Let's hear it for the dickweed.   ( This is where you clap )  I know and have known, my fairshare of dickweeds.    So I'd just like to get a moment of silence, for the dickweed.

Thank you dickweed.  Without you the world just couldn't exsist.

GO DICKWEEDS

Yes, I read my comments and msgs.
And I answer my phone when I'm by it.
I am bad about calling people back though.  I'll admit that.  But why is it everyone is expected to answer their cell phone all the time anyway.  Some people w/ home phones don't answer and nobody ever bitches them out.  What about the people who have cell phones in place of home phones.  Are they not entitled to do just the same.  It's a question that has plagued mankind for ages.  It's kinda like the question, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, or guessing how many rabid mongoose attacks it takes before people realize how dangerous they are. I guess the world may never know!

 But be warned! At the end there is a L&P "original". Let's just say it may offend some people. But, please take it as a joke because that is what it was intended to be, just funny. We here at the Luke and Posey Show, do not condone anything said in, said song. So, with that said, we hope you enjoy one of our most prized shows to date. At least, that's what we think. But who fuckin cares what we think? We wanna know what YOU think. We do this for you because you, the people, need to loosen up a bit and take a timeout in life and just laugh your fuckin asses off! If not @ us, then go somewhere else and just laugh your fuckin asses off! But try laughing your asses off @ us more! lol! That lol stuff is ............! Forget it! Anyway, enjoy yourselves, not to much, and have a great week. Late, L&P.


P.S. Posey , that's me, saw Rage Against the Machine and you didn't!!! Or maybe you did, but I said it first.

Hey, remember when I went to Voodoo Fest and saw Rage? I do! Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, Ben Harper, The Black Crows, and the now famous ( in my book ) Coheed and Cambria ( fuckin unbelievable). I saw these bands all in one weekend. Are you jealous? You should be. Should have been there , huh? Listen to our show!

     The L&P show needs your aid.  A rare subterranean spotted leper bull-chicken found only in Medford Wisconsin, needs your help.  Simply by listening to the Luke and Posey show, you can make a difference.  Just go to www.lukeandposey.com and listen.  It's easy.  Hey, tell ya what! Just come by our myspace page and have a listen.  It's there, too.  Voicemail your concerns for this poor endangered species to 206-666-4POZ (4769) or email them to, theshow@lukeandposey.com.  You can also comment us on myspace.  Thank you, and make sure....sorry, I'm crying.  Make sure you think of that poor subterranean spotted leper bull-chicken.  Help him!  Posey, from the L&P show.  

    Just to let you know you can now hear us @ www.rooftopcomedy.com  and search for Luke and Posey.
You can also go to www.lukeandposey.com 
Hope you people have a great day.

   This is why I shouldn't be allowed to watch t.v. or read a book or even be allowed outside. The other day, Luke referred to me as a type II diabetic.  Since then, I've believed it.  Every damn time I see one of those commercials that gives you all these symtoms, but doesn't tell you what the fuckin pill really does, I get the creeps.  I start thinking, huh, I have that.  I mean, I am the guy who can't watch the movie " Unbreakable " due to my main man Sammy L. falling down a flight of stairs and braking every bone in his body due to his "situation" ( watch the movie, I hear it's good. I wouldn't know).  And I am the guy who vomits once someone else has already done said act.  But lately, I must admit that I do have a most interesting problem.  I am a hypochondriac.  If you say I have it, and convence me I am showing symptoms, I'll believe every word you say.  Hell, the only reason I am a hypochondriac in the first place is because someone told me I was.  WTF! 

    Well,  I guess I need to just sack up, check for lumps every fucking day of my life, and suck it up and just be a fucking hypochondriac.  Or as I like to call it, A FUCKING PUSSY.  I guess it's kinda good in a way.  I'm always conscious of my body and how I feel.  Who knows, it might actually save my life one day.  Then I'll laugh at Luke and say,  " Ha, fucker!  My hypochondriactic like reflexes kicked cancers fat ass, bitch.  What now, mother fucker?"  But I'd probably be a little bit nicer.

    Anyway, I hope ya'll have a safe and enjoyful, whatever.  Don't worry about me.  I'll be okay.  Take it easy.  Late, Posey from the L&P show.

    P.S.  listen to our fuckin show and make donations to help support my, soon to be insulin bill.  Fuck you Luke and your mystic mind control powers.

10. They're dumbasses.
9. They're retards.
8. They're gay.
7. They suck dick.(Refer back to 8)
6. They're hookers.
5. They're filthy hookers.
4. They're stupid (out of ideas)
3. They're crack heads.
2. Refer to parenthesis for 7.
1. They're the lowest form of shit. Not just all runny like and stuff, but the kind where it almost leaves a rash that makes it hard to walk. And no matter how much vaseline you use, it just doesn't get any better. So you have to go to the doctor and get some kind of shot that cures ass rash. Then you have to wear a special diaper that has a vaporizing cream that aids in the soothing of the rash itself.
And there's the top 10 reasons I hate my apartment.