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Status: Single
City: Can Of Spaghetti
State: Australian Capital Territory
Country: AU
Signup Date: 7/17/2006

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Sunday, December 14, 2008 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: School, College, Greek
So long time no blogggg.
I thought I would bring up the toe pick of dirt bags.
Dirt begs are like the most potent of the species. You got your rat bag, crap bag, carry bag, shoulder bag, grocery bag, green bag, school bag, work bag, sleeping bag, awake bag, plastic bag, paper bag, metal bag, gas bag, eye bag, doggy bag, catty bag, kitty litty bag, i bags the front seat bag, you're a bag influence, it's only the baginning, please! I bag you!, what's with the bag, you poor bagger, Aldi makes you pack your own bag, there are some keys and water and stuff in my bag. Bags come in all shapes and sizes, and colours and textures, you can have pockets or secret pockets or well known pockets, sometimes they have wheels sometimes feet, the bag was invented by Henry Bag in 2002. He got the idea when a bag fell from a tree onto his head. Looking up he saw that brat Jimmy McKlargrel dangling by his legs.
"Dang it Jimme! Why'd you gott be so ratty when I'm tryna come up with my invention assignment?!"
"Shove it shin 'ed!" retorted Jimmmo.
Henry got up and stormed off into the distance, dragging his bagging along bebag bag.

Saturday, April 12, 2008 

Current mood:  fermented
Category: Life
    This is a tale of how the beginning came to an end. We shall first begin by inseckting each newest member. Once when there were so few of you as there were of us we migrated up the slopes of incestuous humanity. It's the kind of view with multiple layers of focus. The closest and biggest is often the most out of focus. The further away you get, dead end. I used to look out the window of a clear glassmoon. And see pictures in blackandwhite of old families sitting around a supper table.

Here is a chilling tale:
We searched a google, fresh and true, a baci choco we did find. There lay a sleeping beast apon it's throone did cack. A silver sword apon it's bow. And lightning vault apon it's back. Twelve toed Mary, who had recently lost it, was the only witness.

Sickle survivary Gold and Rosary Silver. Spurs of cotton apon my weary brow. Yesterday we sowed tilled the fields of cotton rest apon my ivory brow.

Blonde as a destitute preist apon a sickly field of legendary honey bees.
And freezing as a gusty field of dead boney horses lapping up the saliva of dogs.
To the left to the right, oily up to the north of the wind direction. The snow flows ever backwards and my heart only pounds to the south, where my earnest lay. With a ridiculous amount of effort, mountains were rising, like the presentation of an award not earned.

AubergineSplitEnds
Thursday, January 17, 2008 

Current mood:  breezy





I pressed once on each of the available emoticonthefruitererers. There are totally multiples in there. What a disgusting waste of space. Thank goodness there is only one of those clam fellas. I took the liberty of grouping them to make viewing more pleasurable/disgustworthy. If you have any thoughts on this please share them with the group.

Good "Doris" Day

Thursday, December 06, 2007 

Current mood:  exotic
Category: Life

Dear Dairy,

Spice Power.
We all got it in ya on ya out the shout out it down stairs ya.
The Spice Girls are very good. I watched their motione picture today. The Spice Girls are very good.

Lots of love,

The Spice Girls.

Monday, November 05, 2007 

Current mood:  indescribable
Category: Friends
So the term "Soap Opera".
Where did she come from?
Across the western seas in the days of old.
The Real Deal: The word Opera is Eyetalian for "a work", (comes from the Latin word Opus, meaning work or labour).
Westerns used to be called "Horse Operas" I'm guessing this was because they were dramas (like operas) with horsies in them.
Anywhey, in the  1930s, the "Golden Age Of Radio", Radio Serials (like a televisionne programme butte onlyye theee audiooe!) became very popular. They became known as "Soap Operas" because they were usually sponsored by soap manufacturers (such as 'Proter and Gamble' and 'Colgate-Palmolive' [recognise yez?]). The first Soapie was broadcast in 1930 on Chicago's WGN.
As televisionne became populare in the yeast extract, we can all now see the fine lines liver liven up. Ringo has bulimia. Toadie, anxiety. Elle has to choose between her father and her used-to-be-boyfriend-he-'-s-now-having-a-baby-wit-h-caromella-koala.

Don't get none on ya, do it twice, be nice. It's very nice to be important, but more important to be very nice. Let it all hang out, drag it in the sand, and make a deep rut. People who live in glass houses shouldn't...A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose. One good turn takes most of the blankets. You can lead a horse to water, but don't push him in. Nothing smells any worse than a wet horse, or you can lead a horse to water push him in and teach him the backstroke, then you've really got something. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. Love is life, life is love. Light your own candle and the world will be a much brighter place. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a little knot, hang on and swing. Stay calm, try to adjust. You can't live with 'em or without 'em. hoo hee, HEE HOO! Don't let your six gun get rusty. It's been a business doing pleasure with you, it's been real... and your LEEEEEEADAAAAAAAAH love you-ah!
- Big Jack Armstrong's signature Signoff.


Monday, September 24, 2007 

Current mood:  irate
Category: Romance and Relationships
..> ..>
Show Time: 19 Oct 2007 - 05:00 PM
Venue Name: Weston Creek (don't worry, because of the drought the bed will be dry, so you won't get wet, or drown for that matter)
Address: Just swim upstream from Pine Island
City: Tasmania
State:
Country: AU
Zip/Postal Code: Tasmania
Cost: 10?
Description: You might want your cossies still, but, because we're likely to go hard and not home and you might get a little sweaty or drenched in your peers' sweat, and I've heard that it can ruin even the most durable silk underwear... Also, It's called Detonation and it's a comp and there will be many, many bands there... Sweat! (Sweet?)
Only posting it coz the gig section is effed.
Saturday, September 08, 2007 

Help Raise Money For HEARTKIDS
A Fundraising event is being organised to support the children's charity HeartKids. We are hoping to raise money and awareness.

