You know what? I'm sick of you...Your timing is bad and you shouldn't even
be an issue in my life right now. But you are...hence this verbal lashing
I'm hurling your way. And don't for once act as if you don't deserve to be
talked to this way...because you do. And don't sit there wondering "Why
does she have to do this on MYSPACE of all places?" Because I wanted to,
fucker. You're out of control and I'll use any means necessary to address
your out of control-ed-ness. And I know you're out of control, because my
sweetheart is even sick of you, and he's usually very laid back and
accepting of things that we can't control. Not anymore...you've pissed us
BOTH off!

Seriously, everytime I think about you or see you I want to fight you to
the death. You're totally lame and all you're good for is ruining my day,
mood or plans. Get a life and go back wherever you came from, as your very
existence has worn out it's welcome. Not only that, but another thing that
concerns me is how you have been lingering around my home for the past
MONTH...each day at any given time I can expect to see you...or hear you.
To be honest, I'm at my wits end. I can't sue you for harrassment, but I
would if I could. I say sue, but I really just wanna lay the smackdown on
you. However, that's not an option either...so I digress.

In closing, I just want to reiterate my main point: Take my advice and get
lost, because others are talking...and we're ALL pretty sick of your
presence...so how bout you make like a banana and split...YOU ARE NOT
WANTED HERE. And by HERE I mean ANYWHERE. It's the frickin' summer
already, gawsh. Get outta here WACK ASS RAINY & THUNDERY WEATHER!


P.S. If at anytime you thought this letter was directed at a person, don't feel bad...I was totally jerkin' your chain! LOL

P.S.2. If at anytime, you thought this message was for YOU...Seek help now. Might I advise a lil mo' Jesus in ya life. =)

I've been thinking alot lately...and I've decided that since alot of people are on some BS...and I refuse to PAY for food, liquor or good times to hang with fake people who really aint about shit...there will be a slight change to the going away party. Seriously, I don't know if it's cause I'm leaving and people are upset about it, or what. But the TROOF sholl is comin' out these days and I LOVE IT!

Anyhoo, I have decided to go out to dinner with my remaining FRIENDS and that will be that. You guys will be welcome to come by the pad after said dinner, but there will NOT be a large party...

I'm still working on the dates and the location, but it will more than likely be Saturday, July 7th (the day after my B-Day). I will be sending out VIP notification to those SELECT few that I would like to attend, and everyone else...yeah well...It is what it is, and don't act like you didn't know what it was.

Fake mofos...I swear.

This has been a public message from MaiTye and comments/kudos are DISABLED. Got a question? Message me! In the meantime (friends), keep your eyes out for VIP notification. And that's all I'ma say about that.

It's Saturday, and I know a majority of my readers that comment are more active on weekdays...but that's ok. Because I also know (based on my blog views) that alot of my readers that don't comment are active at alot of different times. So let's blog, shall we?

If you've never read my blog before, allow me to welcome you and also to call you a PERVERT for choosing the blog that begins with "My first time" as your first selection. LOL. Kidding! You're not a pervert...you're just sexually curious and that's ok!

Moving along...Let's address my first time. As I sit at home all alone...I realize this is my first time being (keyword---->) HAPPILY in love. Seriously, I have no complaints. But that's not the first time I was referring to in my title. It is however, directly related. This is my very first time leaving my significant other behind (in Vegas) to spend not one, not two...but SEVEN days ALONE with my parents! And get this, it was MY PARENTS idea! In all my 28 years on this earth...(B-Day is less than a month away...might as well embrace it) I have never had a mate that I would even trust enough to even think about leaving them with my folks that long. I must admit...it feels DELIGHTFUL. Just wanted to share that...

Moving along...

I'd like to talk about someone that has been getting almost no media attention at all.

 Paris Hilton.

In fact, I'd like to discuss this a bit further, so i'd love a bit of participation...You too, weekday readers.

