes me sik!discusting.
But hey lets all dress as santas and get drunk (coz that makes it all go away cant they all see thats all it is...an insane distraction from the INSANE thing that IS xmas.)..and stuff ourselves stupidly lol...at the end of it and everyones skint and fatter! hurray for shitmas!..its not even proper,other religions have like weeks long celebrations of worship!Im not religious but.. 24 hours man! wtf! thats lame! and it hold NO MEANING ..peace to the world..like fuk! .. it dont remind us of how fortunate we are..or anything..and its deffo not a religious holiday..well for most. I just cant get my head round the whole mass hysteria that is xmas...
I feel nauseous at the sight of christmas decorations mainly gold tinsel and colored fairy lights and plastic singing santas..maybe I have a phobia..maybe an allergy!..ha haa bahh humbug and no Im not a miserable bitch quite the contrary!
Hell If xmas is about giving to others and showing loved ones how u care and bringin us closer etc..then Id say I do that most weeks.!!.so why once a year.? an what about this CHRIST fella?!! aint it his birthday like?! dont you all celebrate his birth anymore? aww poor muppet must be spinnin on his cross! wheeeeeeee! heheheeeeee
AHHHH SHITE FOR Y'ALL and shite for christmas..I AM OFFICIALLY THE GRINCHETTE!.. merry fuckin shitmas fuckers!!!lmao!!