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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 24
Sign: Aries

City: ATLANTA
State: GEORGIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/21/2005

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May 7, 2008 - Wednesday 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
Of course anyone can blog about a blog if that blog is about them

not this blog the other blog

huh?

http://mostlymedia.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/pumps-circumstance/

Thanks for the shout out..and the use of big words about our brains or ability or stamina...huh?

Come check us out folks ... we won't disappoint.
February 12, 2008 - Tuesday 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
Woohoo 2008!!!

So far the year has been pretty fantastic....but you know how it could be better???

Catch a Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy show! Sure, you're going to have to wait until March, but you might as well start planning now. In fact, 2008 calendars are like 75% off. So go out & buy a special GLOC calendar for all of our upcoming show dates. Maybe one with Corvettes. I like Corvettes. And honestly, those are probably the only ones left. Corvettes or Quilts. Anyhow, come on out and see us this year!

"Sing It On!" an improvised musical
*All shows at 8pm, door open at 7:30, $10 admission, cash only

March 8 – Manuel's Tavern
May 17 – Sketchworks
July 12 – Sketchworks
Sept 13 – Sketchworks
Nov 15 - Sketchworks
 
January 9, 2008 - Wednesday 

Category: Parties and Nightlife

What's better than cheerleaders?

Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy!

Come check out me & the girls for some pre-game improv action that'll get you pumped up for Super Bowl weekend. Hank Williams, Jr. might be ready for some football, but we're ready to Sing It On!
Hope to see you at the show ~

"Sing It On!"
The Pre-Game Show

Saturday, January 26
8:00pm

$10 Admission
cash only

Sketchworks Theatre
3041 North Decatur Rd.
Decatur,
GA 30079
404-499-8181

Your hostesses of humor love nothing more than a good ol' Super Bowl party!
Where else can you overdose on spinach dip and wear a 12-pack box as a football helmet?
Come on out and watch the ladies go for the extra point with a spectacular sports-themed improvised musical.  
No reservations accepted, doors open at 7:30.
Directions to Sketchworks - http://www.sketchworkscomedy.com/directions.html

http://www.gorgeousladiesofcomedy.com/
www.myspace.com/gloc


October 26, 2007 - Friday 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
Why waste all your time figuring out what to buy them...get over the post Thanksgiving blues by bringing your special someone, your family, your boss..whoever... out for a early Christmas or Hannukah gift.....


Sing It On! HOLIDAY MUSICAL
Saturday, December 1
8pm at
Sketchworks
Join the Gorgeous Ladies for a completely improvised holiday musical. It's Miracle on 34th Street meets Christmas Vacation but with a Broadway soundtrack!
Stick around after the show for the GLOC Holiday Office Party and find out who will be getting a pink slip in their stocking.

$15/person, cash only. Doors open at 7:30!
September 17, 2007 - Monday 

Category: Friends
Written By the Lovely Robert Drake....
Thanks Robert...we love you too!!!!


Women! Funny, People, and Equal!  
The sad thing about comedy is that when its glass ceiling shatters the remaining shards don't break into amusing shapes and carve out the hearts of chauvinists.  There are still morons out there who think that women aren't funny

They are wrong and have been so for centuries.  How do I know?  One name: Dorothy Parker

However, in the past, there were people who claimed that a funny woman was probably a 'funny women' ala Tallulah Bankhead and that such women were anomalous.  This is one of those moments in which we should all thank our lucky goddesses for Feminism

Over the past weekend, I witnessed definitive proof that women are funny and deserve equal square footage in the comedic pantheon with men.  First, I point you to the Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy who did two popular nights of a funny improvised musicals!  Hundreds of people laughed this weekend at the scenes completely constructed exclusively by women.  They designed the show, made the choices, sang the songs, tossed the one liners, and they did the interpretive dance.  They teched it, chose the house music, and they got the standing ovation.  No 'Y' chromosome necessary, thank you very much!

'Yes', I hear the morons cry, 'but it was just women!  They just played with each other... if there were men there, surely they'd not be as funny!'

Ahhh, the social construct of gender rears its ugly head.  I believe that one of the reasons that women came to be thought of as the less funny sex has nothing to do with biology, but the social constructs of gender placed upon them by a society that was once more patriarchal.... And let's be honest here... the US and most of the west was pretty patriarchal until about 40 years ago.  Women have not even yet had the right to vote for 100 years.  In some states, they could not legally get a drivers license until the 70s or file for divorce. 

