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Age: 29
Sign: Cancer

City: MANCHESTER
State: NEW HAMPSHIRE
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 


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Tuesday, October 16, 2007 
Be sure to check out our new front page! It's SPOOKY.


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Ronald Reagan's Corpse Encounters Strange Ink.

If you like that headline, you're going to LOVE this website!

They claim to be the cure for writer's block, or perhaps the solution to all of your uninspired birthday party theme ideas, or a great way to come up with a name for a fictional character or potted plant, irregardless. It is high-comedy.

Follow this link:

And be sure to plug in your name and "Ronald Reagan's corpse" as your two subjects.

Come back and post your favorite result as a comment response to this post!

And remember: "Strange Ink launches Ronald Reagan's Corpse opposite the sequel. The parade thirsts for the bias. The dentist prefers a humble night past the ballot. Does Ronald Reagan's Corpse peer around the urgent abstract? Without the gender snacks its capitalist"

I'll say!


Strange Ink Comics Coming Soon!

Now Accepting...

Doing your online comic for the love? Now you can do it for the money!

Strange Ink comics will launch an online comics website this fall, but before that can happen we need to fill out our 7 title roster.

We're looking for 7 art teams (or individual artists)who are already producing an online comic or are getting ready to kick off a project you've been sitting on for years. Old or new, we don't care. We want your artwork and we're willing to pay for it.

Artists (or teams) that are offered a contract (the title will be exclusive to Strange Ink Comics for the duration of the run, but all rights will be retained by the creator) will be expected to produce a scant *4* pages/episodes/strips per month (whatever format your comic runs in) and will be paid a scant $5 for each. That's $20 per month! Which is more than you're making right now working for "love."

"Is $20 really worth it" you ask? Pssh! Yeah it is! Here's just a sample list of things you could buy with $20:

-A gallon of gas
-A matinée of "Ratatoullie"
-Secure your domain name for like 5 YEARS!
-20 lottery tickets (or 10 if you're a high-rolling $2
ticket person)
-More comics
-An investment it in a low interest/high yield venture
capitalist opportunity
-A vacation (from your regular toothpaste)
-Dinner at a fancy restaurant like Applebees

We don't care, it's YOUR $20! Every month! For doing something that you're already doing for "love" which can't be redeemed for ANY of the things listed above.

If you're interested, the submission period begins… holy crap! TODAY!

So put together your digital files (nothing more than 3-5 pages/strips/episodes and nothing more than 1M jpeg total, please). Better yet, I'd prefer if you just send a link (since you're already so web-savvy) to the work that is already in the public domain or to that super-secret file on your server space that no one knows about where you've been hiding your ideas (we won't show it to anyone, promise!).

Title it: "strange submission" and email it to:submissions@strangeinkcomics.net

Right now! Go! Before I spend your money!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping



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Sections of the week.






Get ready for Halloween!








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Feline Disrespect From Behind!




Strange Ink Comics Coming Soon!

Now Accepting...

Doing your online comic for the love? Now you can do it for the money!

Strange Ink comics will launch an online comics website this fall, but before that can happen we need to fill out our 7 title roster.

We're looking for 7 art teams (or individual artists)who are already producing an online comic or are getting ready to kick off a project you've been sitting on for years. Old or new, we don't care. We want your artwork and we're willing to pay for it.

Artists (or teams) that are offered a contract (the title will be exclusive to Strange Ink Comics for the duration of the run, but all rights will be retained by the creator) will be expected to produce a scant *4* pages/episodes/strips per month (whatever format your comic runs in) and will be paid a scant $5 for each. That's $20 per month! Which is more than you're making right now working for "love."

"Is $20 really worth it" you ask? Pssh! Yeah it is! Here's just a sample list of things you could buy with $20:

-A gallon of gas
-A matinée of "Ratatoullie"
-Secure your domain name for like 5 YEARS!
-20 lottery tickets (or 10 if you're a high-rolling $2
ticket person)
-More comics
-An investment it in a low interest/high yield venture
capitalist opportunity
-A vacation (from your regular toothpaste)
-Dinner at a fancy restaurant like Applebees

We don't care, it's YOUR $20! Every month! For doing something that you're already doing for "love" which can't be redeemed for ANY of the things listed above.

