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Wednesday, February 25, 2009 
Is your PS3 hard drive full to the brim with pictures, game data, audio
and video? Do you need either a 160gb or 320gb hard drive in there to
give you more space, so that you can keep playing?

Well, if
so, hit me up! For the price of a new hard drive, plus a little bit of
labor charge, I will put all of the files that are on your old drive
onto a new one, and then install the new super sized hard drive in your
PS3. You can even pick your system up the next day!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 

About 15% of the adult population is estimated to have an "irrational" phobia. I put the quotations, because if someone has an irrational phobia, they usually think it is completely rational. Do you have any of these phobias? I found 2 that I have. (Agoraphobia and Arachnophobia)

A


  • Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
  • Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
  • Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
  • Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
  • Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
  • Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
  • Androphobia - Fear of men.
  • Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
  • Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
  • Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
  • Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
  • Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
  • Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
  • Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
  • Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
  • Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
  • Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
  • Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
  • Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
  • Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
  • Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
  • Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
  • Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.




B


  • Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
  • Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
  • Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
  • Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
  • Belonephobia - Fear of pins and needles.
  • Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
  • Botanophobia - Fear of plants.





C


  • Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
  • Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
  • Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
  • Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
  • Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
  • Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
  • Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
  • Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
  • Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
  • Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
  • Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
  • Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
  • Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
  • Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
  • Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
  • Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

D


  • Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
  • Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
  • Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
  • Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.
  • Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
  • Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
  • Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
  • Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
  • Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity




E


  • Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
  • Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
  • Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
  • Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
  • Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
  • Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
  • Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
  • Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
  • Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
  • Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.




F


  • Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
  • Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
  • Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture.




G


  • Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
  • Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
  • Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
  • Gynophobia - Fear of women.
  • Geliophobia - Fear of laughter.
  • Geniophobia - Fear of chins.
  • Genophobia - Fear of sex.
  • Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
  • Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity.




H


  • Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
  • Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
  • Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
  • Hippophobia - Fear of horses.
  • Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
  • Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars.
  • Hodophobia - Fear of road travel.
  • Hormephobia - Fear of shock.
  • Homichlophobia - Fear of fog.
  • Homilophobia - Fear of sermons.
  • Hominophobia - Fear of men.
  • Hydrophobia - Fear of water.




I


  • Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
  • Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
  • Ichthyophobia - Fear of fish.
  • Ideophobia - Fear of ideas.
  • Illyngophobia - Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
  • Iophobia - Fear of poison




J


  • Japanophobia - Fear of Japanese.
  • Judeophobia - Fear of Jews.




K


  • Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
  • Katagelophobia - Fear of ridicule.
  • Kathisophobia - Fear of sitting down.
  • Kenophobia - Fear of voids or empty spaces.
  • Kopophobia - Fear of fatigue.
  • Koniophobia - Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
  • Kosmikophobia - Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
  • Kymophobia - Fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
  • Kynophobia - Fear of rabies.
  • Kyphophobia - Fear of stooping




L


  • Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
  • Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
  • Ligyrophobia - Fear of loud noises.
  • Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
  • Limnophobia - Fear of lakes.
  • Linonophobia - Fear of string.
  • Liticaphobia - Fear of lawsuits.




M


  • Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
  • Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
  • Microphobia - Fear of small things.
  • Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.
  • Misophobia or Mysophobia - Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
  • Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
  • Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia - Fear of dirt or contamination.
  • Monophobia - Fear of solitude or being alone.
  • Monopathophobia - Fear of definite disease.
  • Motorphobia - Fear of automobiles.
  • Mottephobia - Fear of moths.
  • Musophobia or Muriphobia - Fear of mice.




N


  • Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
  • Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
  • Novercaphobia - Fear of your step-mother.
  • Nucleomituphobia - Fear of nuclear weapons.
  • Nudophobia - Fear of nudity.
  • Numerophobia - Fear of numbers.
  • Nephophobia - Fear of clouds.
  • Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.




O


  • Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
  • Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
  • Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
  • Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
  • Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
  • Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
  • Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
  • Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
  • Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
  • Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.




P


  • Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
  • Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
  • Pedophobia - Fear of children.
  • Philophobia - Fear of love.
  • Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
  • Podophobia - Fear of feet.
  • Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
  • Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
  • Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
  • Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
  • Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
  • Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.




R


  • Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
  • Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
  • Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
  • Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.
  • Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.




S


  • Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
  • Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
  • Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
  • Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
  • Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
  • Scotophobia- Fear of darkness.
  • Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
  • Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
  • s
  • Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
  • Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
  • Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
  • s
  • Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
  • Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex.
  • Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
  • Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
  • Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
  • Spermatophobia - Fear of germs.
  • Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
  • Stasibasiphobia - Fear of standing or walking.
  • Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
  • Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
  • Stygiophobia - Fear of hell.
  • Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
  • Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
  • Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
  • Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.




T


  • Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
  • Technophobia - Fear of technology.
  • Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
  • Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
  • Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
  • Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
  • Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
  • Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
  • Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
  • Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
  • Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
  • Thermophobia- Fear of heat.
  • Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
  • Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
  • Tuberculophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
  • Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.




U


  • Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
  • Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.




V


  • Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
  • Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
  • Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
  • Verbophobia- Fear of words.
  • Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
  • Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
  • Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.




W


  • Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
  • Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.




X


  • Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
  • Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
  • Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
  • Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.
  • Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.




Z


  • Zoophobia - Fear of animals.
  • Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
  • Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
  • Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.



Tuesday, February 03, 2009 

Death Magnetic

Oh...My....God!!

Ok, Ok, I know....it's a bit late for a review, but I just formed my definite and concrete opinion of this album.

Verdict?

It is fucking sick. That is all.

Well, no. That's not all, actually. There is sooooooo very much that I could say about this album.

First: Wow, the boys are fucking back. After the three (some would say four) previous efforts out from Metallica, I was one of the old hardcore fans that gave up. After the Black, I bowed out. Not immediately, it actually took a few years. But I got Load, and even learned to really like a few of the tracks from that album. But it was not Metallica. Well, it was. But it wasn't fucking straight-up thrash metal like Ride The Lightning, ...And Justice For All, and the ever important Master Of Puppets.  I didn't say anything about Kill 'Em All, because I never really liked that album. It's a very good album, but I never liked it as much as the four that Metallica put out after that. Anyway, I thought Load was super-weak, but I convinced myself to like some of the songs. Reload came out, and that was a terrible, horrible catastrophe. I still haven't listened to St. Anger in full. I will say tho, that the S&M albums were fucking complete sickness. I just actually gave them their first really good, full listen recently, and have decided that they are serious metal.

Anyway, on to Death Magnetic. Oh, man. This is a blast from the past. I can't really compare it to any other album. It is new Metallica, but you can hear the definite thrash influence in here, in a big way. This is 100% hands down the thrashiest shit they have done since ...And Justice For All. I guess it sounds kinda what would have been released between ...And Justice For All and Metallica, if there were an album that were released in there. Seriously, it's heavy, and unforgiving. They are writing songs like they did 20 years ago. The crazy solos, the insane time measure switches, the hard as nails riffs, even the 9 minute songs and the long instrumental parts, they are all back!

