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Richard Hoffman


Last Updated: 11/20/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 24
Sign: Capricorn

City: WICHITA
State: Kansas
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/31/2006

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Friday, January 16, 2009 

Current mood:meh...
It's just a short one. Sorry, but you know the drill by now. blah blah blah...depressing rant...blah blah blah...work work work....blah blah blah.
Anyways, I'm gonna start cleaning this profile up. First to go were blogs from upwards of 3 years ago. Keeping a few treasures for you all to re-enjoy, but the rest is already gone. Its called moving forward and that's the only direction I'm headed. Slowly, but forward nonetheless.
Thursday, September 04, 2008 

Current mood:  animated
Category: Life

So here I go again. Back to the old me...the guy that rarely got online to check in on everyone. the guy that accepts your comments and doesn't always reply. The one who rarely calls anymore...yeah...THAT loser. Or at least so it seemed, right? I know I haven't been very vocal in the past few months. You're lucky if you got a text message or phone call. If you didn't, well either I don't have a means of reaching you or (the most likely scenario) it's because I got lazy again. I'M SORRY!!! But indeed, I am alive and well and gaining ground again.

I've tried to pull my head out of my @$$, and now that I'm back in Wichita and back to working (EARLY morning weekdays...and LATE nights on the weekends starting next week...) I should and will be making more of an appearance occasionally from said head/bottom situation.

If you're wondering what all i've done in the past few months...then it's been WAY too long since we've spoken and I really don't have the patience to type it all out. I know, darn! Now you have a reason to call me and I'll have a reason to contact you back! YAY! It all works out! LOL

I'm expecting results in the forms of comments and emails. Cake is also good. LOL XD

I've missed everyone and hope to hear from a large majority of you...If I don't, I might just cry...and who wants to be responsible for that? Then a band of my friends that DID comment, will hunt down all those responsible...and make THEM cry! And honestly, who want to hear/deal with that shit? That's right...nobody. So comment me dammit! And avoid making the world a pitful place full of whiners.

Currently listening:
Swan Songs
By Hollywood Undead
Release date: 2008-09-02
Monday, September 11, 2006 

Five years ago, America got the hardest kick to it's pride in ages. The horrors witnessed that day will be the earmark in history that this generation will carry with them for the rest of our lives.

But there was a silver lining. In the aftermath of a national disaster, people finally came together in order to offer their aid. People were proud to be Americans again. Patriotism was at the highest levels I had ever seen in public. Flags were becoming harder and harder to find...something that had never happened before. There was anger. There was confusion. There was alot of hatred wrongly created, but importantly there was Hope. Hope, that if we opened our eyes we could see the faces of those in this world that hated us enough to try and take us down a peg.

The first reaction to something like this is almost always "Somebody will pay for this." Collectively we mourned with this thought brewing in the backs of our minds. We knew that someone wanted us to hurt, and it was time to clean house. Security was dramatically increased everywhere we feared another possible act of terrorism. We went to war. A war that is going to continue to be fought. Both abroad and at home.

They (terrorists) did what they knew would make us second guess everything we do in the future. In a way, by making it harder for things to happen again, they have us on full alert constantly. The country that feared nothing, now has to ensure itself constantly. We suspect everything now. This is where they got us. Yes, we struck back. But we still haven't gotten all of our targets, and we won't. Again they laugh, as the most advanced military on the planet can't find a bunch of cave-dwelling sadists with chips on their shoulders. We lose sight of the mission, and the world watches us stumble.

Like introducing a virus, they created a serious question of doubt of our own strength. Fingers started pointing to people outside of the terrorists. People in our own country. Saying that it was the President's and our own government's fault for letting this happen.

It was you too.

The United States as a country is quickly losing ground with it's own people. Our economy is shot, because our priorities are not in order. Greed follows tragedy like a vulture trailing the wounded. We'd sooner act so rediculously irrational and waste precious time, funds and understanding on trivial and meaningless material things (SUV's, over sensationalized jewelry, music, technology, etc.) than get shit right immediately. It's not your job...

If I told you that you had no choice in how much you were going to spend on that gas, to power that oversized H2, you'd be pissed. But you do it anyways. Everytime the gas shoots up, you swear. And yet you find yourself dropping at least fifty bucks putting fuel in your car. Every single day, billionaires get more money lining their pockets by taking advantage of you all, and they don't care. What we spend (now) on gas in a few months, could fund all the testing in the world to find a better fuel alternative. But we're told differently. The collective desire to look good, be trendy, and have it convenient too, is so incredibly stupid when compared to neccessity. Commercialism dominates all outlets of this economy now. And you've sold your soul for an Ipod. "Common-sense" has left the building.

Why did this seemingly reminiscent look-back on 9/11, turn into an angry rant? Because this morning, I realized just how bad it has finally gotten. Very few people care. People here have gotten too comfortable being uncomfortable. This morning, as I got into my car, I saw no other flags on my street but my own. None displayed in the other neighborhoods I passed along the way. I didn't see another flag until I was a mile a way from my school. I was livid. Five years ago, something so tragic brought out the patriot in us all. Five years ago, you couldn't be out of sight from a flag. And now, like a fad past it's trendy peak, the flag seems to have been forgotten again. Only in this country does a banner represent every one of your rights. You have the right to speak your mind, absolute freedom-to do whatever you wish, even to have the right to burn it. And only a few honor it?

