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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 18
Sign: Sagittarius

City: YADKINVILLE
State: North Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/21/2006

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July 31, 2008 - Thursday

McDonald’s Syndrome
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Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

mcdonald's syndrome.

I stole this from Sandra Mariei which stole this from Morgan .. who stole this from Lance .. haha

If you work at McDonald's, you either have this disease or are in severe probability to catch it. Customers are not at risk, and managers have less of a risk, but are still at risk.

Symptoms include:
Burns, boils, and lesions on the hands, forearms, and rarely on the face, males mostly.
Severe homesickness, and sometimes delusions.
Drawn out attention spans.
The development of obsessions/compulsions pertaining to hygiene and sanitation.
Weight gain.
Apathy.
Severe lethargy.
In women, hormonal imbalance.
In very rare cases, lost fingers.
Loss of personal items.

There is no cure or treatment, but you may develop some resistance. This disease is hardly ever fatal.

and brandon would like to add:

Feelings of loss of consciousness,
addictions to(but not limited to) soft drinks, chicken, 'beef', pickles and lettuce,
an unhealthy desire to eat enough bacon that you make the grillperson have to cook more and more,
the ridiculous urge to create songs pertaining to McDonalds,
the development of a larger Spanish vocabulary,
unintended use of Spanish(voy to the bathroom),
the ability to read strange phrases on a screen and comprehend them(csp wrap-hnym, cuptrt),
the ability to hate someone SO MUCH but not say anything to their face to maintain homeostasis... etc etc.