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State: California
Country: US
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Thursday, June 05, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

KOSHER MEAT:
A circumcised penis .

Monday, June 02, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY


BOTTLE DANCE:
A striptease specialty consisting in gripping a bottle with the vaginal sphinter muscles.
Thursday, May 29, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

WIG PARTY:
Party sponsored by and for transvestites.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

The Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Friday, May 23, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

The Moped
A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean.
Thursday, May 22, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

Lucky Pierre: (compound noun)
the middle male in a threesome note Implies 'John is fucking one person while getting fucked by another'. Used in the gay world, but could be used in menage a trois with two men and one woman.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

TURKEY MONEY:
In prostitution , a commission paid to a taxi-driver for delivering or referring a customer.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 

Category: Life

SEX AND MACHINES'

WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY


TWINK:

1. Or: twinkie / twinky , a cute young male, based on a cream-filled pastry called Twinkie.

2. In the porno-movie industry, a young gay performer.

3. A wink .

 

WINK:

1. To blink an eyelid rapidly in a meaningful form of salutation or flirtation .

2. Pertaining to an uncircumcised penis . ' Does-it-wink? ' See uncircumcised for synonyms.

Monday, May 19, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

Desperate Hours:
Closing time in singles-bar when the last patrons scramble (frantically) to find someone to take home for the night.
See also: desperation-number .

Desperation Number:
A bar patron who, when closing time arrives, is willing to go home with almost anyone rather than go home alone.
See also: vampire run.

Vampire Run:
In gay parlance, the desperate search for a sexual partner in the very early hours of the morning. Go on a vampire run , to go out late at night to look for a sexual partner .
Friday, May 16, 2008 

Category: Life
SEX AND MACHINES'
WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY

Mixoscopia Bestialis:
A paraphilic condition in which sexuoerotic pleasure is derived from watching a person or a loved engage in sexual-relations with an animal .