If you're interested, the submission period begins… holy crap! TODAY!

So put together your digital files (nothing more than 3-5 pages/strips/episodes and nothing more than 1M jpeg total, please). Better yet, I'd prefer if you just send a link (since you're already so web-savvy) to the work that is already in the public domain or to that super-secret file on your server space that no one knows about where you've been hiding your ideas (we won't show it to anyone, promise!).

Title it: "strange submission" and email it to:submissions@strangeinkcomics.net

Right now! Go! Before I spend your money!
Sunday, September 23, 2007 

Current mood:  ditzy
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
Sorry to anyone who tried to buy stuff and couldn't. The site was a bit broken and we had no idea. We also revamped the front page a bit so be sure to check it out!



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Strange Vacation Pictures or DO NOT HIRE ANSEL ADAMS!

Where do I begin? At the beginning I suppose.

If you read my initial post about the First Annual Strange Ink Vacation Ivitational. You know that we hired a VERY expensive "professional" photographer to capture the wacky-hilariousness on film for all the world to enjoy. The idea here was that, Bryan, Greg and I would be free from having to work the camera ourselves and thus unleash the true goofy photo-ops that we are known for.

I've been waiting to get the photo CD back from the "photographer" and well, I guess you can go ahead and judge the results for yourself.

Read the rest and see the pictures
HERE.
Friday, September 07, 2007 

Current mood:  chipper


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Strangeink Comics coming soon!

NOW ACCEPTING…

Doing your online comic for the love? Now you can do it for the money!

Strange Ink comics will launch an online comics website this fall, but before that can happen we need to fill out our 7 title roster.

We're looking for 7 art teams (or individual artists) who are already producing an online comic or are getting ready to kick off a project you've been sitting on for years. Old or new, we don't care. We want your artwork and we're willing to pay for it.

Artists (or teams) that are offered a contract (the title will be exclusive to Strange Ink Comics for the duration of the run, but all rights will be retained by the creator) will be expected to produce a scant *4* pages/episodes/strips per month (whatever format your comic runs in) and will be paid a scant $5 for each. That's $20 per month! Which is more than you're making right now working for "love."

"Is $20 really worth it" you ask? Pssh! Yeah it is! Here's just a sample list of things you could buy with $20:

-A gallon of gas
-A matinée of "Ratatoullie"
-Secure your domain name for like 5 YEARS!
-20 lottery tickets (or 10 if you're a high-rolling $2
ticket person)
-More comics
-An investment it in a low interest/high yield venture
capitalist opportunity
-A vacation (from your regular toothpaste)
-Dinner at a fancy restaurant like Applebees

We don't care; it's YOUR $20! Every month! For doing something that you're already doing for "love" which can't be redeemed for ANY of the things listed above.

If you're interested, the submission period begins… holy crap! TODAY!
So put together your digital files (nothing more than 3-5 pages/strips/episodes and nothing more than 1M jpeg total, please). Better yet, I'd prefer if you just send a link (since you're already so web-savvy) to the work that is already in the public domain or to that super-secret file on your server space that no one knows about where you've been hiding your ideas (we won't show it to anyone, promise!).

Title it: "strange submission" and email it to: submissions@strangeinkcomics.net

Right now! Go! Before I spend your money!


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Back from vacation!

Wow! What a summer!

For those of you that are regular visitors to the world of strangeink, let me say "thank you!" For those of you who are not, let me say "Go to Hell!" For everyone in earshot let me say: we're back from vacation and we had a really great time. We lived, we learned, we loved, we rode rollercoasters, we threw up, we posted things on ebay, we played whiffleball, we made hotdogs… it was a VERY full summer. And the best part about it is we hired a professional photographer to follow us around the entire time and document the whole thing!

Read the rest HERE.

NFL 2007 Season Kickoff!