Ok, so alot of people are saying that Paris is getting special treatment because she's white and rich. I agree...to a certain extent...but really, I don't think that the fact that she's white weighs nearly as heavily as the fact that she's RICH. And I say that because rich folks, period get special treatment in EVERY aspect of their lives so they feel entitled. It's not completely fair that we (society) place them so highly on these pedestals, yet when faced with consequences...expect them to step down. Take Jay-Z for example. He was strolling around with no ID the other night and the bouncers wouldn't let him in to his OWN party.(Rihanna's release) It was eventually cleared up, but he said he felt disrespected and decided not to go in. Now, if  MaiTye or any of her non-celeb friends somehow ended up without any ID, do you think we'd even TRY to go out clubbin'? No. Because we're not celebrity richness. Lets not even get on a certain mofo who was the opposite of white who had videographic evidence showing him having sex with a young teen girl. This mofo is STILL walkin' the streets, stallin' court dates, gettin' lesser charges and shit. Matter fack, he spent less time in jail than those sick bastards on Dateline! And they just got busted BEFORE doing anything, not WHILE doing it. It's insane and I went off track, so lemme bring it back. I think it's more of a money/status issue than it is race...And even though I cringe everytime they replay her little "Compton Trash" comments, I am not ashamed to admit that I LOVE watching "The Simple Life" and even bought the dvds. Don't misunderstand me...she deserves to be in jail and I too kinda smirked when I found out she 1) Had to go in the first place 2) Got out only to have to return. But my human side still can't help but wish her the best. And again, I'm off track. Eff it...I'm just gonna move on.

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I ran across this pic comment the other day on another page:

And I must say that I DISAGREE!!!

So I shall end this blog with a few of my STILL funny, feline friends!

This blog is spellcheck free!

So...I am officially ANTI-Computer Technician at this point. With the exclusion of my father but INCLUDING any so called friends I HAD who are very SWIFT about absolutely NOTHING except being a BOLD-FACED liar.

If you don't really have any pull as a tech, and more importantly don't know what the hell you're doing...don't pretend like you do! Don't tell me you're gonna STOP BY and help if you're only gonna avoid my phone call and then send me to voice mail. Dickfaced fucker! (Woooo-sahhhh)

As most of you know, my comp just up and flaked out on me, so I had to pull my old comp out of the closet. Mind you, the old comp was built by my Dad when I FIRST came to Texas...over FIVE years ago and I had stopped using it because with all my *cough* educational videos and music downloads it was riddled with the computer version of HIV. But in any case, five years later... it was still able to do the job. I then decided I needed a faster wireless connection and after talking to my internet company, they said I should probably use thier wireless card and they sent a tech guy out. He then proceeded to tell me my Windows XP needed to be updated and he would be HAPPY to do it for me at no cost. I was leery because like I said this wasn't a STORE BOUGHT computer to begin with and I had no idea how my Dad had fanaggled it in the first place. But against my better judgment, I allowed him to proceed. And long story short, it ended up with a BLACK SCREEN and no operating system at all. FUCKNOSE!!!

I was gonna just call my dad and see if he could walk me thru fixing it, but he just changed positions and locations with his job and was under enough stress so I decided to call a so called friend who was just as frickin' worthless as the technician who screwed me in the first place. I don't really know why I allowed myself to be fooled anyway, cause this jackass couldn't tell the truth if the truth paid him to tell it...and he's been that way since I met him, but I digress.

I'm back now, and I've missed alot, but I've also HEARD alot in my time away and boy oh boy will I be bloggin' on the regular! I missed yall...and have ALOT of downloading and catching up to do so I'll get with you later. And YES, I am turning my messages back on RAT NAH!

Smooches,

MaiTye

Eve Arrested!!

So...this morning around 2:45am, rapper Eve was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving...She crashed the front end of her Maserati and the police immediately handcuffed her and took her away. Sources at TMZ.com say that Sean Penn stopped by the jail to "see how Eve was doing". Well, that's nice...but when did they start kickin' it? LOL...I digress. What I don't get about these celebs...is WHY DRINK AND DRIVE?? As rich as you are...you can't HIRE a designated frickin' driver??

Click here to watch the video

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Snoop? DENIED! AGAIN.

In other news...Snoop Dogg has been denied entrance into AUSTRALIA now! First it was the United Kingdom, and now this! Damn! Pretty soon, he's gonna be confined to the LBC! (That's Long Beach, for those of you who aren't HIP) LOL

Here's what the Australian Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews says, "The reality is in relation to this man, that he was given a warning the last time [he was in Australia], he has a whole string of convictions, and, just two weeks ago I was told he was convicted on a number of charges again and sentenced to three years' imprisonment on two, and three years' imprisonment on another, with five years' probation and a suspended sentence. He has been denied entry into the United Kingdom because he was caught with others causing affray at Heathrow Airport. He doesn't seem the sort of bloke we want in this country."

Dangit, Snoop!

P.S. What the hell is a "bloke?"

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Sanjaya's Mom: Herb QueenPen?

Ok, and I don't watch American Idol anytime after the first few episodes with all the crazies, but you couldn't help but hear about Sanjaya with all his hairdo's and all the people either starving, eating or living in trees until he got the boot. Now, the pretty young lad is in the news again, but for something unrelated to Idol.

