This is my current balance at sprint...as you can see I have a credit of $434.42.   Here are the steps to make this happen for you =)

1.) Be with Sprint long enough where you can get a sweet upgrade

2.) Go online and check out some phones that you'd like and note the online price for new customers.

3.) Call a rep and tell them that you tried ordering it online and it wouldn't work and you'd really like to take advantage of the online price.

See...what happened here is that in order for them to give me this pretty expensive Palm Centro phone, for $99.99 they had to shut my account off;  and after you've been with a phone company for so long they credit you after you leave them and they say "If you change your mind within the next 90 days you're account will be credited with X amount of dollars"... I believe that's what happened to me...or someone just downright screwed the F up.   Try it out...i know that AT&T works similar.

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Here we see how "comedian" Carlos Mencia is exposed for steeling jokes.   Carlos Mencia is to comedy as Mili Vanili is to music. 

I'm writing  a blog while I'm at midas getting an inspection.  I would
just like to warn you all just to not ever bother getting an
inspection on a saturday.  My check engine light is off right now so I
guess that's good.  Its boring as hell waiting though.  I guess I
should stop procrastinating all the time, my car is due in one day!
Haha.  I'm not incredibly excited for the new year, i'll be hanging
out with some friends for the most part.  I had a good new years last
year, and for similar reasons I had sort of a horrible rest of the
year.  I don't know if i'll miss 2006 too much, but I miss the day I
brought the new year in.  just like the year has to end so does that
whole 365 day long fiasco (my good friends know what I'm talking
about).  Our year is over, its time to start fresh.  Its strange
because usually this crap symbolizes nothing to me, but because I know
what I was doing last year at this point, and who I was with it means
a little more to me.  I guess I cannot wait to get the new year
rolling.  this year I'm going to try to respect myself a little more,
no more settling for something short of perfect.  Gaaaahhhh!  My car
hasn't even made it in the shop yet!...... If you want to know how all
this turns out then you can ask me later.  Happy new year everyone, be
safe, and God bless.

***UPDATE***

Inspection went well.  The only problem now is that they have a policy
to roll the window down when they pull the car in.  I knew this and
have never had a problem before, but it seems as though this time they
cannot get my window up.  I'm stuck here now longer because they can't
roll up my window.  Ummm I was here for an inspection, that has
nothing to do with my windows.  They needed to replace some sort of
switch, the window worked when I pulled in, I know this because I put
the window up when I pulled it in the lot.  $130 later they charged me
for a problem that I didn't have prior to pulling in the lot, this is
either a coincidence or carelessness.  This could be an interesting
way to start off the new year... You all can comment and decide if I
should pursue a refund.  Foley vs. Midas!!!

For 3 days I've been sleeping no more than 3hrs in a row.. Let me give you an example.. Friday morning I come home from workin' 3rd shift.. I don't fall asleep 'till the afternoon.. at like 1.. so I sleep 'till around 3...blah...I stay up all night after that.. Which would normaly be fine with me, if I didn't feel like crap.  I feel like I could sleep for 3 days but random stuff just keeps spinning around in my head.  You ever get that restlessness in your head?... My body feels like crap but my head just keeps thinking and thinking and thinking, not of important things...just random things.  I've only smoked 2 of my lil cigars in the last 4 days.. maybe that has something to do with it... I better get some sleep tonight though...I gotta go back to work in the morning.  I've also been popping a lot of Mucinex for my cold...I'm sick of the not breathing thing.   No more pills for the rest of the day.   I'm going to my moms for Christmas, and after being as poor as I was you tend to learn about your money..So I'm in better shape with my money this year than I was last year... I could afford more junk.  I got my mom that World Trade Center movie..i hope i dont get sucked into watching it. 