I AM NOT JOKING!!

Master Of Puppets, it a'int. But it has revived my faith in them. I mean, these guys are in their 40's and still doing this crap. They are releasing stuff that is harder and faster thanb people that are half their age.

The Highlights!
-Hetfield is a fucking monster with the lead riffs from this album.
-Hammett is insane. That is all.
-Lars remembered how drums are supposed to sound on a Metallica album.
-Thrash Thrash Thrash!!!
-Nostalgia

The Meh!
-The album is LOUD, from the production end. This causes it to clip. It needs to be remastered. That upsets me, because if this were not present the album could be much better. REMASTER IT PLZ!
-Hetfield is getting old, and you can hear it in his voice.

This album is highly recommended for those old-school thrash heads that I know are still out there. This album is fast, hard, and mean.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009 

I’d like to talk to you about a man whom I’ve dubbed “Headset Vince”. He’s the guy from the ShamWowcommercials. He wears a headset for reasons no one other than Vince canunderstand… maybe he’s expecting a phone call? From his agent offeringhim a better gig? Maybe his mom is calling to tell him that Stella fromBingo saw him on the teevee? I don’t know. What I do know is that thisguy is someone who I, until now, felt the need to mock at any and everyconceivable opportunity.

2711616881_94fc5bc67eTurnsout, Headset Vince is actually one of the good guys, a hero. We need tostop mocking him and start celebrating him. And we need to buy his towels and nut choppers and his DVDs.

Headset Vince is actually a guy named Vince Offer. It sounds like heshould be a cartoon bear-dog hybrid drawn onto the corners of couponsyou get in the mail, but he is not a cartoon. In real life, Vince wasan aspiring filmmaker - not a very good one, but his lack offilmwriting, directing, and acting skills were not about to hold himback from a career making talkies for the big screen. And yet, younotice I’m using the past tense. He was an aspiringfilmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes youfeel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. Sowhat happened?

The Church of Scientology happened.

Vince is the writer/producer/director/star of the film Underground Comedy Movie.When he began making the movie, he was a relatively new convert to theScientology. He used his connections within the CoS’s “Celebrity CenterInternational”, a group within the church for artist networking, tocast his film. He managed to muscle up some big A-list names like Slashfrom Guns n Roses, Ant, a couple of budding soft-core porn stars andJoey Buttafucco. (Being new, I guess he didn’t have access to the XenuVIP Casting Suite where Travolta and Cruise hang out.)

The movie was intended to be hilarious and offensive. Unfortunatelyfor Vince, the CoS (along with pretty much everyone who’s ever loggedon to RottenTomatoes.com) only found it to be the latter. The CoS wasso embarrassed that one of their members made a movie so offensive (andawful), they went all 8th-grade popular girl on his ass - shaming,embarrassing and shunning him out of the cool clique of Scientology.

In a normal church your pastor or minister might pull you aside andsay, “I think we need to talk about the content of your film. I’m alittle concerned it’s not in line with the teachings of our faith. Ifear you’re violating [our religion]ism’s doctrine with some of thelanguage and imagery in your film.” And you may decide to chat about itor you may decide to spit in your pastor’s face and head downstairs forpancakes. Either way, the church is expected to act with some amount ofgrown-up non-dickery.

In the Church of Scientology, the MO is passive-aggression, threatsand coersion. Instead of taking the time to talk to Vince, and tellinghim that perhaps he needs to make a decision between the church and histerrible movie, they chose to push him out by turning the CoS communityagainst him.

Vince says CoS officials stole clips from unedited film footage,added their own sass and passed it around the community as the firstact in an elaborate smear campaign against him. They then coercedstatements from other members of the church, threatening to “fair game” anyone who refused, declaring them them to be SPs (Suppressive Person, an apostate and enemy of the CoS) for not cooperating.

Statements and evidence were “collected” and the CoS charged Vincewith 23 crimes against Scientology, and he was forced to stand trial inScientology Court. Which is kind of like Night Court, but without thehilarious bailiff, sexual innuendo, and the ability to walk awaywithout fearing for your life… oh yeah, and at least one of the judgesis still in junior high. Vince was found guilty on all charges without being able to mount adefense, mostly because he was never told what the charges were.

After being found guilty, Vince was considered a criminal. He wasstill “welcome” to be a member of the church - in the same way thatyou’re still “welcome” to have cake at your best friend’s wedding afteryou just mentioned in your drunken toast that you nailed the bride thenight before they got engaged.

Unfortunately for Vince, as is the case with cults, by this time hehad left behind his entire life for Scientology. Everyone in his lifewas a part of the Church. He was still in the process of making hismovie, and he was funding it through a business he started - a businessthat relied on his Scientology connections. He had dozens of sales repsworking for him, all of them Scientologists. His clients -Scientologists. His friends were Scientologists. He had nothing left.

He appealed his conviction, and CoS overturned it. They admittedthat the entire case against him was nothing more than a smear campaignand that it was unfair he was never informed of the charges againsthim. But it was too late. The damage was done, and while the convictionwas overturned, he never received an apology or reparations. In otherwords, they said, “Oh that conviction shouldn’t have happened. Wetotally lied about everything, used fake evidence against you andgenerally ran the proceedings in a manner that was the completeopposite of ethical. But we didn’t do anything wrong. We’re not sorry.And it’s not up to us to make amends to you. Quit crying and go takesome vitamins or something.”

Vince’s business was still bust. His friends were still gone. Hisnetwork was destroyed. He was still an outcast in his Church (though Ihave a feeling he wasn’t interetested in returning at this point). Hewas on his own and completely broke. He finally f0und a job, not agreat one, but a job nonetheless. He started selling vegetable choppers.

Turns out, he’s really good at selling vegetable choppers. He gotpromoted and started selling them at flea markets. He grew a sales teamunderneath him, and he eventually made enough money to finish his movieand put together an infomercial for it, released it on basic cable andDVD, selling over 100,000 copies.

And his unique sales style landed him Billy Mays’ job.

The next Deniro he’s not, but he’s certainly managed to turn thingsaround for himself. If only other cult refugees could do as well.

But Vince isn’t just accepting that this is what the universe hadplanned for him. He’s not just moving on and leaving the whole CoSugliness behind him. He’s fighting them. In fact, fighting the Churchof Scientology is his new life’s mission.

