Greetings to you and warm wishes!
My name is Animo. I live in the small town of Shitastica in rural east Swazey. We are a small and humble country that Mr. Patrick was kind enough to visit once during the filming of one his American picture films. He said he really liked our people and us never have meeting an American movie star were very happy. Happy like taking four pill of Viagra which I can sell you along with other prescription medication for very much cheap! No doctor, just credit card! Credit card for the help of my young obese sister, Helugla. She was kicked in the head by a mule. She needs surgery which our poor family cannot afford. This are sad times for Helugla. Please reach into your kind heart and help Helugla. For your efforts and caring I will be depositing a check for 7 million dollar which my grandfather Eugene Levy deeded to me. I would use the 7 million dollar for Helugla myself but I do not know banking. Please help!
I leave you with peaceful word about soulmate:
10. You lie whenever you're with them...
9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...
8. When you fart, you feel not judged...
7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
you... Because they are fat and get in the way.
6. You start listening to slow songs, while masturbating...
5. They become all you think about while squashing spiders...
4. You get high just from their scent and there kiss mixed with hard drugs...
3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself... When they're not around…
2. You would do anything for them, including assisted suicide...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time..... Neil Patrick Harris……
Now make a wish
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Send this email to 15 of your most hated friends and family with "Purple Nurple" in the subject. I have a good feeling that if you do this something good will happen to you tonight. Not like "getting laid" good, but more along the lines of eating a well balanced meal and finish masturbating before falling asleep.
If you don't send this email you are a prick and will have BAD LUCK for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. I have that kind of power and I am not afraid to use it…
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