Why help HeartKids? Imagine living in a country where the largest killer of Australian children receives almost no media attention, minimal awareness and very limited funding for vital research. Now imagine this affects your family. The reality is we ARE in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Australia and this is happening to OUR children.

Let me tell you a little about Childhood Heart Disease….

Congenital Heart diseases (CHD) are a group of conditions in which the heart develops in an abnormal fashion during pregnancy, resulting in a structural abnormality. CHD are a significant health problem in children in Australia and are responsible for considerable acute illness, death and disability.

A few facts to ponder

©       The Australian institute of Health and Welfare (AIHW) report that in Australia, Heart diseases are one of the biggest killers of infants less than one year old.

©       Almost 50%of admissions to Paediatric Intensive Care Units are related to CHD

©       Data from the AIHW report that CHD are responsible for twice as many deaths as childhood cancer.

©       Six babies are born every day in Australia with CHD

These are alarming statistics and that's why we need your support

Parents of children with CHD created HeartKids. Our Vision is to embrace the future for HeartKids through increased awareness, support, research and advocacy.

We cannot do this alone. Please come down and lend your support from 11am – 3pm on Sunday 9 September at Point Hut Pond Park in Gordon.

©   Big Hearts Can Help Make Little Hearts Smile   

For more information on HeartKids go to www.heartkidsnsw.org.au or phone 02 9294 0800.

Thursday, August 09, 2007 

Current mood:None

Nestled between the juicy green leaves of the supple maple, she feeds her young. Long days huntung for various feed feed fourteen times over her head the sparrow swooped, with earn turn coming nearer and nearer to the pretty pink bow she's tied into her sandy blonde curls that morning. Mariette shrieked and they were real hungry today, she didnt think she would have enough. The smaller! weaker ones would die soon. She walked slower than usual today, she didnt want to get to her destination because she knew that when she did Mark, her beloved, would recognise the warm splatter on her face as pig shit, even though she'd tried hard to conceal the unsightly blemish. What an idiot this bird was. Mother hen mother hen round around around again,t. (afgent) pron. muppet. I didn't like the big red one. Cecily Parsley, meanwhile, was 'round the back o' th' b'''sh'd with Fabian. The school horse, saddling him up to go on a journey. But wait! Caroline, the evil headmistress, came aloong jus' in the' nick o' t''e  and Exclaimed "No! I don't like houses...too many hairs, and ribbons, and brushed hairs!".  Cecily, being an insolent young what's it? Ahh yes, now i recall. Cecily sucked and flipped Caroline*, riding away maniacly.. Unfortune in her haste she's not fasted Fabian's saddle properly and slipped off, landing on Mariette's face in a warm splatter of pig shit. Bird circles circles bird, where it ends what is the word? Sadlll paddll bird spied the cafuffle and thought herself lucky she much prefered vomite to pig naughties. Nests and birds nests were seen by my eyes they took the ribbon from horse hair, dumb red ribbon, that's all i see when horse is hippoes said. Fool of a took! Throw yourself down next time and rid us all of your stupidity.

Yours Sincerly,

Abigail and Macintosh

*Select the most correct verb:
  Onto her head with the finess she'd acquired through her years as a Sation Master/ Off

Thursday, August 09, 2007 

Current mood:None

Nestled between the juicy green leaves of the supple maple, she feeds her young. Long days huntung for various feed feed fourteen times over her head the sparrow swooped, with earn turn coming nearer and nearer to the pretty pink bow she's tied into her sandy blonde curls that morning. Mariette shrieked and they were real hungry today, she didnt think she would have enough. The smaller! weaker ones would die soon. She walked slower than usual today, she didnt want to get to her destination because she knew that when she did Mark, her beloved, would recognise the warm splatter on her face as pig shit, even though she'd tried hard to conceal the unsightly blemish. What an idiot this bird was. Mother hen mother hen round around around again,t. (afgent) pron. muppet. I didn't like the big red one. Cecily Parsley, meanwhile, was 'round the back o' th' b'''sh'd with Fabian. The school horse, saddling him up to go on a journey. But wait! Caroline, the evil headmistress, came aloong jus' in the' nick o' t''e  and Exclaimed "No! I don't like houses...too many hairs, and ribbons, and brushed hairs!".  Cecily, being an insolent young what's it? Ahh yes, now i recall. Cecily sucked and flipped Caroline*, riding away maniacly.. Unfortune in her haste she's not fasted Fabian's saddle properly and slipped off, landing on Mariette's face in a warm splatter of pig shit. Bird circles circles bird, where it ends what is the word? Sadlll paddll bird spied the cafuffle and thought herself lucky she much prefered vomite to pig naughties. Nests and birds nests were seen by my eyes they took the ribbon from horse hair, dumb red ribbon, that's all i see when horse is hippoes said. Fool of a took! Throw yourself down next time and rid us all of your stupidity.

Yours Sincerly,

Abigail and Macintosh

*Select the most correct verb:
  Onto her head with the finess she'd acquired through her years as a Sation Master/ Off

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 

Current mood:  surprised
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Gold is heavy. We lost the previous load.

Sorry.utrtew