He filed suit against them in 2004 for ruining his movie, his life,his business, and being dickholes. I couldn’t find any information onthe outcome of this lawsuit, but according to ESPN,Vince is still fighting the good fight. And he is using every dime hemakes from selling ShamWows and SlapChop as well as all the proceedsfrom Underground Comedy to fight them.

Taking on Scientology is one of the bravest things a former membercan do. The Church doesn’t take kindly to dissent. Though they claimthat fair game is no longer a Scientologist policy, there are plenty ofstories to indicate that fair game is still alive and well, iftechnically “unofficial”.

My guess is that this probably is the last we’ll ever hear ofHeadset Vince’s fight against Scientology. But if I can drop $20 ontowels that could save me and my shag carpet in the event of a Frescatsunami, and at the same time help fund one guy’s shot at taking downthe bad guys, it’s worth it.

So go, right now, and buy your ShamWows. Get your SlapChop. Buy whatis arguably the worst movie ever made. Do it for the good guys. Do itfor the little guys. Do it for skepticism. Do it for Vince.

Thursday, January 08, 2009 

Anyone who knows me very well knows that Giraffes are my favorite animal. Here are some reasons why!

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1. They're sassy

Talk to the tongue.

(Photo credit: zeandroid

 

2. They have mohawks without even trying

Giraffe mohawk!

(Photo credit: Terry Longley)

 

3. They have whiskers

Check out the hair on those lips

(Photo credit: wwarby

 

4. They always do their stretches

And one, and two...

(Photo credit: Be11boy)

 

5. Knobbly knees

Giraffe knees

(Photo credit: Glitter & Grunge)

 

6. They're good at making friends

Giraffe and squirrel

(Photo credit: no idea, but I'd love to know)

 

8. They love you.  And your food.

Three giraffes jockeying for good feeding positions

(Photo credit: guano

 

9. They're always willing to reach higher

A giraffe makes himself a little bit taller
(Photo credit: davidagalvan)

 

10. They're the only animals born with horns

Giraffe horns, as seen from behind

(Photo credit: Timothy K. Hamilton

 

11. They begin life by dropping six feet to the ground

Newborn baby giraffe at the milk bar

(Photo credit: BrianScott

 

12. Two words: prehensile tongues

I can stick my tongue in my nose!

(Photo credit: Source unknown, will credit if given info) 

 

13. Eyelashes

Up-close shot of a giraffe eye

(Photo credit:  Terryfic5)

 

14. Leaf-shaped ears

Giraffe ear

(Photo credit: Ollie T.

 

15. Paintbrush tails

Swishy giraffe tail!

(Photo credit: cyberdees

 

16. They're very observant

What's going on over there?

(Photo credit: nyargle

 

17. They're great at keeping their balance

Where did its neck go?

(Photo credit: ucumari

 

18. They have lots and lots of neck muscles

Giraffe fight!

(Photo credit: silentcow

 

19. They're good at keeping the kids in line

Mother and baby giraffe

(Photo credit: dospaz)  

 

20. They always have a smile

Unless they're making a funny face, that is.

(Photo credit: rudezombie)

Wednesday, January 07, 2009 
I have no doubt in my mind that this is not only the filthiest bar in DC, but the filthiest, grimiest bar that I have ever been to in my entire life. Fun times have been had here. I need to go back soon. I haven't been to Dan's in about a year or so. I love the place, but it is really nasty. Be prepared if you intend to go here.
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It took over six years but thanks to these two I can say with confidence that I've been to the grimiest bar in all of DC: Dan's Cafe.

The main seating consists of a long cafeteria style table in the middle of the room. Against the wall are old wooden booths that appear to be collapsing, along with a jukebox, pool table, and half-a-dozen fake ferns hanging from the ceiling. The only light comes from various beer novelty signs, making everyone—including the scary looking bartenders—extremely attractive.

At Dan's Cafe instead of ordering a drink, you pick a mini bottle of liquor hanging on a shelf towards the back. The "bartender" then opens the bottle and pours it into a glass. He gives you a bucket of ice, a mixer of your choice, an empty glass, and then tells you to sit your ass down and not cause any trouble. The only thing missing is a bulletproof shield around the cashier.

Since you are not paying for ambiance, the alcohol is priced with value in mind. My mini bottle of Absolut Citron cost $15. From that you can make 4 drinks, which at a yuppie bar would cost $32. Some of the cheaper bottles go for $10. I was severely inebriated within an hour.

I think it would be a good idea to take a first date here. Tell her you want to start the night in a cozy bar with character, then act like it's the most natural thing in the world to be drinking from mini-bottles while trying to identify which bathroom the ultra-concentrated smell of urine is coming from (mens). This would be an excellent way to test her shallowness and girlfriend worthiness. Chill there for an hour then take her to a normal bar like the Reef nearby, which will seem like the Delano in comparison. My time is up here so I'll need a brave male reader to do this and then report back for our entertainment. Obviously it has to be a player who dates often and doesn't give a shit if he bombs on a first date, which he almost certainly will here unless the girl is under 24.
Monday, January 05, 2009 
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75261

How The Hell Do I Get Out Of This One?



I'm in a decent relationship right now. It's been two months and there have been no really big arguments. She scratches my head nonstop, gives me awesome massages, and even brings me food when I'm too worn out from work to go anywhere.

Since moving out on my own, she gave me even better advice on how to do my laundry than my grandmother did.

Flashback:

"Okay Justin, here's what grandma does.."

She then bends over to separate the clothes, accidentally farts but doesn't notice it.

"First, you do what my school did when I was a little one. You separate the whites from the colored."

Thanks racist grandma.

I don't get to see my girflriend too much because I work so many hours a week that it's almost impossible. That, mixed with her schedule, doesn't make for much time to see her. When I do find time to see her, I fly from work to her house going 90 in a 55 MPH zone.

That being said, Monday I was speeding to her house from work. I was on a local highway and about 5 minutes from her house when the blue lights blinded my eyes from my rear-view mirror. Damn, I've just been pulled over.

The officer walked up to my car, asked how I was doing, then the usual "license and registration, please". Nothing out of the ordinary.

I carry a gun for my profession and still had it strapped to my side, so I showed him my work ID and gun permit BEFORE whipping out the gun and saying:

"Here's my gun! I'm allowed to carry one!"

Phew, won't do that one again.

After looking over the permit, he eyeballed my crotch.

"I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, sir. Keep your hands where I can see them."

Either he's a gay cop, or he has a problem with the gun.

I was asked to put my hands on the roof of the car. He pulled my 357 out of its holder.

"I'm going to hold onto this while I run your license, if you don't mind. You can step back into the car."