While you won't see us in the fancier sports bars around town (we're more of an Applebee's crowd) Strange Ink International, Inc. digs us some organized professional sports. From Baseball to the World Beard and Moustache Championship we'll be there with our fantasy teams in hand ready to one-up the competition and take our fandom to the next level.

Today is the start of the 2007 National Football League season and I just wanted to take a moment to start registering our picks officially. Tonight kickoff will see the 2006 Super Bowl Champion Indianapolis Colts take on the feel-good story of 2006 New Orleans Saints. While the ad campaign leading up to this game has featured Reggie Bush and Peyton Manning trying to out do each other not on the field but with their practical joke skillz, I feel like this is going to be a much more one-sided battle on the field. Peyton finally got the monkey off his back last year with the championship and started looking at properties in Johnny Unitasburg instead of Dan Marinoville. I feel like the Colts will have all the momentum in this one, especialy since it's at home and ESPECIALLY especially since it is the first official defense of the Lombardi trophy.

Read the rest HERE.
Currently listening:
Sounds Of The Seventies - 1971
Saturday, August 04, 2007 

Current mood:  artistic

NOW ACCEPTING…

Doing your online comic for the love? Now you can do it for the money!

Strange Ink comics will launch an online comics website this fall, but before that can happen we need to fill out our 7 title roster.

We're looking for 7 art teams (or individual artists) who are already producing an online comic or are getting ready to kick off a project you've been sitting on for years. Old or new, we don't care. We want your artwork and we're willing to pay for it.

Artists (or teams) that are offered a contract (the title will be exclusive to Strange Ink Comics for the duration of the run, but all rights will be retained by the creator) will be expected to produce a scant *4* pages/episodes/strips per month (whatever format your comic runs in) and will be paid a scant $5 for each. That's $20 per month! Which is more than you're making right now working for "love."

"Is $20 really worth it" you ask? Pssh! Yeah it is! Here's just a sample list of things you could buy with $20:

-A gallon of gas
-A matinée of "Ratatoullie"
-Secure your domain name for like 5 YEARS!
-20 lottery tickets (or 10 if you're a high-rolling $2
ticket person)
-More comics
-An investment it in a low interest/high yield venture
capitalist opportunity
-A vacation (from your regular toothpaste)
-Dinner at a fancy restaurant like Applebees

We don't care; it's YOUR $20! Every month! For doing something that you're already doing for "love" which can't be redeemed for ANY of the things listed above.

If you're interested, the submission period begins… holy crap! TODAY!
So put together your digital files (nothing more than 3-5 pages/strips/episodes and nothing more than 1M jpeg total, please). Better yet, I'd prefer if you just send a link (since you're already so web-savvy) to the work that is already in the public domain or to that super-secret file on your server space that no one knows about where you've been hiding your ideas (we won't show it to anyone, promise!).

Title it: "strange submission" and email it to: submissions@strangeinkcomics.net

Right now! Go! Before I spend your money!


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Currently listening:
Pure Funk, Vol. 2
By Various Artists
Release date: 04 May, 1999
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 
Strange Ink: Year One
.posted by greg.

About 14 months ago, Dan called me at work and said that I should secure that domain we had been talking about. That it might not be a bad idea to give this a shot. The three of us had been amusing each other with designs and jokes and in May of 2006 we made the decision to take them to the people.

Over the next few months we designed the site, decided on categories and populated them and worked on tons of designs that never saw the light of day. We learned how to install and operate a forum. We learned how to use blog software, learned a little about perl and learned a ton about HTML. We'd never done anything like this before, but were confident it would work.

I think, so far, it has worked. It has been tough at times to slowly build a base and to make the mistakes we've made that we feel set us back, but that's the way it is. We've sold hundreds of shirts to people all over the world. We've sold shirts to Hong Kong, Norway, Great Britain and Australia. We've sold to Russia, the Netherlands and 49 of 50 states (sorry Hawaii). We've met and talked with some great people and we've learned a lot.

