All that crap you're dealing with?

Just flush it. 

people of the Islamic Faith.  God sees the heart.  Religion is always susceptible to corrupting influences.  Man is the wild card in all religions.  The flawed nature of humanity in spite of the capacity for good is always a possible corrupting influence.  All religion can be corrupted by flawed individuals.  The truest religion has always been one individual
and God's influence on him.

The Gub Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jkvFPJbl5k

When in the hell
When in the hell
when in the hell you gonna get into it
money's gone
job's gone
something's wrong
better get into it.


(C) 2009 T. Paige

here it is from your own Koran---Thou Shalt Not Kill

....anyone who murders any person who had not committed murder or horrendous crimes, it shall be as if he murdered all the people. (5:32)

Other things you can do with your elbow:

Sneeze into your elbow.

Blow your nose into your elbow.

Type with your elbow...don't touch those nasty keys.

Drive with your elbows.  Keep 'em both on the wheel.

Hug your mother or wife and children with your elbows...if your really love them
you won't touch them with your filthy hands.

Play piano with your elbows.   My favorite is chopsticks....Listen!

Dial the phone with your elbows.  This is a little hard with cell phones but it can be done.  Try it...You'll be amazed at the people you talk to. If they are not unenlightened heathens they will understand.

Turn off the lights with your elbow.  This can get interesting if your only light is a floor lamp. 

Other things you can try:
Vacuuming
Smoking
Dancin'
Sexual activities
Homework
Housework

Sorry this distortion campaign just irks me.    Statistically, how can this be correct.  How can a person who drinks one beer drive the same as the person who drinks a case?   It's the same ol zero tolerance bugaboo... 

Other same as-es


An inch of rain is the same as 4 inches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VdC1aUUU6w