Guys, everybody... come hear.. come, listen, i have something very important to tell you all....

Although the mustache has been quite distantly retired from "things that would be considered cool or attractive", I believe it is a terrible tragedy that we as a society have lost our respect for a thing that deserves our every thanks.  Why?  Think about it.  I mean, how many of our parents wedding pictures show our fathers with a mustache.  Guilty here..  And my point is...  if our fathers didn't have ultra sexy 'staches...  our mothers would have gone onto some stud with a caterpillar lip and well, our mothers wouldn't be our mothers.  SO...  love the stache.  you owe it to it.

peace out,
drew

Im starting a gang. A "Hungry Hungry Hippos" gang. Basically we go around and whoooop the crap outta 5 year olds that think they got something on us. We'll they DON'T!!! .... and we'll prove it. We will be known as the 'Die-no-might Dazzlers' ... keep it hush hush.. you know the drill -drew

I just realized that I will never be a professional basketball player. Im 5'8" I can't dribble... or shoot I don't know the rules There will be a one week mourning period for the loss of my one hope and dream in life. Yes... sending cookies will make me feel better. -Drew

Today.. -looked in mirror -found: 2 eyes 1 nose 1 mouth 2 ears 1 full head of hair 2 eyebrows ... today is going to be a good day

My space. Your space. His space.... A few days ago I thought I had a great idea. I was at Super Target (it really is super: super big, super convenient, super full of everything a college student needs.... super duper?) Anyways, I went to the "good deals" section, maybe some might call it a "bargain bin," or even "the section full of stuff that nobody wants but is priced low enough that people such as myself cannot pass up the deals." Any way you look at it, my great idea revolved around that section. As I entered the palace I saw that market pantry soda is only 2 dollars for a pack of twelve. Now, I said to myself, 2 dollars, thats less than 20 cents per soda. Turns out though, that it is that cheap because it is terrible. Don't ever buy market pantry soda. Peace 'n love, Drew