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Sunday, September 24, 2006
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If this makes u feel down Look up the song Top o the mornin to ya by House of pain (see what some ppl make of the irish)
Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
13 Irish have died since 1996 by wateringtheir Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.
AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet!
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
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(..__/) (='.'=) (")_(") THIS IS ßLÚE ßÚNNY. CO?Y ÁND ?ÁSTE ßLÚE ßÚNNY INTO YOÚR ßLOG TO HEL? HI? GÁIN WORLD DO?INÁTION. GO ßLÚE ßÚNNY!!!
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
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Current mood:  bored
Put an X in the box if its a yes leave it blank if its a no! WOULD YOU? [_] go out with me? [_] give me your number? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] let me take you out to dinner? [_] take a shower with me? [_] be my bf/gf? [_] have a fling with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] have a relationship with me? [_] Dance with me? [_] Spank that ass? [_] Help me with homework? [_] Tickle me to death? [_] Let me tickle you? [_] Stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] Carress my body? [_] Play strip poker with me? [_] Say yes if i asked you out? [_] Get wasted with me? [_] Instant message me? [_] Greet me in public? [_] Hang out with me?
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
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Current mood:  indifferent
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u fuk me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
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