Also, in the last year, the 3 of us have had 6 total jobs, I've bought around 250 DVD's, the St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series and the Indianapolis Colts won the Super Bowl. 128 million people were born and 58 million people died. Of those 58 million, 3 million died of AIDS and 380,000 of those were children. We've added 126 designs since we opened and took down 78. We've had 53 blog posts (counting this one) and we've laughed at each other…a lot.

Read the rest and see the pictures HERE!

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Friday, July 20, 2007 
Feline Disrespect From Behind!
.posted by greg.



Read the rest and see pictures HERE!

"Who Needs The Kwik-E Mart?" Pt. 2 ("I Doooooooo…")
.posted by Air Bryan.

A week ago or so, I wrote about my travels to the local 7-Elevens in my quest to find all products relating to the Simpsons. At that time, I stated that I was not going to stop until I at least had a six pack of Buzz Cola sitting on my shelf at home. Well let me just say SUCCESS!

In the days following my last entry I visited more and more 7-Elevens. Looking, and looking. Letting the quest consume my life. All together I have been to the 15 closest stores to my house. My first bit of success came while heading to a 4th of July cookout. I passed a store along the way, and figured I would try my luck. They failed me in the Buzz Cola department, but they did have this tasty morsel to offer.

Read the rest and see pictures HERE!



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We have new products for your feasty eyes!

We now have Wall Clocks!







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Tuesday, July 17, 2007 

"Who Needs The Kwik-E Mart?"

.Air Bryan.

Well, this past weekend officially kicked off the Simpsons/7-Eleven promotion. For anyone who doesn't know, To promote the Simpsons Movie, select 7-Elevens are completely changing over to Kwik-E Marts. Unfortunately, they chose to dump all over New England and not even give us one! Hello… Springfield Mass???? But we are still getting some of the products in our 7-Elevens.

I've pretty much made it my life's work for the next few weeks to collect as many of the products as I can. However, no matter how much I want one, I can't figure out how to display the donut with pink frosting and sprinkles. Sitting atop the list of my must haves is a 6 pack of Buzz Cola. I literally need to have this. I have heard that it is sold out everywhere, and I'm already seeing it up on Ebay. Anyway, I just got back from a 7 store 7-Eleven tour. I didn't make out with much loot, but here's what I've got so far.



Comment, read the rest and see more pics
HERE!

"Who Needs The Kwik-E Mart?" Pt. 2 ("I Doooooooo…."

.Air Bryan.

A week ago or so, I wrote about my travels to the local 7-Elevens in my quest to find all products relating to the Simpsons. At that time, I stated that I was not going to stop until I at least had a six pack of Buzz Cola sitting on my shelf at home. Well let me just say SUCCESS!

In the days following my last entry I visited more and more 7-Elevens. Looking, and looking. Letting the quest consume my life. All together I have been to the 15 closest stores to my house. My first bit of success came while heading to a 4th of July cookout. I passed a store along the way, and figured I would try my luck. They failed me in the Buzz Cola department, but they did have this tasty morsel to offer.



Comment, read the rest and see the pics HERE!




Currently watching:
The Simpsons - The Complete Tenth Season (Collectible Bart Head Pack)
Release date: 07 August, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007 

Current mood:  bouncy




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My dreams: starring Justin Timberlake

I don't like boys and I barely like bands. However, I do have a man-crush (a bro-mance) on Justin Timberlake. It's news to me. I just realized it today driving to work listening to the radio when the "I'll have you naked by the end of this song" song came on. I was thinking to myself "you know, I don't really like this song, but I appreciate the message that he is sending to the ladies. He saying to the ladies, 'ladies, do not be mislead by my boyish looks and sometimes goofy antics. I am an excellent musician and all around entertainer and, if you're not careful, I will have so successfully disarmed you with my charms, that you won't even notice your ultimate nakedness at my hands, whether you intended it or not.'" I thought "man, that's a ballsy statement to make!" But I realized that it's not just talk.

A few weeks ago they rebroadcast his hosting of SNL. I didn't see it the first time through and wasn't expecting much from it.

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Currently watching:
Arrested Development - Season Three
Release date: 29 August, 2006