"But the media has been talking about it for weeks now..." The information that this country's media focuses on is a whole other part of the problem. I remember being told that a good journalist is non-objective. I have an opinion. I've formed that by reviewing both sides. But now, you accept news from a corporate owned, mildly entertaining, windbag that's got a cable show, trying to spin you into following his lead. Just report the damn news!!! And don't follow up a story on some tragic event, with a tale of pandas being born or some lame human-interest piece. They don't balance out. My day doesn't get brighter after hearing something like that..."That's horrible news...well, at least there's a new panda at that zoo in somewhereelse, Wa." I'm sick of the bullshit.

Am I a hypocrite? Yes. I drive my large car, I have a cell phone, I enjoy my music, and I use a computer. But- My car was built in 1963 using American Steel, it gets damn good gas mileage and is tough as hell too. I conveinience myself with a cellphone because it comes in handy when there are people I need to reach or emergencies to call in. And my music- My prefered music station was an independant outlet that was bought out for more corporate radio. And as far as the computer goes, this is my connection to the world outside of Kansas. If I were to make these points in public, I'd probably get arrested.

I commend you if you actually read and understood all of this. It is my hope that you did your part today and everyday to portray the ideal life of an American citizen and not live your life by being bought out. There is a need for change, or like all other great empires before us, we're doomed to fail. -Richard W. Hoffman

Sunday, August 13, 2006 
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Richard Hoffman
Birthday:Jan.19, 1985
Birthplace:Altus, Oklahoma
Current Location:Wichita, Kansas
Eye Color:light-dark brown, green
Hair Color:dark brown/black
Height:5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed:mostly a righty, but a highly functional lefty too
Your Heritage:Very diverse. German, Spaniard, Indonesian, Dutch, Scots... Well you get the idea
The Shoes You Wore Today:my Black/blue Adios
Your Weakness:Does Superman tell his enemies that his is Kryptonite? Didn't think so...
Your Fears:Who the hell made this survey, my nemises'?
Your Perfect Pizza:When I ran Sbarros, everything I made was perfect
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Finish my damn six year project car...time vs. money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:WTF or similar phrase
Thoughts First Waking Up:Not this again...
Your Best Physical Feature:Not that conceited...ok, my ass
Your Bedtime:Whenever I pass out from exhaustion
Your Most Missed Memory:5th grade recess in Panama...
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi products...I'll make the exception for Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King...but only if there is nothing else available and I'm starving
Single or Group Dates:Dates? I have no time for dates!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Who the hell cares? Its tea...
Chocolate or Vanilla:Cappuccino Chunky Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Both
Do you Smoke:Cigars... on really rare occasions
Do you Swear:Hell Fuckin' Yeah...That's learn-ed behavior in Kansas
Do you Sing:Not in public, not since I was 9...but I can sing
Do you Shower Daily:No, I roll around in filth until I come clean...WTF?
Have you Been in Love:In the conventional "need to spend the rest of my life with this person and rely solely on the affection of this sad individual who ended up with me" sense of the word...nope. Nobody so far has been worth "settling" for. That's right I said it, and I hope you read this too...okay that last part was a joke. LOL
Do you want to go to College:Nope. Just thought one day after high school: "I'd like to waste at least four years of my life and thousands of dollars on a piece of paper, announcing my proficiency in a given field and contributing to my future wealth."
Do you want to get Married:Of course...been dreaming about it ever since I was a little girl...LMFAO
Do you belive in yourself:No, so disregard the "I Think, Therefore I Am" philosophy. Thus, I Don't Exist!
Do you get Motion Sickness:Only If You Shake Me Like A British Nanny...
Do you think you are Attractive:'Attractive' needs further definition before I answer that one.
Are you a Health Freak:I get "Freak" alot, the health part not so much...
Do you get along with your Parents:Yeah, when I get to see them.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Of Course...lightning is like nature's fireworks
Do you play an Instrument:Nope...Haven't even picked up Guitar Hero yet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yup, I'm working on inventing different shots. Ask me for An "Angry Pirate"
In the past month have you Smoked:Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Straight Edge as a DARE poster child
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No...why do you keep reminding me of my lonliness?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yup- "That's what I like about highschool girls; I get older, they stay the same age"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Not in the past month
In the past month have you been on Stage:I can't remember...I did come home with a wad of ones once.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No. Again with the reminders...I think I'll take that box of Oreos now
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Nope...but I did go Chunky Dunking...J/K
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Nope
Ever been Drunk:Yes. Hence the Yoo-hoo comment (Van's Warped Tour- backstage afterparty)
Ever been called a Tease:Not that I know of...
Ever been Beaten up:Nope
Ever Shoplifted:The question should be "Ever Been Caught?" J/K
How do you want to Die:Doing What I Love...Don't know her name yet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Grow up? Anything. I Just don't want to grow OLD!
What country would you most like to Visit:Any. I'm all about travelling
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Not peticular
Favourite Hair Color:Not peticular (not much luck with blondes lately)
Short or Long Hair:Doesn't matter. Just no shorter than mine
Height:Doesn't matter.
Weight:Healthy. No anorexic or fat chicks ("fat" meaning obviously unhealthy)
Best Clothing Style:Doesn't matter. I like originality though, not into "Store labels" too much
Number of Drugs I have taken:None
Number of CDs I own:Quit counting- like 200+
Number of Piercings:none (yet)
Number of Tattoos:none yet- I'm very particular as to what I design, and what will represent me.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Very few. You learn from your mistakes and God only knows how many more i would have made without them.

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