I got in and shut my door.

"So, Mr. Justin, why were you driving so fast?"

At this moment, my bullshit dispenser started cranking. I could afford another ticket, but would rather not deal with an increased insurance rate. I started spitting a line of total BS.

"Well sir, my job doesn't allow me to see my fiance very much. Since this is the first time in forever that I'm going to see her, I'm rushing to her house to pop the question. I apologize for speeding, I'm just so excited to see the look on her face when I ask her to marry me."

"Do you have a ring?"

"No sir, can't afford one."

"Ah, poor kid."

"I know. Could you do me a favor and write me a ticket? I'd like to look back on this night and laugh about the time I was pulled over and given a ticket the night I was rushing to propose to my wife."

The reason I asked him this is to make my story seem to check out. I'm calling his bluff, if you will.

"Haha, you kids. I'll tell you what-- I'll do you one better. I'll escort you over there through traffic if you're in that much of a rush. Wouldn't that be more of a story?"

Damnit. The guy's caught up in making a Kodak moment when all I want to do is get him off my back and eat tacos with my girlfriend... NOT propose. I've only known the girl for two months-- not exactly ready for the big commitment yet.

"Yes sir, I do believe it would."

After giving him her street name and address, he knew exactly where to go. Shit. I got in my car and followed him as his siren rang out. Traffic pulled to the side, peopled yielded at red lights, and cars stopped-- all so I could have tacos with my girlfriend.

After getting to her house, the officer stepped out of his car and knocked on her door. She opened it and stared at him, then me in a look of confusion.

"Hi, I pulled this gentleman over a few minutes ago because he was in a rush to get over here so fast. Justin? Would you like to take it from here?"

I looked at Courtney, then the officer, who wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. I tried to take her inside, but the officer stood right there in the doorway to witness the event. The things I'd do to get out of a ticket.

"Courtney... I know I've only known you a short time. But, in that short time ... Will you marry me?"

She wouldn't say yes. She's younger than I am and always talked about how she wanted to date a guy forever until making a commitment.

''YES JUSTIN! I WILL MARRY YOU!"

The officer smiled and clapped as Courtney clamped her arms around my body. The neighbors, who had been wondering why a cop car with its lights on was outside her house cheered.

Courtney's parents called me and told me that they were proud that their daughter found such a nice guy.

Me? Well I got out of a ticket.

Fuck you. I'm engaged.




-Sideburns
Monday, December 29, 2008 
They are both really fun, but there is one that is much more fun than the other. They are Little Big Planet, and Mirror's Edge. They have both aroused some curiosity in me since they first came out.



Mirrors Edge is a game set in a near future police state, where the only way to receive or deliver letters or packages was to hire a "runner" to take it for you. These runners are trained in Parkour, as they would much rather run across the top of buildings than run the packages on the street. So, I'm pretty sure that the entire game is about Urban Parkour. The first week this game was out, there were a few cases of people getting motion sickness and even puking because of playing this game. I can safely say that if you have a weak stomach, or a large LCD TV, than you should stay away from this game. Not that I have either, tho. It is also pretty difficult.




Little Big Planet may be the coolest game that I have seen in a very long time. You go around there extremely strange levels, with extremely strange things going on, metting other extremely strange characters who all need help, and getting into all sorts of extremely strange situations. Mainly (I think) you are looking for decorations and machine parts and all kinds of other things, which you can then use to build your own levels, and then upload them so others can play your level. You can also play the levels that others have created. Kate played it for like 2 hours today. I have never even seen her pick up a game controller, but she was having a blast with this game. It is very fun, but actually a bit complicated. Anyway, this game makes me very happy.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 
articficial hymen fake blood
 
I'm not exactly sure what's in that package, but according to its product page, it's a fake hymen. Normally we try to give a little editorial with most of the things we post, but this one pretty much speaks for itself.
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Feature:

  •   Easy to use
  •   Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
  •   Soluble and expandable at body heat
  •   Clinically proven non-toxic to human
  •   No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
  •   Made in Japan

This item will be shipped from China

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 

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Well, well, well. Wasn't 2008 a newsy little year?

Believe it or not, stuff happened that had nothing to do with the presidential election, gas prices or Michael Phelps. Not that you'd have an easy time sifting through all the media debris to find the information that actually meant something.

With so many distractions, you probably didn't hear that using Facebook makes you a better employee, or that drinking wine can help you avoid lung cancer, or that doing tai chi makes life easier for asthmatics. (Unless you do it in a public park wearing something approximating pajamas, of course. Then you just look silly.)

For those and other warm, delicious infomuffins, we humbly present our list of stuff you know this year that you didn't know this time last year. Feel free to unleash these at your New Year's Eve party:

1. Dogs appear to experience jealousy and pride. Previously, only humans and chimpanzees were thought to suffer those emotions.

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2. Two pounds of a dried plant that turned out to be the oldest marijuana in the world was discovered in a 2,700-year-old grave in the excavated Yanghai Tombs in the Gobi Desert. The cannabis was found near the head of a blue-eyed, 45-year-old shaman among other objects intended for use in the afterlife.

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3. Starch grains embedded in plaque on the teeth of early Peruvians show they had a more varied diet than previously believed, including beans and a local fruit known as pacay that indicate they had settled into farming long before we thought they had.

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4. Scientists discovered a more efficient way to build synthetic genomes, which could lead to one day creating artificial life.

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5. Puerto Rican anole lizards perform push-ups and unfurl their dewlaps, the flaps of skin beneath their chins, to grab the attention of others when the forest is noisy.

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6. Stress causes human brain cells to either shrink or grow, leaving victims of serious stress with dramatic changes to their nervous systems.

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7. After a decade of increases, the number of mobile phones being shipped to market is shrinking. Consumers are sticking with their phones longer.

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8. Ground-penetrating radar used by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter revealed enormous underground reservoirs of frozen water far from Mars' polar caps — glaciers up to a half-mile thick buried beneath rock and debris. Researchers said one glacier is three times the size of Los Angeles.

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9. Learning math triggers a large-scale reorganization of brain processes in order to understand written symbols for various quantities.

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10. The world's oceans are growing more acidic at an increasing rate, a phenomenon that may lead to major disruptions for corals, lobster, oysters, crabs, mussels and snails, which have difficulty building their calcium crusts in such conditions.

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11. Magnetic resonance imaging scans of blood flow in the human brain indicate that bullies often derive pleasure from watching others in pain.

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12. The use of social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace on company computers leads to increased productivity.

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13. Children ages 5 to 11 who spend less time sleeping have a higher Body Mass Index and are more likely to be obese when they get older.

