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Status: Single
City: MOSES LAKE
State: Washington
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/17/2006

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Friday, March 21, 2008 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
CHECK IT OUT

This week I reviewed:
Desert Warrior
Taxi Driver
Dr. Strangelove

I’m hosting all reviews at my blog at closedToThePublic.net/DVDblog, it has a searchable archive and supports nicely formated reviews.
Currently listening:
King James Version
By Harvey Danger
Release date: 12 September, 2000
Sunday, March 09, 2008 
This review is clearly late, even though I set no clear 'release' time for these reviews, that said, things are going to change. For starters I am planning a complete overhaul of my website. Some of you may remember the days of Chris-Boyer.com, and table based web pages, but those days are coming to a close and I am now looking onward to the bright shining future of ClosedToThePublic.net. ClosedToThePublic.net will be a portal for everything I do, so my DVD blog will be officially hosted there, but I do plan I keeping this posted at mySpace, the nice thing about hosting it on my own site is it will have a great search feature that you can look up reviews based on titles and allow people who aren't mySpace members to leave comments. I would like to know what you think of this blog and what you would like to see as far as 'extra features' go. How much information is to much? Right now I am linking IMDB, and Netflix, but with this post I will have it all, title art, IMDB, Netflix, Amazon, and a link to tell you where you can find it at the Scarecrow Video in Seattle. Do you care? Do you use any links I have in my blog, do you even consider watching movies based on my reviews? Tell me.

To read this weeks reviews please visit ClosedToThePublic.net/DVDblog/
Tuesday, February 26, 2008 

Category: Art and Photography
If I was smart I would write each review after I saw the film, but being the procrastinator that I am I put them all off till tonight. If you didn't read by bulletin last week I have started writing up a weekly DVD review so you see what I think about the movies I watch (and I watch 2-5 weekly.) This week I've added in a little Netflix link for you Netflix subscribers along with the IMDB link for the title. If you think a review is 'inadequate' or have something to say, feel free send me a message or leave a comment and I may even add and addition to the weekly review just like I did this week. If your wondering why I use a 5 star rating system, but don't stick to integers it's because I'm stuck with integers on Netflix and this gives you a better view why it got the star rating it did in my Netflix profile. Feel free to check my blog for older reviews.


Au Revoir Les Enfants: This is a French coming of age story of Julien Quintin and his classmates in a Catholic boarding school during the German occupation of France in WWII. Julien befriends a new student who is Jewish (but posing as Protestant). The cruelty of the war makes them grow up fast, in this un-romanticized picture of boyhood to manhood. Great acting for all the children and well shot 3.5/5 stars.


I Married a Monster From Outer Space: I added this to my queue because it's called 'I Married a Monster From Outer Space' and it had been a while since I got my cheesy 50's B-Movie fix, but as I watched it I realized that it was a well shot, well acted low budget sci-fi noir. It is notable that this is a rare film for it's era to have no male hero, Marge, the unfortunate bride of the outer space monster does everything in her power to alert the town and rally the them against the terrors from space that hides in there midst. If you like film noir and 50's cinema you should check this out 4/5 stars.


Visions of Light: I found this interesting but it's for cinematography nerds only, after watching this I added 'The Conformist', 'Naked City', 'Blue Velvet', and 'On the Waterfront' to my queue and bumped up 'Taxi Driver' closer to the top. 3.5/5 stars.


Bande à part (Band Of Outsiders): I've only just begun to watch French New Wave films and watching 'Band of Outsiders' helped me understand what the 'New Wave' entails. This is the story of three people involved in a heist, rather then being about a heist involving three people. The crime was secondary to the relationships and characters rather then it being in the forefront. While it had similarities to film noir, it was not nearly as dark in the story or the photography. Overall enjoyable, but I would have a hard time as describing it as ground breaking. 3.5/5 stars.


Re Cara: Big Fish: Last week Cara found my big fish review to be disappointingly short, and overall useless, so heres a bit more incite to what I felt about the film. One of the great aspects of this film what how the reality was so dependent on the fantasy. Without that fantastic element the relationship and the conflict between William Bloom and his father would not have been believable in the reality based segments of the film. This dependency is very unusably to movies and really played to Burton's strength as a director. Oddly enough that tie in to fantasy makes this one of Burton's most realistic movies that I've seen (apart from Ed Wood, which was a bio-pic) 4.5/5 stars


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Tuesday, February 19, 2008 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I watch 2 - 5 DVDs a week and I've decided that I'm going to start telling you all what I think about them, better then those stupid surveys people take here. This is just a bullet point review of each DVD.

Touch of Evil - I have a soft spot in my heart for Film Noir, and Orson Welles directed a low budget winner with Touch of Evil, while not quite a brilliant as some people say and Charlton Heston does play a Mexican this was an enjoyable ride for me, great photography 4/5 stars.

La Tigre la neve (The Tiger and the Snow)
- Wired Italian romantic comedy directed by and staring Roberto Benigni. It took a little for me to get into this film and every once in a while I felt like the humor was going to take a direction that would really grate on me but it always seemed to steer away from those treacherous waters at the last minuet and keep the film fun and enjoyable. This movie sometimes takes darker turns but rather then taking away from the comedy it makes it more believable 3.6/5 stars.

Big Fish - I enjoyed this, it's fun and touching and the way Tim Burton mixes fantasy with reality is wonderful. 4.5/5 stars

Loony Toons Vol 1 Disk 3 - It's Loony Toons, watch them, love them. That sad I really enjoyed "The Lost Shorts" extra feature on this disk, it went over some WWII propaganda and was very interesting, another thing of note is one short was borrowed almost shot for shot in Pixar's Monsters Inc. 4/5 stars.

Madame Tutli-Putli - Surreal Canadian stop-motion , fast paced weird and beautiful, I am ordering the DVD 5/5 stars.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006 

Category: Art and Photography


This is a birthday present for my brother, he is turning 20 and is into cooking and fine wines.

This is the first sculpture Ive made using all Sculpy, the rubbery texture makes it really hard to work with but at least you can bake it for a longer lasting piece of art, while I prefer sculpting with Van Aken I think I'll try to keep making Sculpy stuff like this when I want something more permanent.