If I ever become very wealthy I hope it's not important to me.. Sometimes...I  get the feeling that the wealthy people try real hard to not be jackasses... Think about how different some people would be if you took their money away, or on the other hand, think of how different some people would be if they were a millionaire.  I wonder what I would be like if i were a millionaire?  People sometimes don't have to tell you what they really think about you, sometimes you just know... If I ever become a millionaire I would have to at least shove it in one persons face... psh...truth is..i would probably just forget about shoving anything in anybodys face... I'd be the guy that sits on my million dollars and lives the same life I live now.  Because I'm comfortable,  I'm comfortable without the shallowness.

Today is the day we celebrate the birth of our savior.. say a prayer for your loved ones... Have a safe Holiday season.

-Reverend Foley

it's 9:30 in the AM and I'm really craving a burger right now.. I called off to work last night because I can't breathe without caughing, and if it doesn't annoy everyone else, it sure does annoy me.  

So here's the deal..I can wait an hour to head down to BK to get a burger and fries or I can go to Wegmans and probably get groceries for the week... The only thing is when I buy say, a bag of chicken nuggets, I'll get sick of them and they just sit in the freezer... mmm...chicken nuggets with sweet 'n sour sauce sounds good right now too.   Lets make me a grocery list... I need, grated cheese, maybe some cheese sticks, chicken nuggets, sweet 'n sour sauce.   Normaly I would also get some whole milk, which I've conveniently been craving since I've gotten sick with this, don't drink milk, cold.  Oh well....I'm going to go to the store to walk around for a bit, forgetting everything I thought about buying and then buying something else. 

-Do The Right Thing,
Reverend JM Foley

As a child I would beg my parents for this one toy that would make me happy for the rest of my life.  Eventually my birthday or Christmas would come around and by then I would want a different toy that would make me happy for the rest of my life.   I would get that different toy and boy oh boy would I be a happy lil camper... No other kids could even brag to me about the toys that they got, b/c I got the one that would make me happy for the rest of my life.   Just a side note to prove this to be true... When I was a little older I wanted a Sega, and I found one at a garage sale that came with Sonic the Hedgehog.  I specifically remember saying these words to my mom "I'd be happy just playing Sonic The Hedgehog on it forever".  Sonic got rather boring after a while.   Ok...where was I..  Oh yes!... I would get that stupendious toy and I'd play the CRAP out of it.  I'd play with it so much so that it would break.  So here I am playing with a broken toy, and I would kind of mention to my father that my toy had broken, he wasn't a jerk so he offered to fix it.  The following thought run through your head in a matter of .05 seconds.  First, I could give my father the toy and he could fix it all up and it would be like new.  Second, I could give my father the toy and he may not be able to fix it and we'd be throwing away a broken toy.  The third option would be I struggle with a broken toy.  Sometimes it was hard to part with that toy, I remember giving it up to my father and then watching over him as if he was performing surgery on a loved one.   Right about now you're asking for the point of this story, and now is the time that I tell you that you'll get a lolipop if you complete the whole reading.  =).  Now no matter the outcome of the toy, it was the right decision to give what was broken up to my father.  There was no good use out of a broken toy.  Now comes my point.  Some of us find ourselves in strange relationships, maybe a friend, or someone more than a friend, or a boss, or a coworker.  These relationships may obviously be crumbling apart  and you've taken notice.  In fact, these relationships are broken, much like my toy.   So what do we do with relationships that feel like they're broken?  Well... I'll tell you what I do.  I lift it up to God!  Sometimes I may even say these words, "Here you go God, I'm sorry that I tried to handle this relationship on my own, it's in your hands now".  Now you have the choice and three things could happen.  First He could fix it and it could be like new again.  Second, He may decide it's in your best interest to throw this relationship away.  Third, you struggle with a broken relationship.   So give it all up, b/c No good comes of a broken relationship.  Do the right thing.

-REVEREND FOLEY!

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Last night at British Invasion 2k6 A Riot broke out and it's all over the national news... Police busted in with Tear Gas and some squad cars got all jacked up...Now before they take the myspace page down I'll share a few comments that people put up there after the Riot... This is TRUE!!!  The page is at http://myspace.com/invasion2k6usa.