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14. Asthma sufferers may be able to better control their breathing and improve their exercise performance with training in tai chi.

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15. Hospital patients who receive a transfusion of stored blood aged 29 days or older face double the risk of developing one or more serious infections compared to those who get "fresher" blood.

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16. Exposure to light in grocery stores reduces the quality of cauliflower, broccoli, chard, leeks and asparagus.

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17. Scientists developed a method for reducing the amount of flatulence-causing carbohydrates in soybeans and soy yogurt while raising the levels of healthy antioxidants known as isoflavones.

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18. The virus that causes AIDS most likely emerged around 1908 near the African town then known as Léopoldville, now known as Kinshasa, the capital of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

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19. People in a position to hire are biased against applicants with limp or wet handshakes, and interviewers often rate women who don't shake hands as firmly as men lower than their qualifications warrant.

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20. Searching online is better than reading books for increasing the brainpower of middle-aged and older adults.

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21. Drinking red wine, but not white wine, may reduce lung cancer risk, especially among current and ex-smokers

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22. One in 75 patients who gets a new knee or hip must get it replaced again within three years.

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23. Men who suffer from sleep apnea often have trouble getting sexually aroused because of oxygen deprivation experienced during episodes of obstructed breathing.

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24. Chemotherapy tends to be less effective for overweight patients with operable breast cancer than their normal-weight peers.

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25. More than 20 percent of U.S. Internet users are watching prime-time episodic content online, with half of that viewing serving as a replacement for watching the shows on TV.

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26. Girls and boys now perform equally on standardized high school mathematics tests across North America, ending a gender gap that lasted for decades.

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27. Delaying fatherhood can substantially increase the risk of fertility problems, with the chance of impregnation decreasing once the man is older than 35.

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28. Online videos get the majority of their views soon after they're posted. Of 10,916 videos with at least 1,000 views after 90 days, half of those views happened over the first two weeks.

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29. Excessive flip-flop wearing leads to a much higher risk of developing skin cancer on the feet. Only half of patients with foot melanomas survive.

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30. An ADHD-related gene may encourage behaviors beneficial for nomads.

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31. Taking a 10-minute online break during the course of the working day serves to reduce stress while sharpening and refocusing the mind.

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32. The likelihood an older person will enter a nursing home or other long-term care facility is particularly high immediately after the death of a spouse.

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33. Among kidney transplant recipients, depression doubles the risk of kidney failure, return to dialysis therapy, and death.

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34. Data on rainfall in the Mediterranean region from 200 B.C. to 1100 A.D. suggests that the decline of the Roman and Byzantine empires may have been partly caused by climate change.

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35. The fully fleshed-out head of a Tyrannosaurus rex may have weighed more than 1,100 pounds, but much of that volume came from air cavities that likely created painful sinus infections.

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36. An expedition 6,500-feet below the Atlantic Ocean caused one explorer to describe the region as "a new continent." Hundreds of rare and unknown species were discovered in the 1,500-mile-long Mid-Atlantic Ridge between Europe and America.

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37. Great white sharks travel long distances every winter to meet in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. During this gathering, they make dives to depths of 300 meters.

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38. Men with rounded faces, soft jaw lines, thin eyebrows, bright eyes, small nostrils, large mouths, thin lips, a warm, bright complexion and no facial hair are considered the most trustworthy, according to "modern-day facial stereotyping."

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39. Scientists found an assortment of 100-million-year-old, perfectly intact marine microorganisms trapped in tree resin in the Charente region of southwestern France. The discovery pushes back by at least 20 million years the period when a type of single-cell algae called diatoms are known to have appeared on earth.

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40. A newly found species of bacteria can grow at low temperatures, spoiling raw milk even when it's refrigerated.

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41. Killer whales off the coast of Vancouver Island know the precise sound of their favorite prey, Chinook salmon, and can identify the fish from more than 100 yards away.

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42. The Canadian Basin of the Arctic Ocean is a hotbed for tiny gelatinous zooplankton, including at least one new species of jelly fish.

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43. A stalagmite found in a cave in China reveals a nearly 2,000-year record of the annual Asian monsoon rainy season.

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44. Mexican scientists discovered a way to make diamonds from the carbon and organic compounds found in tequila.

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45. Rocks found in south China and quartz rock of south Australia show that an eight-armed creature lived in many of the world's oceans during the Ediacaran Period 635 to 541 million years ago — 300 million years before the first dinosaurs emerged.

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46. About every eight minutes, the magnetic fields of the sun and Earth briefly merge or reconnect, forming a portal through which particles can flow. The portal is in the form of a cylinder about as wide as Earth.

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47. Women who answer to another woman in the workplace feel significantly more stressed than those who have a male supervisor.

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48. Chimpanzees keep a mental record of helpful acts from other members of their group, such as grooming, scratching and removing fleas, so they can return the favor.

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49. When a leaf of a plant is attacked by a virus, fungi or other pathogen, the plant's roots can secrete an acid containing protective bacteria.

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50. Drinking just three cups of coffee a day can make women's breasts shrink.

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Monday, December 15, 2008 

Category: Blogging
BUT THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE OCCURRENCES!



Actually though, there are a few people whom I know who could possibly like it. I do not. I do however, think that is it hilarious.
Go ahead, click the link. Give it a quick listen.
Beyonce vs. Andy Griffith-Single Ladies!


Monday, December 15, 2008 
I am very lucky to have someone as wonderful as Kate in my life. A good friend of mine had someone that was wonderful for him in his life also, but he stupidly screwed that up. This woman was in his life for over 2 years, closer to three. One night, he got drunk and did something extremely stupid (he did not cheat on here ever, I know this as fact) and lost her. He is truly devastated, and it is very sad.

This seems to be a theme in my life also. My current relationship is great. The two before my current were not great, at very little fault of my own. Now let's delve deeper into the past, to relationships I had in Georgia and to some extent, Florida. These relationships from years ago always seemed to rot from the inside out when I would do something stupid. I am not talking about cheating; I never had sex with another woman while I was in a relationship. Well, technically I did. But, very long, irrelevant, convoluted, fucked up story. It was already over on both fronts, the formalities just hadn't come through yet. I have this code of morals, and that is just one of them. I can not cheat, it would destroy me.

Anyway, the last few scentences were just a rambling, ADD moment. Back to the point. So, all of my failed relationships (except for my last 2) have been for the most part my stupidity's fault, which is on me. Random stupidity, like I said. I have done some extremely stupid things in my life, and I have paid for most of them in various ways.