Because of the social expectations artificially placed on women, they were less free to be charming by being smart and witty.  They were expected instead to be merely pretty.  It is what made Dorothy Parker stand out.  Then, even after the first wave of feminism, the pendulum swung very quickly to the other side.  Women were stridently against their own objectification.  This meant that women were now frowned upon for setting up jokes in which they were being laughed at.  Again this circumscribed their ability to use all the tools at their disposal. 

Now, however, we're third wave on and women have the social freedom to be as funny as they want to be.  Which brings us to the other example.  Once a month at the Academy Theatre, Laughing Matters holds a competition called 'BattleActs' with improvisers from across Atlanta.  A woman named Lowrie has won three times in a row.  She's defeated players from Laughing Matters, Dads Garage, the Basement, and Blacktop Circus.  She's defeated straight men, gay men, straight women, gay women, etc.  Why?  She brings the funny. 

Simone De Beauvoir famously claims that when women start acting like people they're accused of impersonating men.  One of the elements that defines our humanity is humor, and to deny women the full force of using it is to deny women their humanity.  So, the next time someone tells you women aren't funny, call them a chauvinist pig, but be funny about it. 
October 30, 2006 - Monday 

Category: Life
The Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy thank you for an amazing year!  If you were part of any of our audiences, know that we appreciated your patronage and are looking forward to sharing more laughs with you in 2007!
 
Those of you who have to suffer through yet another Office Holiday Party, be the "Cindy Lou Who" of your company and save the holidays by hiring The Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy to provide fun, family friendly comedic and musical entertainment for your company's holiday party. 
 
Call us now for available dates and rates as holiday shows are booking fast!
October 5, 2006 - Thursday 

Category: Life
So the benefit is tonight and we ladies are super pumped to take the stage for such a worthy cause.
We hope to see you all out there..
Here are some factoids about breast cancer and stuff...read...learn...and for more information check out www.komen.org

Many women do not have a chance to learn much about breast health or physiology unless they begin breastfeeding their children or they develop a problem that needs medical attention. Most people at least know that breasts change in appearance throughout life and that the breasts are composed of fat, but they are actually much more complex than that. The breasts are made up of a complicated network of milk-producing sacs, passageways for carrying milk, supporting tissue, glands, tiny muscles and fat. Throughout puberty and menopause, not only does the appearance of the breasts change but also the composition and workings of the breast tissue.

Becoming familiar with breast anatomy and physiology can help individuals understand the normal changes in their bodies that they experience throughout their lifetimes. This knowledge is also an important starting place for understanding health problems and diseases that affect the breasts.

 Breast cancer is a type of cancer where cells in the breast tissue divide and grow without the normal control. About 80 percent of breast cancers originate in the mammary ducts, while about 20 percent arise in the lobules Cancerous tumors in the breast usually grow very slowly so that by the time one is large enough to be felt as a lump, it may have been growing for as long as ten years

 In the United States, the rate of new cases of breast cancer has been increasing by a little over one percent a year since the 1940's. In the 1980's, the rate of new cases rose markedly (likely due to increased screening) and has since begun to level off. An estimated 212,920 new cases of breast cancer will be diagnosed in American women in 2006 alone. In 1975, the incidence (the number of new cases) of breast cancer was 107 per 100,000 for white women and 94 per 100,000 for black women. Twenty-seven years later in 2002, the number of new cases per year had risen to 138 per 100,000 for white women and 120 per 100,000 for black women.

Even though incidence increased during that 26-year period, mortality (the rate of death) for white women decreased. In 1975, 32 per 100,000 white women died of breast cancer, but by 2002, the figure had declined to 25. For black women, though, mortality increased over the same period, rising from 30 per 100,000 black women in the population in 1975 to 34 per 100,000 in 2002

 
Rates of male breast cancer have changed little over the past 25 years and are quite a bit lower than rates for female breast cancer. In 2002, the overall incidence of breast cancer in women was 133 per 100,000. In men, it was 1.2 per 100,000. Differences in mortality were equally wide: 26 per 100,000 for women, and 0.3 per 100,000 for men. Though both boys and girls begin life with very similar breast tissue, men do not experience the same complex growth and development of the breasts that women do over time. At puberty, the high testosterone and low estrogen levels essentially stop breast development in males. While some milk ducts exist, they remain undeveloped, and lobules are most often absent. However, breast health problems, including cancer, remain a possibility.