Justin




3/4/2006 1:34 PM

ya its finally today im leaving in a bit its going to be the best shit ever

A boy named Aaron




3/4/2006 10:02 PM

sadly it had to end soon with busted down police cars and people crying all over the place cause of the tear gas.. trash cans on fire.. windows at jack in the box shattered and punks roaming the street..it was a good night .. but i didnt get to see VICE SQUAD .. GBH and mother fucking ADICTS!!!

i want my money back!

THIS GUY NAMED ANDO




3/4/2006 10:29 PM

i was there.
i got fuckin maced in the fuckin face!
little kids and their parents running away faces tearing and puking.
the police (terrorists) had guns with plastic bullets and bean bag shotguns.


I WANT ME FUKIN MONEY BACK I DIDNT PAY 30 BUCKS TO GET MACED FUCK THAT!!!!!



@nDo

spaz




3/4/2006 11:33 PM

WHAT THE FUK!!!!!!!! I WHANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WAS ONLY THEIR FOR 1 MINUT WATCHING SOME BAND AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A FUCKING RIOT GOT STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!! wHY DO YOU GUYS LET THOSE FUCKING NAZIS RUIN THE FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!! I WHANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wORST FUCKING SHOW I HAVE EVER BEEN TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fUCK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin




3/4/2006 11:34 PM

fuck those pigs!!

i want my 35 dollars back!

tomass




3/4/2006 11:37 PM

i saved up for a long time to see the adicts and gbh. i didnt get to see them. i want my money back. now...

Hector




3/4/2006 11:42 PM

FUCK WHITE POWER!!

hatalie




3/4/2006 11:50 PM

wtf.
i fucken saved up money to see GBH and Vice Squad..and the fuck do i get....fucken tear gass all over my fucken eyes. fuck the white power. and the motherfucking cops.
i want my fucken money back,

REACT




3/5/2006 12:02 AM

thats fuckin bullshit.....one of the biggest punk riots and i missed it!!!
fuck the pigs!!!!!
fuck white power!!!!
and fuck boneheaded nazis everywhere!!!!!

Xremember to love everthing while u still canX




3/5/2006 12:11 AM

FUCK WHITE POWER...the shit was off the hook the biggest riot ive ever seen in real life...that skin head got fucked up....my hometown is a fucking bigger shit hole now, damn pigs

! Aaron ?




3/5/2006 12:12 AM

fucking tear gas man fuck that shit hurt like hell!!!! that shit sucked. fucken nazis messed up the whole shit man.i fucken want my $$$ back.fucken watch some stupid bands then get tear gased thats fucked!

Moist Snail Poop




3/5/2006 12:47 AM

what bullshit

/..<>H/.. 0_TiRTiN(david perez)




3/5/2006 1:13 AM

WTF!!!!!!!!
fuh i payed 38 bux n right wen Vice Squad, GBH, n ADX were kumin up fuh den all i feel is this tear gas all over my fuckin face.......
fuhh........
i want my money baq for dat shit!>.......
fuh ..!!//!!!!

THIS GUY NAMED ANDO




3/5/2006 1:25 AM

fuck the police
fuckin maceing me.
assholes!
i still want my money back.
ASSHOLES!!!

**BEAST**




3/5/2006 2:25 AM

WTF, everybody was getting along, no problems anywhere that I saw, then Broken Bones stops playing because of a commotion , with fuckin tear gas coming in thru the front door...I lost one of the shirts that I had bought, trying to get my wife to safety, Thankfully no one got killed, at least until the damn tear gas clears...That a was fuckin scary...SAY GOOD -BYE to FUTURE SHOWS THERE.. THAT'S FOR SURE!! Unfuckinbelievable!!!..Damn Nazi's What was the point! Why tear gas?? I hope everyone made it safely to their motel rooms or made it home :(
**BEAST**