I was speaking with my friend earlier tonight and got all of the juicy details of this extremely nasty breakup, and I will not be sharing. The point (or sub-point) of my blog is something that I said in this conversation that really surprised the hell out of me, because I had just never thought about it. It also made me think of how much I appreciate my partner, Kate, and how devastated I would be if I lost her. The thing that I said to my friend was that life rolls on, and he will eventually find someone who is as good, if not better for him than his now ex girlfriend.

Then, out of nowhere, came an analogy. I referred to Amber and I both doing stupid shit, the eventual breakup, and the mutual feeling of hopelessness for ourselves. I then reminded him of where each of us were now. In a better place in life is where we both are. She is having a bit of trouble in her love-life, but every single other aspect of it seems to be pretty peachy. I am in a much better place in life now too. I am with a wonderful woman, I have a job that is not too terrible, but with 100% job security. Etc, Etc, Etc. My point was that life wasn't over just because he had lost a loved one. Maybe this could make him begin to change old habits. Perhaps this could be a whole new life for my friend. I cold tell that I had lifted his spirits a bit, and caused him to think of things from the other side of the window.

Anyay, in summarization, I guess that the nasty breakup between Amber and I led to some tough choices in my life. Shortly after, I began to try to stop doing so much of the dumb stuff that I had been doing, and started a new life plan. You know what, my new life plan has been about 5 years in the making, but things are finally starting to come together forme. I truly love Kate with all my heart, and never want to lose her. I hate it when we argue, though it happens extremely rarely. I think we just both know whattruly matters and if it doesn't truly matter we just say "Fuck it!!"

Wednesday, December 10, 2008 
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24911629-1702,00.html

HEAVY coffee drinkers are more likely to have hallucinations or feel "the presence of dead people", according to new research.
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A UK-based study quizzed 200 students on their caffeine intake and found those with the highest consumption were also more prone to report seeing, or hearing, things that were not there.

Those who consumed a daily equivalent of seven cups of instant coffee or more - high caffeine users - were three times more likely to have extra-sensory experiences than low users, who had less than one cup daily.

The Durham University study took in all caffeine consumption including coffee but also tea, caffeinated energy drinks or chocolate bars and caffeine pills.

"This is a first step towards looking at the wider factors associated with hallucinations," said lead author, Simon Jones, a PhD student at the university's psychology department.

"Previous research has highlighted a number of important factors, such as childhood trauma, which may lead to clinically relevant hallucinations.

"Given the link between food and mood, and particularly between caffeine and the body's response to stress, it seems sensible to examine what a nutritional perspective may add."

When under stress, the body releases a stress hormone called cortisol. More of this stress hormone is released in response to stress when people have recently had caffeine.

It is this extra boost of cortisol which may link caffeine intake with an increased tendency to hallucinate, say the scientists.

"However, one interpretation may be that those students who were more prone to hallucinations used caffeine to help cope with their experiences," said study co-author Dr Charles Fernyhough.

"More work is needed to establish whether caffeine consumption, and nutrition in general, has an impact on those kinds of hallucination that cause distress."

People taking part in the study reported "seeing things that were not there, hearing voices, and sensing the presence of dead people".

Mr Jones said such hallucinations were not necessarily a sign of mental illness, and around three per cent of people regularly heard such voices.

Results of the study are published in the academic journal Personality and Individual Differences.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008 

Consider this number: 10 million. That's how many cases of cancer are
diagnosed worldwide each year. Now consider this number: 15 million.
That's how many cases of cancer the World Health Organization estimates
will be diagnosed in the year 2020 -- a 50 percent increase -- if we
don't get our act together. Most cancers don't develop overnight or out of nowhere. Cancer is largely predictable, the end result of a decades-long process, but just a few simple changes in your daily life can significantly reduce your
risk. Here are 31 great tips.



1. Serve sauerkraut at your next picnic. A Finnish study found
that the fermentation process involved in making sauerkraut produces
several other cancer-fighting compounds, including ITCs, indoles, and
sulforaphane. To reduce the sodium content, rinse canned or jarred
sauerkraut before eating.



2. Eat your fill of broccoli, but steam it rather than microwaving it.
Broccoli is a cancer-preventing superfood, one you should eat
frequently. But take note: A Spanish study found that microwaving
broccoli destroys 97 percent of the vegetable's cancer-protective
flavonoids. So steam it, eat it raw as a snack, or add it to soups and
salads.



3. Toast some Brazil nuts and sprinkle over your salad. They're
a rich form of selenium, a trace mineral that convinces cancer cells to
commit suicide and helps cells repair their DNA. A Harvard study of
more than 1,000 men with prostate cancer found those with the highest
blood levels of selenium were 48 percent less likely to develop
advanced disease over 13 years than men with the lowest levels. And a
dramatic five-year study conducted at Cornell University and the
University of Arizona showed that 200 micrograms of selenium daily --
the amount in two unshelled Brazil nuts -- resulted in 63 percent fewer
prostate tumors, 58 percent fewer colorectal cancers, 46 percent fewer
lung malignancies, and a 39 percent overall decrease in cancer deaths.



4. Pop a calcium supplement with vitamin D. A study out of
Dartmouth Medical School suggests that the supplements reduce colon
polyps (a risk factor for colon cancer) in people susceptible to the
growths.




5. Add garlic to everything you eat. Garlic contains sulfur
compounds that may stimulate the immune system's natural defenses
against cancer, and may have the potential to reduce tumor growth.
Studies suggest that garlic can reduce the incidence of stomach cancer
by as much as a factor of 12!



6. Sauté two cloves of crushed garlic in 2 tablespoons of olive oil,
then mix in a can of low-sodium, diced tomatoes. Stir gently until
heated and serve over whole wheat pasta. We already mentioned the
benefits of garlic. The lycopene in the tomatoes protects against
colon, prostate, and bladder cancers; the olive oil helps your body
absorb the lycopene; and the fiber-filled pasta reduces your risk of
colon cancer. As for the benefits of all of these ingredients together:
They taste great!


7. Every week, buy a cantaloupe at the grocery store and cut it up after you put away your groceries.
Store it in a container and eat several pieces every morning.
Cantaloupe is a great source of carotenoids, plant chemicals shown to
significantly reduce the risk of lung cancer.



The Power of Antioxidants

8. Mix half a cup of blueberries into your morning cereal.
Blueberries rank number one in terms of their antioxidant power.
Antioxidants neutralize free radicals, which are unstable compounds
that can damage cells and lead to diseases including cancer.