 So far, researchers know of more than 20 factors that increase the risk of the disease. Some of these risk factors increase risk a great deal. Others increase risk by only a small amount.   Yet while there have certainly been great advances in our knowledge, it's still not perfectly understood what ultimately causes breast cancer to develop. It's likely a combination of risk factors (many of which are still unknown) that together make cells in the breast turn cancerous. But exactly why a certain combination of factors might cause cancer in a particular woman and another combination would not is still unclear.

This highlights one of the more important things women need to know about breast cancer: although there are steps nearly all women can take to lower their risk of the disease, no one woman has full control over whether she gets breast cancer or not. Many risk factors for the disease are still unknown and many are simply out of a woman's control (such as getting older or having a family history of the disease).

Women, though, should not feel helpless at the prospect of breast cancer. There is a lot that women can do to protect themselves from the disease. Leading a healthy lifestyle can help lower risk and getting regular screening tests can catch breast cancer early when it's most treatable. Finally, having a general understanding of what factors may be increasing her risk can help a woman work with her health care provider to address concerns she has and develop an optimal breast health plan.

 

Breast cancer risk in women who partner with women and Lesbians

Although the data are somewhat limited, women who partner with women are believed to have a higher risk of breast cancer than other women. The reason? Women who partner with women tend to have more risk factors for the disease. For example, as a group, they are less likely to bear children or, if they do, are less likely to have them early in life. They may also have higher rates of obesity and alcohol use, both of which can increase the risk of breast cancer.

In addition to having more risk factors for breast cancer, women who partner with women may also be less likely to get routine mammograms and clinical breast exams. The reasons for this are not yet clear but may be due to issues like lack of insurance, financial hardship and past experiences of discrimination and insensitivity from health care providers.

 
Age is a well-established risk factor for breast cancer. The older a woman is, the more likely she is to develop the disease. In general, rates of breast cancer are low in women under age 40, begin to increase after age 40 and are highest in women over age 70. In the United States, 94 percent of the women diagnosed with breast cancer each year are age 40 or older.  Age increases the risk of breast cancer because as women get older, it becomes more likely that abnormal changes will take place in their cells. Multiple changes have to occur within cells before cancer will develop.  Mutations in the BRCA genes are not exclusive to women. Men also carry the mutations and some increased cancer risks associated with them. Both BRCA1 and BRCA2 mutations may raise the risk of prostate cancer and have also been shown to significantly increase the risk of male breast cancer.


There is no sure way to avoid breast cancer. Some healthy lifestyle choices, however, may help lower the risk of the disease and have the added bonus of cutting the risk of heart disease, diabetes, colon cancer and osteoporosis. Everyone should try to:

  • Be physically active.
  • Maintain a healthy weight.
  • Cut down on "bad" fats (saturated and trans fats), and consume more "good" fats (polyunsaturated and monounsaturated fats, like olive and canola oil).
  • Take a daily multivitamin with folic acid (often called folate on nutrition labels).
  • Limit alcohol intake to less than one alcoholic drink a day. (Regular drinkers should try to get adequate folic acid, either through a multivitamin or rich food sources like oranges, orange juice or fortified breakfast cereals.)
  • Choose to breastfeed children instead of formula feeding them if possible.

 

Surgery and radiation therapy are called local treatments because they aim to remove cancer from a limited (local) area, such as the breast, chest wall and --> -->lymph nodes in the armpit (axillary nodes). Chemotherapy and hormonal therapy make up what is called systemic therapy. With these therapies, the entire body is treated to get rid of or disable any cancer cells that may have spread from the breast to other areas of the body.

A woman's specific treatment plan depends on many factors, such as her age, the type of breast cancer she has and the characteristics of her tumor. However, deciding on a particular treatment is as much a personal matter for a woman as it is a medical one. Each treatment option has risks and benefits that a woman must weigh in relation to her personal values and lifestyle.

September 7, 2006 - Thursday 

Current mood:  thirsty
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Strangely enough there are a few of us within the ranks of GLOC that enjoy our alcohol.  I know you are thinking...what these venerable, upstanding ladies drink?? If you were at Kelly's Birthday party I am sure you could have seen that truth in action but alas this blog's purpose is not to embarrass but to celebrate.