His mom was busted in February 2005 in Pierce County, Wash. for running not one, but TWO marijuana-growing operations! She even had his sister (who was 17 at the time) standing watch! However, when the nosy neighbors tipped off the cops and they showed up, the sister told them Mom was in Federal Way, Wash. The cops went there and that's when they found the SECOND operation! Talk about "Weeds" on Showtime coming to life! No wonder he had all those crazy hairstyles. We all know herb tends to bring out your "creative" side. LMAO!

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Beyonce does what she wants!

Beyonce is set to hit court on May 4th for allegedly STEALING a song from some singer (i've never heard of) named Desiree. Apparently the "Still in Love(Kissing You)" song was originally done by Desiree and when Beyonce's peeps asked to use the song, Desiree's peeps said "no maam". But that didn't stop Beyonce...she put it on the track anyway, and now she's getting SUED!

According to TMZ: Beyoncé explained to MTV earlier this year that the song wasn't originally intended for the album. "It was one of my all-time favorite songs," she said. "So I just did it for myself -- a lot of songs, I do like that -- and I let people hear it and they were like, 'You are crazy, you have to put it on the album.' So I did. It was a last-minute decision."

Welp...that may have been a bad decision, B. We shall see!

That's all folks...catch ya later.

I'm ENGAGED!

That is all...

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Really, I'm just writing this blog to remind everyone to watch the I Love NY Reunion Sunday night 8pm CENTRAL (check your local listings) and then to catch the Flavor of Love chicks on Charm School with Mo' nique. There's a 2 minute sneak peek of the reunion on VH1 VSpot and also the first episode of Charm School (minus the elimation) can be found there as well. I LOVE YOU, VH1.

VH1 VSpot

Well, since I'm here...I guess I can give you a couple of tidbits that I saw around the net. I'm waitin' on some company to arrive, so I'll do as many as I can until then.

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So...Mel B finally popped out that baby and she decided to indicate Eddie Murphy as the father on the birth certificate. That's gangsta!! Simply because Eddie was "unsure" about being the father, yet Mel B is obviously SURE. I wonder if he's gonna DEMAND a paternity test or just roll with it. That man knows he's the pappy...so he should just roll with it and consider that baby number six.

Read the entire article @ Yahoo News

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And oh lawd...we got another "BLACK" movie comin' out yall..."The Salon".

I just watched the trailer...even though the title told me everything I needed to know. Truthfully? I'm pissed. WHYYYY are they all the same?? It's basically Barbershop with a little bit of Two can play that game with a splash of whatever other black stereotypical movie you can think of...And don't forget the DANCIN'! A bunch of black folks workin' in a salon, so they HAVE to break out in a song & dance to whatever old skool jam just so happens to pop on the radio. There's an old black man in there bein' ridiculously rude...because, let's face it..there's ALWAYS an old black dude around, tellin' you the truth. And then there's the typical ghetto chick that runs around the shop tellin' everybody who's man slept with whom...*sigh*. Two steps forward...three steps back.

See for yourself, watch the trailer.

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Ok, I gotta go...but one last thing I ran across. Is it me or does it seem like the writers at TV Guide are gettin' kinda sick of some of OUR movies as well? Peep the description of Hot Boyz. LMAO...really just the first four words will suffice. I'm out.

Haven't subscribed yet?

LMAOOOO

Ha!

And if you believed that AT ALL...

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Because everyone who knows me, KNOWS there will be NO...

CARRIAGE...

Before MARRIAGE!

Later!

Welp, the song jams to me. Tony didn't sound half bad and Fabulous was cool as usual. But the SHININ' STARRA of the video for MaiTye would have to be "Booba". The UBER handsome cat rappin' in frickin' FRENCH! Mayne, that there did somethin' to me!

Just an FYI. My preferred list is NO MORE. I've gotten alot of notes regarding folks not being able to read preferred blogs...which really is kinda strange since I haven't posted any new ones lately. (LATE MUCH?) In any case, I've deleted pretty much everyone from the list because my preferred blogs will now be for family only.

Just wanted to give a heads up...and if you wanna double check your preferred status...feel free to CLICK HERE.  If you can read the blog...u're good, if not...SORRY...take care now. Bye bye then....

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Does anyone play Diner Dash??? I am STUCK like Chuck on level 40 and damnit if I'm not drivin' myself crazy. I need some tips or somethin'! I've exhausted all my options...

Someone...ANYONE...Ask your friends! Ask your cousins...I don't care. I need to finish this damn game!

*edited for spelling...LMAO