9. Learn to eat artichokes tonight. Artichokes are a great
source of silymarin, an antioxidant that may help prevent skin cancer.
To eat these delicious veggies, peel off the tough outer leaves on the
bottom, slice the bottom, and cut off the spiky top. Then boil or steam
until tender, about 30-45 minutes. Drain. Dip each leaf in a
vinaigrette or garlic mayonnaise, then gently tear the fibrous covering
off with your front teeth, working your way inward to the tender heart.
Once there, gently scoop the bristles from the middle of the heart, dip
in a little butter or lemon juice, and enjoy!



10. Coat barbecue food with a thick sauce. Grilling meat can
create a variety of cancer-causing chemicals. But researchers from the
American Institute for Cancer Research found that coating the meat with
a thick marinade and thereby preventing direct contact with the
charring flames reduced the amount of such chemicals created. Another
tip: Precook your meat in the oven and then throw it on the grill to
finish.

11. Every time you go to the bathroom, stop by the kitchen or water cooler for a glass of water. A major study published in The New England Journal of Medicine
in 1996 found that men who drank six 8-ounce glasses of water every day
slashed their risk of bladder cancer in half. Another study linked the
amount of water women drank to their risk of colon cancer, with heavy
water drinkers reducing their risk up to 45 percent.



12. Take up a tea habit. The healing powers of green tea have
been valued in Asia for thousands of years. In the West, new research
reveals that it protects against a variety of cancers as well as heart
disease. Some scientists believe that a chemical in green tea called
EGCG could be one of the most powerful anticancer
compounds ever discovered.



13. Have a beer tonight. Beer protects against the bacterium Helicobacter pylori,
known to cause ulcers and possibly linked to stomach cancer. But don't
overdo it. Drinking more than one or two alcoholic drinks a day may
increase your risk of mouth, throat, esophageal, liver, and breast
cancer.


14. Throw some salmon on the grill tonight. Australian
researchers studying Canadians (go figure) found those who ate four or
more servings of fish per week were nearly one-third less likely to
develop the blood cancers leukemia, myeloma, and non-Hodgkin's
lymphoma. Other studies show a link between eating fatty fish (salmon,
mackerel, halibut, sardines, and tuna, as well as shrimp and scallops)
with a reduced risk of endometrial cancer in women. Ah, those amazing
omega-3s at it again!



15. Take a multivitamin every morning. Many studies suggest
getting the ideal levels of vitamins and minerals can improve your
immune system function and help prevent a variety of cancers.

16. Get about 15 minutes of sunlight on your skin each day.
You've heard of the sunshine vitamin, vitamin D haven't you? Turns out
we've been so good at heeding advice to slather on sun lotion and avoid
the sun's rays that many of us aren't getting enough of this valuable
nutrient. Researchers find that getting too little vitamin D may
increase your risk of multiple cancers, including breast, colon,
prostate, ovarian, and stomach, as well as osteoporosis, diabetes,
multiple sclerosis, and high blood pressure.


The best source? Exposure to UVB rays found in natural and artificial
sunlight. About 15 minutes a day ought to do it. Avoid overexposure, of
course. That can increase
your risk for cancers of the skin. You can also get vitamin D in your
calcium supplement if you choose a supplement that contains both.



17. Carry a shot glass in your beach bag. Then fill it with
sunscreen and rub it all over your body. A shot glass holds about 1.5
ounces, which is how much sunscreen dermatologists estimate you need to
protect yourself from the cancer-causing UV rays of the sun. Repeat
every two hours.



18. Cut a kiwifruit in half, then scoop out the flesh with a
spoon. Now eat! Kiwi is a little hand grenade of cancer-fighting
antioxidants, including vitamin C, vitamin E, lutein, and copper. You
can also rub a couple of cut kiwifruit on a low-fat cut of meat as a
tenderizer.


19. Use a condom and stick to one partner. The more sexual
partners a woman has, the greater her risk of contracting human
papillomavirus, or HPV, which causes cervical cancer. Having an
unfaithful husband also increases her risk.



20. Cut out high-fat animal protein. A Yale study found that
women who ate the most animal protein had a 70 percent higher risk of
developing non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, while those who ate diets high in
saturated fat increased their risk 90 percent. So switch to low-fat or
nonfat dairy, have poultry or fish instead of beef or pork, and use
olive oil instead of butter.


21. Have your partner feed you grapes. They're great sources of
resveratrol, the cancer-protecting compound found in wine, but don't
have the alcohol of wine, which can increase the risk of breast cancer
in women. Plus, the closeness such an activity engenders (we hope)
strengthens your immune system.


22. Sprinkle scallions over your salad. A diet high in onions
may reduce the risk of prostate cancer 50 percent. But the effects are
strongest when they're eaten raw or lightly cooked. So try scallions,
Vidalia onions, shallots, or chives for a milder taste.



23. Make a batch of fresh lemonade or limeade. A daily dose of citrus fruits may cut the
risk of mouth, throat, and stomach cancers by half, Australian researchers found.



Unecessary Chemicals

24. Take a 30-minute walk every evening after dinner. That's all
it takes to reduce your breast cancer risk, according to a study from
the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle. Turns out that
moderate exercise reduces levels of estrogen, a hormone that
contributes to breast cancer. When 170 overweight, couch potato women
ages 50-75 did some form of moderate exercise for about three hours a
week, levels of circulating estrogen dropped significantly after three
months. After a year, those who lost at least 2 percent of their body
fat had even greater decreases in estrogen. Another study linked four
hours a week of walking or hiking with cutting the risk of pancreatic
cancer in half. The benefits are probably related to improved insulin
metabolism due to the exercise.



25. Buy organic foods. They're grown without added pesticides or hormones, both of which can cause cellular damage that may eventually lead to cancer.



26. Learn to love dandelions. Using commercial pesticides on
your lawn may increase your risk of cancer, since most contain
pesticides such as 2,4-D (linked to non-Hodgkin's lymphoma) and MCPP
(associated with soft-tissue cancers). Plus, pesticides used solely on
lawns don't have to go through the same rigorous testing for long-term
health effects as those used on food. And, as E/The Environmental Magazine
noted in a 2004 article, no federal studies have assessed the safety of
lawn-care chemicals in combination, the way most are sold.


27. Buy clothes that don't need to be dry-cleaned. Many dry
cleaners still use a chemical called perc (perchloroethylene), found to
cause kidney and liver damage and cancer in animals repeatedly exposed
through inhalation. Buying clothes that don't require dry cleaning, or
hand washing them yourself, can reduce your exposure to this chemical.
If you must dry-clean your clothes, take them out of the plastic bag
and air them outside or in another room before wearing.



28. Choose cucumbers over pickles, fresh salmon over lox. Studies find that smoked and pickled foods contain various carcinogens.