So what is GLOC going to do..we are going to bring you a great show on September 8th with music, with funny, with wit, with charm, with soberness (possibly) all on the love/hate relationship we people share with that set of hours called Happy Hour.

Whether it be at your local bar, at the Piccadilly, at the nearest airport lounge, whereever..we want to celebrate it. That sacred set of hours where booze is cheap and the finger food is cheaper.  That most honorable of times where we wash away the crap work day and begin to look for that person or persons who might be worthy of going home with.

So come spend a few hours with us on Friday night and we will give you the do's and don't's of Happy Hour Celebrations...bar opens at 7:30 and show starts at 8pm.  We would love to raise our glasses with you in a toast to Happy Hour.  Bring your friends, bring a date, bring us an audience...and we will provide the drunken fun.

cheers.
~the ladies
Currently listening:
Whiskey in the Jar: Essential Irish Drinking Songs & Sing Alongs
By Various Artists
Release date: 21 February, 2006
August 24, 2006 - Thursday 

Current mood:  hopeful
Category: Friends

First we ladies have to say thank you to all of you out there who continually come out to our shows, support us, drink the beer we sell, laugh at our unique style of comedy, and think we are worthy of your evening.

We love that GLOC is becoming a bigger and better force in the Atlanta improv community and was even reviewed in Creative Loafing by Frederick Noble last week when we preformed at Theatre Decatur as part of their summer comedy series....of course when you read it note that Kelly and Allison were out of town for the Friday night show (the one seen by Fred...ie the reason there were only 4 actresses that night) but a good friend Kathy from the Basement stepped in and was a great addition to our group for the night.

I stopped by Theatre Decatur for Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy, an improv group made up of four talented actresses and one keyboardist for accompaniment. They took suggestions from the audience -- a familiar setup to anyone who's watched improv or "Whose Line is it Anyway?" -- and turned them into skits covering topics from birthday disappointments to a magic beer cooler that summoned a Duffman-like genie. The ladies are confident, fast on their feet and got quite a few laughs from the friends and family who made up the sparse audience. If you're not getting enough comedy in your life, look up GLOC at www.gorgeousladiesofcomedy.com.

go to the link below to see the on-line full article....

http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid:114414

So BIG thanks to Frederick who came out to the show and again all of you who are helping our fan base grow and GLOC is becoming more of a "have you seen them" instead of "who are they" and we love it....LOVE IT!!!!

We are pumping up for September and October with a show on the 8th of September at the Sketchworks Theatre - we are pretty excited to try out some new stuff that night and of course there will be a theme...

October brings us with two awesome opportunities....October 5th we will be holding a benefit for Breast Cancer Awareness (I mean it is boob month) spawned by Kelly's participation in the 60 mile Breast Cancer walk  we like to call it Babes for Boobs cause why not??!!!???

Then at the end of October we will be participating in the Black Box Improv Festival at Georgia Tech...stay tuned for what night and what time we are preforming...a great local festival that anyone in Atlanta should come check out for a lot of good improv.

So that is us...we are so gracious for the last year and all the people who have been a part of GLOC in whatever way....keep it up ATL...we love you and promise to keep making new, unique, feminine with an edge improv that will keep you wanting more!!!!
June 27, 2006 - Tuesday 

Category: Parties and Nightlife

That is right...we don't need fireworks to have a great show...even though it is the upcoming Fourth of July weekend..that doesn't scare us away from doing a show...we have been hard at work coming up with new patriotic and non-patriotic stuff to dazzle you so that you won't need those air polluting, chemical reactions caused by fire that make kids sometimes pee their pants (you know who you are...) to have a wonderful Fourth. 

Truth be told the show is on the 30th of June (at the new Sketchworks Theatre at 3041 N. Decatur Rd. in case you were wondering) so we shouldn't even really be put to any standards of fireworks, sparklers, or even a really ugly t-shirt commemorating the holiday from Old Navy...

But what we will promise is 5 ladies having fun, bringing you some new stuff, selling you beer and wine, and hopefully keeping your mind off that other shit that takes up the day to day...

So come join us...we put the dazzle in bedazzle...okay that was a shitty way to end this blog..but you think of somethign better!

~the ladies