In honor of the Third Anniversary of DEMON BOOGERS on MySpace, I am re-posting some DEMON BOOGERS FAQs and MORE!
DEMON BOOGERS FAQs
Number 1. Are you Gene Simmons?
NO! I am NOT the demon of rock, Mr. Gene Simmons. I do NOT work for KISS, I don't know KISS, I am not affiliated with the KISS Company. I have never claimed to be Gene Simmons and I get just annoyed as you do when someone creates a profile and claims to be the real Gene Simmons. I am simply a life-long KISS fan…..just like you.
Number 2. Do you really sell DEMON BOOGERS?
NO! It's a joke! I started this site for two reasons, (1) to connect with other KISS fans and (2) to share some laughs. If you click on a picture of Gene Simmons with his finger in his nose, hopefully you have some idea of what is going on here. It's not a commentary on merchandising. If you want to think that, it's fine, but I'm really not that clever. It's just a joke. It's not "eBay"...look again...it says "oBoy"…. IT'S A JOKE!
Number 3. Are the pictures real?
YES! I don't know why, but there are lots of pictures of Gene with his finger in his nose. I didn't photoshop them. I have tons and tons of KISS magazines.
Number 4. Can you add this or that song to your player?
Sorry, but no. I can no longer add music to this page. According to the Powers That Be at MySpace...
"Your upload privileges are currently suspended: Your upload privileges have been suspended because audio or video content has been blocked or removed from your profile for one or more of the following reasons: Content uploaded was recognized by MySpace's copyright filter. MySpace received a notice from the copyright owner claiming you were infringing its rights. Your use of the content violated MySpace's Terms and Conditions. You have been identified as a repeat copyright infringer. As a result, your account may be terminated. MySpace terminates the accounts of repeat copyright infringers. Please be careful not to include content on your profile that you do not have permission to use so you can continue to be a part of the MySpace community".
Number 5. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU!
Sorry, I used to try to post Happy Birthday to people...but I just haven't been keeping up with it. So...here's to you!
If you have more questions, send them to me.
Now, let me ask YOU some questions.
1. If you are NOT a KISS fan, why would you add my page?
Seems pretty simple, but I still get requests from people who then post "KISS SUCKS" or "THIS PAGE IS STUPID"....there are 60 zillion MySpace pages....if you're NOT a KISS fan, why are you here?!?!? And to all hackers....leave me alone.
2. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF!!!
If you are writing interesting blogs, posting cool music, artwork, or whatever….let me know. And don't just put it in a bulletin. Let me know.
I would rather get one or two cool e-mails per day than 67 comments that say HAPPY HUMP DAY or HAVE A ROCKIN' WEEK.
SEND YOUR PICTURES! Check out the "TOP PICKS" photo album! THANKS to those of you who have sent such GREAT pictures!
COMMENT ON MY BLOGS! I have the KISS Stories blogs on the page, and I post a new almost "KISS Survey" every month. It's a place to post your stories and read ones from other fans!
I get a friend request or two every day.....I have 1169 "friends"...but yet sometimes there are only a dozen responses. Stop lurking and start posting!
2009 is going to be a big year for KISS, with the ongoing tour, a new album, a new Ace album and MORE! Let's talk KISS!
I love to meet other KISS fans. There are so many of us here on MySpace. THANKS to everyone who has sent me a friend request!. Over the years, some of my friends have simply deleted their accounts, been Taken aWay to the looney bin, or drifted over to Facebook. NOTE: there is NO Demon Boogers Facebook page! Just because someone posts a pic of Gene with his finger in his nose does NOT make it an official DEMON BOOGERS Facebook! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And, in the end, THANK YOU to all of you who I chat with on a regular basis. I have met a ton of great people here on this page. THANK YOU to everyone who sends e-mails, pictures, comments, and even pictures that I can't post on here....you KNOW who YOU are :)~
Thank You.