although im not a skater myself i kinda agree with this, cause i think skaters are better then try hard wannabe fuckheads who think there fully sick. fucken metro sexuals. anyways this wasnt by me i just wrote it down on here cause i thought it was funny & truthfull.
well there are millions of reasons why skateboarders are at odds with the 'metro-sexual'. here are 50 reasons why skateboarding will always be tougher, cooler & at least 50 steps ahead of the average metro's coloured shirt.
1. we have real he-men like Danny Way, Jamie Thomas, Pat Duffy & John Cardiel, unlike shambolic former super-heroes like Dermott Brereton, Shane Warne & Hulk Hogan
2. we actually listen to Motley Crue, instead of wearing the $50 T-shirt (same goes for the ramones sissy-boy)
3. we have the Decenders, the misfits. wu-tang clan, mos def, kool keith, Muse, system of a down, metallica & religion. u metro sexuals have the Rogue traders & cher...... hahahaha shame.
4. metallica used to skate.
5. we dont need 10 buddies to jump in on our fight. we take security on by ourselfs.
6. you're been bitting our tyle for years.
7. concrete is way gmarlier then tackle.
8. we dont reley on a 'teqam' to tell us whos our bros are
9. most of our booze is free
10. if not, we always know somebody behind the bar.
11. our girls dont have 'maintenance issues'
12. bombing a hill always beats shelfing a pill.
13. we have 15yr old kids with more balls or boobs then all of you metro-sexuals.
14. u metro-sexuals are a bunch of try hards, who think ur cool.
15. function over fashion
16. we're not in the olympics. the olympics is for spandex, we delt with that years ago.
17. we never get taken of because of the 'blood rule'.
18. we can skate on any hallowed turf, u will never play aon the mcg.
19. our thongs (sandles) are for the beach not the nightclub.
20. our haircuts dont cost $200.
21. the holes in our jeans dont cost $300.
22. our sport is the fastest growing recreational activity in the civilized world. put your lacrosses racquet away sucka.
23. nobody gets excluded due to the colour of their skin
24. there are no ethnicities, we are all skaters.
25.fuck we even have pro-skateboarding midgets.
26. our polo collors will always stay down.
27. unlike most of u metro men we can multi-task, kicky b/s tail?
28. we skate in pools instead for training in them.
29. we get further around the world then bali & london.
30. our pros rarely get up at midday.
31. we can step out of the front door & get our shred on.
32. we own the word 'raad'.
33. a slab, bbq & a mini ramp or standing in line at One Love with other metors.
34. we're skating the streets at 4am while u metros are still waiting in line at one Love.
35. Bam is a skater. did u know that.
36. we can see the irony in growing a mullet.
37. snowboarding isnt hard for us.
38. we can drop out of helicopters, jump great walls & go upside down. & u metros are still kicking a ball thrugh the same old sticks.
39. moisturiser?
40. hair care?
41. we have visionaries like the gonz, dany way & matt hensley
while u metros have the guy who designed industrie polo tops.
42. we have roots in art, rock, hip hop, rap, punk rock, fashion & the ghetto. u metros still have the guy who designed industrie polo tops & electro.
43. our cars are for getting to skate spots not for driving super slow up & down the same old street like u metros.
44. we dont need the gym.
45. hollywood stars do & wanna hang with us.
46.we still look good while skating, no warwick capper shorts buddy.
47. our ceo's nevr wear suits unless they feel like wearing them.
48. pherall williams used to skate.
49. $250 for a set up vs u metros $2000 for a decks, a mixer & 5 bad house records u metros dont know how to play.
50. ripping on your skateboard will always earn more respect then learning how to mix mylo's "drop the pressure" into u metros lame house set.
writen by ben hoban
copied to this bulletin by
EL Mariachi & the blood spattered bride