29. Switch from french fries and potato chips to mashed potatoes and pretzels.
A potential cancer-causing compound called acrylamide forms as a result
of the chemical changes that occur in foods when they're baked, fried,
or roasted. Not surprisingly, many foods with the greatest amounts of
acrylamide are also some of the worst-for-you foods, such as french
fries, potato chips, and baked sweets. Although the results aren't
final yet, Michael Jacobson, Ph.D., executive director of the Center
for Science in the Public Interest, estimates acrylamide causes between
1,000 and 25,000 cancers per year. His agency has petitioned the Food
and Drug Administration to set limits on the amount of acrylamide foods
can contain. The FDA is studying the issue.



30. Go for a spray-on tan. They're available in most tanning
salons these days and, unlike tanning beds, there's no evidence that
they increase your risk of skin cancer.


31. Call up your bowling pal and hit the lanes. A study from the
State University of New York at Stony Brook found that men with high
levels of stress and those with less satisfying contacts with friends
and family members had higher levels of prostate-specific antigen (PSA)
in their blood, a marker for the development of prostate cancer.



Wednesday, December 03, 2008 
(The author of this article apparently has no idea of the difference between non-social and anti-social. He/She is meaning it in the non-social form here. Non-Social refers to people with an introverted personality. However, Anti-Social refers to a serious personality disorder, and Anti-Social people are commonly known as Sociopaths or Psychopaths, depending.)

Everything important in your life, the correct decisions, the perfect work, the life-changing realizations, they all come when you are alone. Being antisocial provides you with the time for these.

1. Genius is antisocial

This does not mean that by being antisocial you automatically adopt the status of genius, but it does mean that if you, by some slim chance are, in fact, a genius, you will have no patience for average and below-average humanity. You will see it as annoying and distracting like a high-schooler being forced to endure a day in pre-school. You will seek to isolate yourself and work. Again, the choice to isolate yourself and work does not necessarily indicate genius, just a slightly higher possibility of it. Very slightly. Writing, painting, working on complex math problems, all solitary work for the most part. Genius needs room to concentrate.

2. Less drama

Which is not to say no drama. If you are human and you live around humans you will have drama. It does not matter if you mind your own business and keep to yourself, trust me, the cunts and assholes will find you. Being genuinely antisocial ensures that you will run into this less, which is not to say, never. Be ready for it, but going under the radar means that you probably won't have to dig more than one shallow grave per decade.

3. You gain insight
You cannot ever be rid of people entirely. I know this, I have tried. Hell, even Howard Hughes, the modern prophet of anti-socialism still had to deal with his lawyers. People, however, will be reduced to bite-sized chunks. You will be able to analyze them as you take your breaks from analyzing more important things. Spend enough time thinking about enough data and you come to some pretty interesting conclusions. The fact is that most people reveal far more than is immediately obvious in the course of a casual conversation, you just have to put it under a microscope, which means it needs isolated, and you need private time look at it.

4. Relationships require effort
Usually of the non-rewarding kind. Relationships with chicks involve doing things that serve no practical purpose whatsoever, as gestures. Chicks love gestures. You take this much effort it means that you love me this much. The idea that there is no correlation between love and effort for a man never occurs to them. I think this all started with that old Percy Sledge song "When a Man Loves a Woman" in which the singer tells all the things men will do for women they love. It was BS made to sell records. Effort is what men put out when there is a tangible reward at the end of the job. Like sex. The gestures are all about sex, not to show affection. Those flowers are not merely because I know you like flowers and I want to make you happy, they are because I know you like flowers and I want to fuck you.

5. Conversation-padding

A 2-hour conversation usually only consists of about 10-20 minutes of actual worthwhile information sharing. The rest is padded out with small-talk, awkward pauses while somebody thinks of something to say, and boring droning that blends into the background for the listener. Long conversations usually only happen when both people are stuck in one place together and want the satisfaction of "having shared" at the end of their sentence, meaning that they want a conversation for the sake of having one, not because it actually makes sense to communicate. This results in a lot of your life being wasted talking to people and needless stress as you share meaningless nonsense.

6. Low expectations

Nobody expects you to be the life of the party, nobody comes knocking on your door at 3am looking for a shoulder to cry on. This means you don't get invited to tedious functions and you get to avoid the truly thankless job of being a free therapist to your friends and acquaintances. Being antisocial means that people see you as a closed door, one that they might as well pretend is not there. This might sound like a bad thing, but it is not. We have been taught that happiness depends on being social, but there is no happiness, just the pretense of it. Why waste time looking for something that does not exist?

7. You get balls
What it is is that you don't care what people think of you. It may bug you that some piece of trash out there has the balls to insult you (different from taking offense at the insult itself), but then you know they are a piece of trash and you get over it. Being insulted by someone you have no respect for is very different from being insulted by somebody who matters, who you at some point thought highly of. I will give you an example: your neighbor's chihuahua barks at you from his owner's front porch, does it offend you that this dog does not like you, or are you just irritated by the bark and annoyed that it does not know how small and contemptible it is? For the antisocial person everybody but a very select few (with whom you have limited contact) are chihuahuas. Fuck 'em.

8. You don't miss out on a whole lot

Most people have little to offer aside from the psychological comfort of being around another human being. They are not fun or interesting to anybody, least of all for the people who settle for them. In all but a few instances you could lose a relationship and feel very little, but even when you do, it's pretty much always survivable. You lose that comfort from being around a particular person, but that's more about adjusting to change than anything else. The point is that people are not all that important, not all that interesting, not all that fun, not all that essential. You would be making a better use of your time doing a crossword puzzle or learning a few words in a foreign language than hanging out with them.

9. Comforting self-deception
If you are just an antisocial moron, then it's probably a good idea to isolate yourself so that you can tell yourself that you are, in fact a genius and that nobody recognizes what you are because they are all so stupid. Self-aggrandizing delusion needs isolation in order to reach it's full annoying potential. It's annoying to everybody else, but rewards the bearer with a tremendous sense of martyrdom which, in many cases, is the only reason they have to not commit suicide.

10. It helps you deal with loneliness

The most sociable, chatty, clingy, blowhards out there, the ones who try to spend as little time alone as possible, for them being alone is the same thing as being lonely. For the antisocial loneliness is very different from the sensation of being alone, they are two distinctly separate feelings. The anti-social can feel loneliness, but it's rare. You treasure the moments with no distractions, no background movement, no responsibilities beyond what you have in front of you. That is largely, I suspect, a learned reaction to being alone a lot, but it's good since everybody has to be alone at some point and it's best to see it as a gift rather than a burden.